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Detachable Penis
Vandals of Arcachon, a small seaside resort in France, have cut off Heracles’ dick for the last time. Erected in 1948 to honor local heroes of the French Resistance, the ten-foot marble man has been a...
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Blond Ambition
Bakersfield, California. Home to those who struck it rich in the oil business, Basque immigrants and descendants of poor Oklahoman farmers who migrated during the Dust Bowl. More West Texas than West Coast....
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Ted’s XXX Adventure
Looking to get off and vomit simultaneously? XHamster has procured porn featuring Ted Cruz doppelganger Searcy Hayes, a 21-year-old from Natchez, Mississippi, discovered on the Maury Show. “She’s no...
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A Royal Proclamation
This hilarious Queen Elizabeth II gif has been floating around the Internet for months. Seems Her Majesty recently turned 90 and decided she’s finally old enough to tell the world exactly what she thinks of...
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Zahra Stardust
ZAHRA’S VITAL FACTS HOMETOWN: Sydney, Australia AGE: 32 HEIGHT: 5-7 MEASUREMENTS: DD FAVORITE POSITION: Squirting in your mouth TWITTER: @ZahraStardustZahra Stardust is the 2014 Feminist Porn Awards...
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“The Dream Is Over, Barbie”
HUSTLER PARODY: The ad on this page is not real. It is a parody and not to be taken...
