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Horny Herbivores?
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Horny Herbivores?

Can adopting a plant-based diet be the key to a stronger sex drive? Although people typically frequent their local watering holes to seek out a sex partner, lettuce consider for a moment that the bar they...
A Naughty Habit
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A Naughty Habit

Holy fuck! Join us as we kneel before these masterful practitioners of religious fetishism. Forgive us, Father, for we have sinned, and that’s not a bad thing! A growing niche in the adult industry is...
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Plan, Me?

With increasing attacks on reproductive rights, demand for emergency contraception among women is surging—and if guys are smart, they’ll gladly offer to cover the cost of it. If ever there was a...
Smells Like Cream Spirit
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Smells Like Cream Spirit

They say that love stinks—and it’s also true that sex can create a hell of a scent too. Around 20 years ago, I left a little dive bar in Winslow, Indiana, with two women of equal or greater...
The Gems: ‘Phoenix’ Rising
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The Gems: ‘Phoenix’ Rising

The last time we saw singer Guernica Mancini, drummer Emlee Johansson and guitarist/bassist Mona “Demona” Lindgren, they were tearing up the stage on tour as part of the all-female rock...
Parallel Porking
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Parallel Porking

For couples who aren’t ready for full-on swinging but still want to spice things up, monogamous group sex just night be the answer to their dirty prayers. Not every couple out there is keen on engaging...
Solo Sirens
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Solo Sirens

No costar? No problem! These XXX beauties are sizzling enough while doing it for—and to—themselves. One isn’t always the loneliest number, and these five self-loving starlets prove it! Whether they’re...
Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!
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Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!

Exploring the mysterious but troublesome affliction of female premature orgasm. Ever since cavemen started crawling on top of women and humping their brains out in the weeds for approximately 2.5...
Art Is Sexy Vol. 4
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Art Is Sexy Vol. 4

Some of our favorite XXX performers open up to us about the creative endeavors that they pursue outside of the adult industry. Make sure your paint brushes, pencils and cameras are nearby, it’s time for...
Hooray for Nipples!
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Hooray for Nipples!

HUSTLER digs into its archives to showcase stellar pics of incredibly beautiful nips. Let the titty-twisting begin! Lena Paul, January ’23 Scarlit Scandal, September ’22 Angela White July ’22...
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Bad Dad

The Republican Party and its far-right base are, if anything, predictable. Their strategy basically boils down to one trope: “Accuse the other of that you are guilty.” That this is a quote attributed to...
Photo by Marlowe Halt
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Tales From the Clit: Spencer Bradley

Powerhouse performer Spencer Bradley joins the Clit Brigade and delivers an absolute scorcher with this tale of casual creampies and life-changing pussy: “It started out like...
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Kiki Isobel: Fan Service

Some people play Powerball. Others follow their favorite XXX hotties on social media in the hopes that they may one day claim the ultimate prize: porn star sex that doesn’t involve a Fleshlight. Of...
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Porn for Lovers

Viewing porn is, for the most part, a solitary experience (please don’t watch it on the bus or subway, okay?). But sometimes it’s fun to play with others. The question is, what will bring mutual enjoyment...
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Better Off Red

Red is the color of love, longing and lust. From lipstick to lingerie, it sends our senses and libidos into overdrive. Sure, Valentine’s Day is a lame, made-up holiday; still, it’s a wonderful excuse to...
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Politics

Democracy’s Last(?) Stand

Even at road’s end, if the “problem” is the First Amendment, so too is the solution. After interviewing various MAGA types involved in the January 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol for her...
Couples Therapy
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Couples Therapy

The couple who plays together stays together—and really, does anything say “I love you” like a date with a sex worker? Seeking out the services of a sex worker need not be a solitary pursuit. Couples can...
Lucien Greaves: The Satanic Temple
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Lucien Greaves: The Satanic Temple

If you ask Lucien Greaves, tyranny has infected America, the so-called land of the free, with a conservative strain of godly gonorrhea. A nation under one God, Greaves contends,...
Going Meatless?
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Going Meatless?

Some so-called sex experts have asserted that, since most women don’t climax through penile penetration alone, they should forgo dick entirely. But are straight women really ready to give up their...
TikTok Treats
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TikTok Treats

Some of our favorite XXX performers tell us about their experiences—good and bad—creating content for the hot video app. TikTok has been taking the internet by storm. From videos of people trying out the...
Dick on Deck
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Dick on Deck

Yes, there’s a pretty good chance that your woman already has another guy in mind to take your place if your relationship goes south. The good news is, there are ways to prevent things from getting to...