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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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HUSTLER Classic: Scary-Hot
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HUSTLER Classic: Scary-Hot

The connection between fear and sexual arousal is well established. Hell, where do you think the phrase “scared stiff” came from? (Okay, maybe that’s not where the phrase “scared stiff” came from, but hey—you never know.) 

That connection was highlighted to cock-swelling effect in the October ’02 HUSTLER Pictorial “Keegan: Senses Taker,” which featured a thrill-seeking Honey who yearned to get off from the fright-inducing thrill of the unknown.

“I always wanted to have sex in a haunted house,” copper-topped Keegan exclaimed. “It’s like all your senses are heightened, because you never know if what’s touching you is really what it seems to be.” 

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