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July 2024

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Oh, sure—Valentine’s Day usually gets all of the attention this time of year, but if you’re really looking to get a heart on, Galentine’s Day is the way to go. 

A relatively recent entry into the holiday canon, Galentine’s Day—which annually falls on February 13, the day before Valentine’s Day—began as a plot point on the sitcom Parks and Recreation, and in the ensuing years has blossomed into a special time when women come together to celebrate each other. At Galentine’s Day parties far and wide, ladies gather to relax, perhaps vent a bit, and express their love and appreciation for the besties in their squads who always have their backs. 

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