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Sheer Ecstasy
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Sheer Ecstasy

Lace-topped thigh highs, silky nylons, fishnet pantyhose—stockings in their full array of delightful designs make me swoon with desire. They are, without doubt, this editor’s favorite item of lingerie. The...
A Lover & a Fighter
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A Lover & a Fighter

If Mike Tyson’s chauffeur claims the Baddest Man on the Planet said he might have murdered his opponent had he not fucked right before a fight, then we believe him. The champ clearly speaks from experience,...
Flight of Fancy
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Flight of Fancy

Million-dollar-idea alert! For the bargain basement price of a paltry $1,000, you can join the coveted Mile High Club without the foul toilet stench or risk of being put on a no-fly list—or worse. In a way,...
Gray? Well, Okay!!!
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Gray? Well, Okay!!!

Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, entertainment media is hardwired to recycle the “older men are sexy” trope at least once a year. And you know what? We’re not complaining. Bring on the...
The Joys of Period Sex
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The Joys of Period Sex

From the department of soul-crushing statistics, this eye-roller of a fact: According to The Sun UK, “Nearly half of women who have sex on their period say it gives them a heightened sense of...
The Death of Democracy
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The Death of Democracy

OP-ED BY LONGTIME ACTIVIST HARVEY WASSERMAN Our democracy is on the brink of death. Donald Trump and Steve Bannon are kicking down the door to an American dictatorship by 2024. Bannon has long been...
Stupid Sexy Ketchup!
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Stupid Sexy Ketchup!

The horror…the horror. Of sexy ketchup. Every person has their line in the sand. For Adrian Shann of Hull (U.K.), that line was crossed when a Pizza Hut turned condiments into pornography. I mean, how else...
Rev Your Engine
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Rev Your Engine

Fast cars are equal-opportunity obsessions. These smoking hot women are true auto aficionados, with a need for speed. So how did these performers get into performance cars? HUSTLER interviewed four all-out car...
Save Our Sand
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Save Our Sand

Tourists are the worst. Economically they’re a necessary evil, but there are limits—and Spain is drawing the line at habitat destruction by way of wanton public fornication. It’s called “cruiser...
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“Prime” Time for the Working Class

Unlike Amazon deliveries, better wages and benefits won’t arrive overnight, but they’re on the way if we fight. We’ve learned a few things while struggling to emerge...
Friday Funnies: Toying Around
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Friday Funnies: Toying Around

Rejoice—playtime is here! Today we’re cracking open the toy chest to have some fun with an assortment of adult sex-cessories, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archive. Strap on and strap...
XXX Van Life
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XXX Van Life

What’s it like to be a sex worker who has a free-wheeling life on the road? Meet three trailblazing women who practice the business of pleasure while living out of their vehicles. These vans are...
Hump-Day Special: All About the Anal Vol. 2
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Hump-Day Special: All About the Anal Vol. 2

Ugh, Wednesday—that mean stretch of the week when time seems to start going backwards and it feels like the world is pounding you right in the keister. We...
XXX Camming Corner
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XXX Camming Corner

Some of our favorite camming stars offer us a peek inside their sexy lairs. Webcamming has been a staple in the world of sex work for more than a decade, and has only grown as an attractive option during the...
Man Up and Go Down!
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Man Up and Go Down!

As illogical as it may be, some guys refuse to eat pussy, even in these sexually enlightened times. But with improved communication and education, it’s a problem that can be solved lickety-split. As much as...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Layla Rose
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Layla Rose

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Layla Rose, a sizzling...
Saturday Special: Sex Alfresco
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Saturday Special: Sex Alfresco

Ah, the great outdoors—fresh air. Sunshine. And, on a very good day, an opportunity to get it on, free and easy, among the birds, the bees and all of nature’s creatures.  In honor...
Friday Funnies: Just Beachy
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Friday Funnies: Just Beachy

Depending on where you’re located, chances are that it’s too ball-shrinkingly cold right now to even think about going to the beach. Allow us to heat things up with a collection of...
Oh, You Nerdy Thing!
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Oh, You Nerdy Thing!

Some of our favorite XXX performers get down and nerdy as they share their geeky obsessions with us. Nerd! Geek! For some, those can be considered four-letter words in more ways than one. Not for these amazing...
Hump-Day Special: Spinning Out
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Hump-Day Special: Spinning Out

In praise of petite porn stars. We’re about to get short with you, in the best possible way!  Today we’re celebrating spinners, those petite beauties who pack a big punch in the...
Getting Shorted on Sex
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Getting Shorted on Sex

Yes, it’s true—vertically challenged guys usually get less play from the ladies than their taller counterparts. But with the right attitude, they can climb their way to the top of the dating...