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Romi Rain: Naked Ambition
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Romi Rain: Naked Ambition

Romi Rain went from scooping ice cream and eating government cheese to building an adult-industry career where she calls the shots. As the 2018 XBIZ Performer of the Year puts it, “I haven’t ever...
World War III: Oops, Game Over
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World War III: Oops, Game Over

LAST JANUARY HAWAII’S 1.5 MILLION CITIZENS WERE PANICKED BY A DOOMSDAY ALERT BROADCAST ON THEIR PHONES, TVS AND RADIOS: “BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE...
Shell Game
Politics

Shell Game

In the 1944 film noir thriller Gaslight, Charles Boyer’s character psychologically abuses his wife until she’s forced to question her sanity. The much younger woman (portrayed by Ingrid Bergman) has no ink...
Trump’s a Survivor
Politics

Trump’s a Survivor

Never underestimate Donald Trump. The man has a sixth sense when it comes to his survival in the business and political worlds. Throughout his life, no matter the evidence to the contrary, he has been able to...
Hot Letters
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Hot Letters

I about fell out of the closet when she started rimming him. She was tonguing my husband’s ass crack, licking all over his butt. Then finally she pushed her taster into his rosebud. I could see everything...
Hot Letters
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Hot Letters

 Lilly’s long, slender legs were wrapped around my neck, and I was feasting on her pussy. It was a perfect pink pussy, with smooth, fat cunt flaps and a sensitive love trigger. Slit juice was streaming...
Hot Letters
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Hot Letters

Crash! Startled awake by the sound of shattered glass, I began screaming. A huge, meaty hand clamped over my mouth. The room was too dark to see much—a black wool-cap mask, a bulky coat. I could tell he was...
Black Magic & Murder: The Underbelly of Crime
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Black Magic & Murder: The Underbelly of Crime

News stories that sound like horror movies. Dismembered corpses and desecrated graves, children sold off for ritual and the ghastly reality of human sacrifice....
Hot Letters
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Hot Letters

Twenty minutes to twelve. I glanced around me and saw couples tucked into booths; crusty, dusty regulars lined up at the bar; band groupies swaying and gyrating on the dance floor— and tons of schmucks just...
Politics

The Great Deregulation Con

Near the end of his first year in the White House, Donald Trump hosted an absurd episode of reality TV. Standing next to enormous stacks of blank paper in the Roosevelt Room, the President...
You Are Not Alone
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You Are Not Alone

There’s no sugarcoating it: The end of 2017/beginning of 2018 was a dark time for the porn industry. It culminated at the AVN Awards in January, where Best Director Greg Lansky said only a brief thank-you...
Bra & Order
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Bra & Order

It’s one thing for adult content to be viewed by your unsuspecting grandma, but you’d think a lawyer would have a pretty high threshold for nipples. Still, even parasites must have their limits. The human...
Celebrity Sex Stories
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Celebrity Sex Stories

In the age of Fake News, Reddit is citizen journalism in its purest form: This happened to me, and now I’m sharing it with you. Believe me or don’t believe me, I don’t care. Fact or fiction,...
The Real Fake News: 1 in 4 Americans Will Have Worked for Trump by 2020
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The Real Fake News: 1 in 4 Americans Will Have Worked for Trump by 2020

Researchers at the University of Phoenix have crunched the numbers, and at the current rate, it’s...
Behind the Sex @ the Adult Entertainment Expo
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Behind the Sex @ the Adult Entertainment Expo

ONCE A YEAR EVERY ESTABLISHED AND ASPIRING PORN STAR IN THE INDUSTRY CONVERGES ON SIN CITY FOR THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXPO, THE ULTIMATE CELEBRATION OF PORN,...
#AskMissy: Buttholes Are Funny
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#AskMissy: Buttholes Are Funny

HUMOR. SEX. THE TWO RARELY GO HAND IN HAND—UNLESS YOU KICK YOUR PARTNER IN THE FACE WHILE SWITCHING POSITIONS. I TRY TO FIND THE HUMOR IN EVERYTHING. ENTERING THE ADULT INDUSTRY NINE...
The World Is Flat!
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The World Is Flat!

“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction (i.e., the reality of experience) and the...
Politics

Big White Lies

While delivering his first speech to Congress as President in February 2017, Donald Trump declared that “the vast majority of individuals convicted of terrorism and terrorism-related offenses since 9/11 came...
Politics

Racism Equals Injustice

Why did black people riot in “the long, hot summer of 1967,” when deadly civil disorders erupted in Newark, Detroit and many other U.S. cities? The Kerner Commission was tasked with answering...
The Real Fake News: Assault Rifles Have Many Awesome Uses
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The Real Fake News: Assault Rifles Have Many Awesome Uses

FAIRFAX, VA—A group of unbiased scientists from the National Rifle Academy has conducted a study finally debunking the nefarious myth that assault...
The Politics of Porn
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The Politics of Porn

Blame porn. That seems to be the response of desperate legislators eager to avoid being held accountable for their states’ problems. Let’s start with Kansas: Last February the state senate passed a...