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Warsaw Woodies
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Warsaw Woodies

Recognizing that sex and death go together like peanut butter and chocolate or chloroform and cheerleaders, Polish coffin maker Lindner cooked up a very provocative promo calendar. So if you’d like to...
Bloody Babes
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Bloody Babes

This captivating picture of naked chicks drizzled with fake blood was snapped during an animal-rights protest in Madrid, Spain. If it’ll result in attractive female activists stripping in front of our...
Shocking Bust
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Shocking Bust

Jennifer Marchant, better known to fans of plumper porn videos as Scarlett Rouge, is now facing a murder rap in New York City. According to news reports, her boyfriend bled to death after being stabbed in the...
Halloween Hotties
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Halloween Hotties

Unlike most women, porn stars don’t need to wait for Halloween to dress like a slut. But when trick-or-treat time comes around, so does the annual Heaven & Hell party in Hollywood, inspiring top XXX...
Veteran Vaginas
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Veteran Vaginas

Fans of old-school porn flocked to Las Vegas for the induction of a new class into the Legends of Erotica Hall of Fame at Showgirls Video. Among those honored were Alexandra Silk and Elizabeth Starr....
Demonic Boobs
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Demonic Boobs

If you love graphic novels and masturbating equally but find yourself unable to whack off to stories about brooding superheroes, please allow Gentlemen Comics to come to the rescue. Filling a niche in the...
Bonnie Breaks Out
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Bonnie Breaks Out

I photographed Bonnie Rotten on a Saturday morning in Las Vegas during the AVN Awards weekend. Those few days are always insane, with porn stars working their asses off to make the most of all the promo and...
The Perfect Vagina
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The Perfect Vagina

These days a woman’s privates are more public than ever. One of L.A.’s top nip ‘n’ tuck men reveals how he sculpts the ultimate camera-ready nether region. I’ve seen...
Making Enemies
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Making Enemies

In the wake of the Boston bombings, a disturbing fact is being obscured: The FBI actually creates more terror plots than it cracks. You may not see it much on the news, but the FBI doesn’t only get...
A Filthy Mess
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A Filthy Mess

Wet and messy. Don’t act like you haven’t heard of it. Girls in gooey, sticky stuff. What’s not to love? But there’s more to it than that. This is a business and an art form. There are...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

This chick has a nice body but a very disapproving look. “You’re going to do what with that case of gherkins, Morty?” Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California. for this vintage photo....
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They Can Follow You Everywhere

I’ve previously mentioned my gratitude to Google for its swift and verifiable answers to my research questions. But the Silicon Valley leviathan is increasingly a menace to...
Colorful Cans
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Colorful Cans

These alluring photos were snapped during a “body art” fashion contest in Christchurch, New Zealand. Some entrants went for an elegant, high-brow look, while others embraced their inner...
Legendary Lays
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Legendary Lays

Jill Nelson’s book Golden Goddesses: 25 Legendary Women of Classic Erotic Cinema is a great gift for nostalgic poonhounds who lived through the glory days of porn and young people curious about what...
Hunter Gets Hustled!
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Hunter Gets Hustled!

A swarm of barely legals descended upon Hollywood to celebrate the release of HUSTLER’s March 2013 issue at The Blok with notorious revenge-porn kingpin Hunter Moore. Eager chicks flashed their tits,...
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Dangerous Powers

Finally, even that old hawk John McCain woke up to the fact that Congress had betrayed its Constitutional obligation after 9/11 by granting President George W. Bush and those who’d come after him...
My Fellow Rebel
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My Fellow Rebel

I’m not an intellectual giant, but Gore Vidal was. Until I met Gore, I’d always said that the smartest person I’d ever known was Madalyn Murray O’Hair, the American atheist. After...
Hong Kong’s 5 Hottest Stars
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Hong Kong’s 5 Hottest Stars

China—the largest foreign holder of U.S. Treasury bills, bonds and other securities— has blasted our country’s irresponsible spending habits, demanding that the United States...
Cherie Currie – The Runaway Returns
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Cherie Currie – The Runaway Returns

In 1975, Cherie Currie was an average music-loving 15-year-old Valley Girl sneaking into clubs on L.A.’s Sunset Strip. Then fate (and Joan Jett) changed her life forever....
Fukushima Radiation Slams Our Shores
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Fukushima Radiation Slams Our Shores

On March 11, 2011, a massive earthquake and subsequent tsunami triggered a triple meltdown at the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant in Japan. An enormous amount of radiation...
Mother of the Year?
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Mother of the Year?

Fabulously fertile Nadya Suleman celebrates her sexuality in a new flick from Wicked Pictures. The tale of Nadya “Octomom” Suleman—the California single mother whose in vitro fertilization...