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October 2022

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Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles 2
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Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles 2

Open up and say, “Ha, ha!” It’s time for another appointment with hilarity, as we step into the examining room for a round of outrageous knee-slappers, courtesy of...
The Smithereens: Lost and Found
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The Smithereens: Lost and Found

More than 40 years after their inception, The Smithereens are far from—to quote one of their many hits—only a memory. Still rocking their legions of devoted fans, the band is...
Diving in Deep 4: Hardcore Edition
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Diving in Deep 4: Hardcore Edition

Summer’s pretty much over, but we’re wrapping things up with a dip in the pool—and a dip in some of the finest pussy to appear in the pages of HUSTLER. Yup—we’re...
Out of Your League?
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Out of Your League?

Reluctant to approach that hottie you have your eye on because you think you don’t measure up? We have some good news for you. Whether it’s a seedy bar or PTA meeting, you’ll clearly see that there...
Patriotic Porn Stars
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Patriotic Porn Stars

Ten-hut! Join us as we salute XXX performers who’ve served in the U.S. military as well as the adult industry. On this we can all agree: porn stars are pretty damn brave. From baring their naked bodies...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Madison Ivy
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Madison Ivy

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Madison Ivy, a blond knockout...
Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 3
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 3

Eager lips wrapped around stiff, swollen shafts. Agile tongues lapping at lust-bloated balls. Sweet smiles coated with thick, sticky coats of gonad goo. Such are the joys of...
Friday Funnies: White-Collar Comedy Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: White-Collar Comedy Vol. 2

Forgive us, father, for we can’t help but laugh at these knee-slappers! Join us as we head to church and enjoy a few laughs about the man in the pulpit,...
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Them Crooked Boners

Is there a slight curve in your crotch-cannon? Fear not; it’s probably nothing to worry about and definitely nothing to be ashamed of—and it might just give you an advantage in the bedroom! When the...
Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part 7
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Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part 7

Sometimes getting in touch with yourself in a big way requires years of therapy. Other times, all it takes is a few roving fingers in just the right spot. And...
Entrepreneur Entertainers
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Entrepreneur Entertainers

For these multi-talented and industrious XXX performers, the business of pleasure isn’t their only line of work. Many people don’t realize that being in the adult industry requires a strong...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Sierra Day
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Sierra Day

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Sierra Day, a blond beauty from...
HUSTLER Classic: Take the Money and Come
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HUSTLER Classic: Take the Money and Come

Traditionally, the term money shot as it pertains to porn refers to that moment when a XXX scene reaches its inevitable sticky conclusion. But such was not the case with the...
Friday Funnies: Oh, God! Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Oh, God! Vol. 2

Looking for some divinely inspired humor? Well, good lord, you’re in for a hilarious time! We dug into the HUSTLER cartoon archives and came up with a gut-busting collection of...
Tales of Blood Island!
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Tales of Blood Island!

Do scary monsters thrill you? Do you enjoy sexy bikini babes? Then you’re going to love this comic book adaptation of a classic horror film series. In the realm of horror, there is a charmingly...
Hump-Day Special: Alfresco Pussy
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Hump-Day Special: Alfresco Pussy

Hey, it’s National Eat Outside Day—and wouldn’t a nice box lunch in the fresh air and sunshine hit the spot right about now? Sure it would! So join us for a picnic of poon...
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Ball-Busting Babes

Curious about the world of ball torture? Brace yourself, because these crotch-crushing beauties deliver a real kick in the nuts! Usually in porn scenes, a guy’s balls are tenderly caressed, licked and...
Granny-Banging Grandeur
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Granny-Banging Grandeur

Senior citizens need love, too—and with the experience they’ve racked up over the decades, they just might be the best lays you’ve ever had. We tend to view the elderly as if they’re...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alexa Grace
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alexa Grace

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Alexa Grace, a blond stunner...
Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 3
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Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 3

Don’t get us wrong; we love long locks on a woman. But there’s something truly special about a babe who rocks a short-cropped ‘do. So daring. So sassy. So practical. So sexy! With...
My First Day on a Porn Set
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My First Day on a Porn Set

The first day starting any job is a stressful one. Will my boss like me? Are my coworkers going to be annoying? Will I do well? Now take all that and throw in stripping naked in front of...