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The Cowardly Liar
When Donald Trump revealed his intention to prevent “transgender individuals” from “serv in any capacity in the U.S. Military,” he lied about having consulted with his “generals and military...
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The Blame Game
If you want to know how the country went to the dogs and elected Donald Trump our President, ponder a simple statistic recently issued by the U.S. Census Bureau: Americans’ median household income finally...
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The Titty Committee
Millennials, the most coveted marketing demographic on the block, are much maligned and oft misunderstood. What we do know is that they’re underemployed, overeducated and wizards at social media. And now...
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Man Down: Dick Drama
An erect penis can get into a lot of trouble under the wrong circumstances. No, you cannot break your dick, but there’s still a whole lot of horrible, cringe-worthy stuff that can happen to it with or...
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Panties For Profit
A former cleaner from London, England, is raking in the pounds. What’s her secret? Good old-fashioned grit, know-how and a knack for turning dirty laundry into cash money. Financial domination is well-worn...
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12 Lays of Christmas
The assignment: to review hundreds of sex toys in an effort to hand-select for our readers the best, hottest XXX gifts of the season. Our hard-working staff devoted umpteen hours of research to achieve...
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How to Be a Porn Star…Director…Agent
IF YOU THINK PORN IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING UP AND FUCKING, THEN YOU’RE DEEPLY MISINFORMED. THE TRUTH IS, ADULT ENTERTAINMENT—WHETHER YOU’RE A PERFORMER, DIRECTOR OR AGENT— IS...
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Kimber Kicks Ass
Kimber Woods is about to kick a man’s ass—and he will be thankful for it. As porn starlet and third-degree karate black belt Woods prepares to put her martial-arts skills to the test, her fists punch...
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Every Voting System Hacked
There’s a reason why I’ve been ranting about the insecurity of computerized voting and tabulation for nearly 15 years: Every single system in all 50 states can be hacked and results...
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Be Kind to Strangers
Tis the season to mark the virgin birth of the baby Jesus—clearly the ultimate example of an undocumented immigrant—and to issue a timely warning to President Donald Trump: Your constant bashing of the...
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Royals Talk Dirty
Princess Diana was a living saint adored by millions. Then she was assassinated as part of an Illuminati conspiracy to assure Charles’ ascension to the throne. Or not. We may never know for sure. Until then...
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The Real Fake News: Donald Trump Cancels 2020 Election
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In shocking early morning tweets yesterday, President Trump announced that he was canceling the 2020 elections because “No...
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Documenting Disaster
Republicans like John McCain, Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney once offered plans to help curb the effects of man-made greenhouse gases causing global warming. That ended in 2010, when the U.S. Supreme Court’s...
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Give Peace a Chance
The best thing about President Donald Trump, at least up to this point, is that he doesn’t seem willing to go to war with Russia. That’s a good thing because Russia still possesses almost half of the...
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Glitch Porn
Is it scrambled pay-per-view sex? Corrupt video? An acid flashback? Introducing glitch porn, a new lo-fi obsession in an HD world. Gritty, grainy and distorted, glitch porn borrows heavily from vaporwave, an...
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Long Live Sex!
Do you know what telomeres are? They are about to improve your sex life. If at times it seems like getting your lady into bed involves cajoling or bargaining or standing on your fucking head, then this news is...
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The Real Fake News: Benedict Arnold Is Innocent
“It was a 20-minute meeting mainly about adoptions and the weather. Nothing came of it.” —General Benedict Arnold WASHINGTON, D.C.—A “treasure...
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Dick-ometrics
You’ve heard of biometrics, but one live-cam site is taking identification protocols far beyond retinal scans, into extremely intimate territory. CamSoda requests that its subscribers log in with their dick...
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Prison Perks
Rise of the machines? Seems like it was only a matter of time before drones made humans obsolete—specifically the brave men and women who keister drugs and SIM cards into penitentiaries. As reported by The...
