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Hotwife Summer
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Hotwife Summer

Three of our favorite hotwives tell us about the sizzling ways they’ve been spending the hot season. Wouldn’t it be awesome if hotwives did a hotwife report about their sexy summers and all the amazing...
Sex After Death
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Sex After Death

Getting back into the sexual swing of things after the loss of a partner can be difficult, but moving on and getting busy is a vital part of the healing process. Death is a hell of a cockblocker. One minute a...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Angela White
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Angela White

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Angela White, a brunette...
HUSTLER Classic: Ramping Up the Action
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HUSTLER Classic: Ramping Up the Action

Never mind the X Games; if you’re looking for some truly hot skateboarding action, might we suggest some XXX games? Join us for a trip down Memory Lane to the April 2002 issue...
Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled Vol. 2

It’s summer, and school might be out, but it’s always a great time for a good laugh! So join us as we hit the books—or at least HUSTLER’s archive of hilariously irreverent...
The Presidency’s a Joke! Vol. 2
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The Presidency’s a Joke! Vol. 2

Is it National Presidential Joke Day again already? It seems to come earlier every year—but maybe that’s because the political situation in the U.S. seems to become more...
HUSTLER Blue Belles Vol. 2
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HUSTLER Blue Belles Vol. 2

Looking to catch a case of the blues that will get you up instead of getting you down? You’re in luck—these babes in blue will put you in the pink for sure! Annie Tiana Numi Zarah...
Cheating Fantasies: The Ultimate Relationship Kink
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Cheating Fantasies: The Ultimate Relationship Kink

Don’t worry; if you’re in a committed relationship but fantasize about banging someone other than your partner, it’s not only natural,...
So You Wanna Be a Porn Stud?
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So You Wanna Be a Porn Stud?

Ever watch a XXX video and wonder what it takes to be the lucky dude getting busy on camera? Of course you have! Luckily, we enlisted a pair of professional swordsmen to explain the ins and...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Scarlit Scandal
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Scarlit Scandal

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Scarlit Scandal, a petite...
Stocking Up! Vol. 4
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Stocking Up! Vol. 4

Long, shapely legs wrapped in sleek stockings are a joy to behold. Whether those stockings are fishnet, frilly, dainty silk or wild leopard print matters not—we’re all for it!  Join us for another...
Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup 3
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Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup 3

In the mood for some captivating humor? Join us behind bars as we enjoy a collection of criminally funny jokes, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives! Doing hard time has never...
Photo courtesy of Dan Bianchi
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Radiotheatre: A New Twist on Horror

With a love of creepy storytelling and a nod to the radio broadcasts of yore, Radiotheatre is scaring up unique thrills and chills on the live stage. For some people, it’s hard...
Hump-Day Special: Titty-Tasting Time!
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Hump-Day Special: Titty-Tasting Time!

As you might have read, August 1 to 7 is World Breastfeeding Week, which aims to raise awareness about the importance of breastfeeding worldwide. We’re all for supporting a good...
Don’t I Know You From Somewhere?
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Don’t I Know You From Somewhere?

Some of our favorite XXX performers discuss the good, bad and terrifying aspects of encountering fans in public. It’s happened to most of us. You’re out in public and suddenly...
WoodRocket’s Lee Roy Myers: Parody Genius
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WoodRocket’s Lee Roy Myers: Parody Genius

The man behind Aladdick, Dragon Boob Z, Game of Bones and Hamiltoe explains how he became the king of XXX spoofs. Aladdick, Dragon Boob Z, Game of Bones and...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kat Monroe
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kat Monroe

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Kat Monroe, a vivacious brunette...
Saturday Special: Busty Blond Beavers
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Saturday Special: Busty Blond Beavers

Sure, as far as physical attributes go, beavers are known for their large tails, but the Beavers of HUSTLER have some pretty impressive tops too! Join us as we celebrate some of...
Image: Miro Vrlik Photography / Alamy Stock Photo
Politics

Unconventional Times

Historians and TV pundits are betting on a GOP sweep in November’s midterm elections. Don’t take the bet! In early May, when a Yahoo News/YouGov poll asked voters who they planned to vote for in...
Mother’s Milk
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Mother’s Milk

Breasts…they’re the best. And we’ll take any opportunity to celebrate them in all of their engorged glory. So if you tell us that August 1 to 7 is World Breastfeeding Week, then pour us a warm glass of...
Fighting Dirty
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Fighting Dirty

Yes, spoilers should be punishable by slow death, but if you haven’t seen Everything Everywhere All at Once yet, then this isn’t your lucky day, friend-o. Because we’re going to talk about one of the...