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‘Money Shot’: Sexy Sci-Fi Satire
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‘Money Shot’: Sexy Sci-Fi Satire

Genre entertainment (be it horror, sci-fi, fantasy, etc.) is frequently used as a simple gimmick. For example, anyone can write a horror novel or shoot a horror film; that’s why...
Saturday Special: Dildo Darlings V
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Saturday Special: Dildo Darlings V

No prick? No problem! At least not for these toy-loving beauties, who don’t hesitate to take matters into their own hands when there’s not a good, stiff play-pal around. Join...
Sunny Megatron: America’s Sex Edutainer
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Sunny Megatron: America’s Sex Edutainer

The co-host of American Sex Podcast is helping her listeners to Think Kink—and to have a few laughs while they’re at it.  If you’re thinking about going into sex...
Friday Funnies: Here Comes the Judge!
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Friday Funnies: Here Comes the Judge!

All rise! Prepare to receive a stiff sentence of humor as we throw the (joke)book at you with these uproarious cartoons about the justice system. There’s disorder in the...
Going Deeper With Kayden Kross
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Going Deeper With Kayden Kross

Performer-turned-director Kayden Kross is helping to redefine adult entertainment with tour-de-force releases like After Dark and Drive. We spend a little time getting inside the...
Pauly Shore: The Busiest Man in Comedy
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Pauly Shore: The Busiest Man in Comedy

Pauly Shore was destined to be famous. In the early 1970s his parents founded the Comedy Store, a Los Angeles-based incubator for some of the biggest names in comedy and...
Urine for a Good Time
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Urine for a Good Time

Diving into the splashy sensation of pee play. In the throes of belly-slapping passion, there is nothing that gets the old juices flowing quite like those three magic words: “Pee on me.”...
Casey Calvert’s ‘Primary’ Goals
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Casey Calvert’s ‘Primary’ Goals

With well-crafted erotic dramas such as Spark and Primary, XXX performer/writer/director Casey Calvert is making her mark as a creator of truly cinematic porn. Casey Calvert began...
The Presidency’s a Joke!
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The Presidency’s a Joke!

Wow, is it National Presidential Joke Day again already? Man, August 11 seems to come earlier and earlier every year. Luckily, HUSTLER has a long, rich history of taking America’s chief executives...
Butt’s Happening … Again!
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Butt’s Happening … Again!

Prefer to gaze upon the ladies from the rear view? Prepare to fall ass-forward into another collection of tempting tushes, riveting rumps and delectable derrieres, courtesy of HUSTLER’s beautiful...
Mental Load-Blocks
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Mental Load-Blocks

Thinking about baseball to keep from coming too soon is so passé; read on for some truly out-there images that guys put in their heads to boost their endurance in the sack. It has been said that baseball is...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Adrianna Luna
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Adrianna Luna

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on two-time HUSTLER Honey...
Anal Sex: The Basics
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Anal Sex: The Basics

Want to take a stroll up the old dirt road, but you’re not sure where to start? Don’t worry; we’re here to lead you on the path to butt-sex bliss. Sexual activities tend to come with varying...
Saturday Special: Blondes on Blondes III
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Saturday Special: Blondes on Blondes III

Blondes—is there anything better? Yes—blondes getting down with other blondes for a sexy time! With that in mind, join us for a few sizzling blonde moments with a parade of...
Alien Sex Fiends
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Alien Sex Fiends

As evidence of life on other planets increases, plenty of Earthlings are declaring their eagerness to get down and dirty with a space creature. We explore the out-of-this-world possibilities. The aliens are...
Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled
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Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled

In the mood for some smartass humor? You’re in luck, because we’re classing up the place—in a manner of speaking—with some textbook examples of outrageous cartoons!...
Kitty Quinn: Your New Queen Beaver!
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Kitty Quinn: Your New Queen Beaver!

Like many cherished annual traditions, HUSTLER’s Beaver of the Year contest suffered a disruption due to the coronavirus, as the ongoing pandemic and the safety concerns...
Losing It: Tales of Cherry-Popping Madness
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Losing It: Tales of Cherry-Popping Madness

Cock-blocking roosters. Pissed-off dads who threaten castration. If you think that losing your virginity was awkward, check out these cringe-inducing stories...
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America’s Most-Cheating Cities

Looking to step out on your relationship for a little bit of strange? Read on to find out which U.S. locations are the best bet for a fling. Florida is not only famous for alligators,...
The Dead Deads: The Girls Are Alright
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The Dead Deads: The Girls Are Alright

Meet The Dead Deads, a trio of rocking females that features McQueen Dead on drums, Daisy Dead on bass and Meta Dead on guitar and vocals. The Nashville-based group plays a blend...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Marica Hase
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Marica Hase

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Marica Hase, a XXX...