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Negotiating Your Kink Scene
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Negotiating Your Kink Scene

From safe words to boundaries to aftercare, here’s a guide to the conditions you need to establish before getting kinky. Getting started with kink—whether it’s a new activity, a...
Lingerie Girl-on-Girl Fun
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Lingerie Girl-on-Girl Fun

Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys pairing up and stripping out of their delicate underthings for a good time—rejoice, horndogs, your day is about to get a lot sexier! Go ahead, dive into the frilly thrills!...
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When Fuck-It Lists Go Wrong

Most of us have a mental checklist of sexual feats we’d like to accomplish before going to the grave, but beware—reality often falls short of what we were hoping for. Read on for...
The Lowdown on Rubdowns
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The Lowdown on Rubdowns

Massage-porn mavens share their expert advice on rubbing people the right way. Massages are amazing. Porn is amazing. Combining the two? Fucking amazing!  Lately, there has been an influx of...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Harley Dean
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Harley Dean

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Harley Dean, a...
Saturday Special: Fantasy Fucks
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Saturday Special: Fantasy Fucks

It’s National Tell a Fairy Tale Day, an annual celebration of the fantastical folklore that has been passed down from generation to generation through the time-honored tradition...
Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 2

Stop in the name of the laughs! We’re digging into the HUSTLER cartoon archives to bring you another collection of arresting humor. Go ahead; you have the right to remain...
Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 2

Need a few good laughs? Ready to go to the dogs? Join us for an uproarious exploration of canine-centric comedy, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Go...
Horny Little Devils
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Horny Little Devils

Delving into the demon-populated porn of Eugéne Lepoittevin. The devil is in the details, it’s been said. And in some cases, those demon-possessed details can be pretty sexy. I was recently introduced...
Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills Part III
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Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills Part III

Need something to get you through the midweek blahs? How about a collection of red-hot sexual trios? Whether it’s a couple of guys doubling down on one fine...
Photo courtesy of Crystal Rush
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Crystal Rush: From Russia With Lust

XXX Russian export Crystal Rush explains what life is really like in her homeland. Grandpa Boomer was holding court about Russian women: “You see, youngsters, you don’t know....
Stripping: The Bare Facts
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Stripping: The Bare Facts

Strip clubs are basically candy stores for adults. There is every style, size and flavor for each appetite. We all see what happens on stage (and feel it in our pants), but what goes on backstage,...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cadence Lux
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cadence Lux

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Cadence Lux, a...
HUSTLER Classic: Scary-Hot
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HUSTLER Classic: Scary-Hot

The connection between fear and sexual arousal is well established. Hell, where do you think the phrase “scared stiff” came from? (Okay, maybe that’s not where the phrase “scared...
Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup, Volume 2
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Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup, Volume 2

Cell, yes! It’s time for another round of captivating humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. Go ahead and check into the Graybar Hotel for some...
Damn, That Hurts!
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Damn, That Hurts!

When ecstasy leads to agony—we explore the painful occasionally humorous world of sex injuries. Love hurts, the old cliché goes, and sure, of course it does—like a budget prostate exam given in a back...
Hump-Day Special: Brunet Bush Brigade, Hardcore Edition
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Hump-Day Special: Brunet Bush Brigade, Hardcore Edition

What’s better than a hot brunet babe with a thatch of dark pubes sprouting between her legs? Watching that hot babe get stuffed full of cock and...
Tickled Pink
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Tickled Pink

Get ready to LOL your way to ecstasy—the lovely Miss Whitney Morgan is here to tickle your fetish bone. This award-nominated, internationally published pro BDSM switch and ace custom content creator...
Valentine’s Day: A XXX Celebration
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Valentine’s Day: A XXX Celebration

February 14th is either welcomed or dreaded. There doesn’t seem to be much of a middle ground—the day can either be marred by a heightened sense of loneliness or the burden...
Our Honey Galentines
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Our Honey Galentines

Oh, sure—Valentine’s Day usually gets all of the attention this time of year, but if you’re really looking to get a heart on, Galentine’s Day is the way to go.  A relatively recent entry into the...
HUSTLER Classic: Working It
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HUSTLER Classic: Working It

Working from home has become an increasingly popular option in this age of COVID, but if there were perks like this at the average workplace, employees would be busting down the doors...