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February 2023

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Politics

Worst (Best?) “Red Wave” Ever

Democracy fights to live another day. Call it Roevember. Even Joevember. What you can’t call it is a “red wave,” much less a “red tsunami,” as hyped by Republicans and their...
Photo by Natasha Nixx
Bits & Pieces

Valentine’s Day Lingerie

Let’s not hem ourselves into an unnecessarily rigid definition of how to enjoy Valentine’s Day. Michelin-star restaurants, diamonds, hot air balloon rides—fine for some, but for those who...
Asshole of the Month: Elon Musk
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Asshole of the Month: Elon Musk

Those who earn great success and wealth, not from being born with a silver spoon in their mouths but by pulling up on their own bootstraps, are rightly honored in this country,...
Girls! Girls! Girls!
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Girls! Girls! Girls!

Film nerds are for sure familiar with the Criterion Closet. This is a popular video series by the acclaimed Criterion Collection, a film and video distribution company dedicated to restoring and preserving...
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Grave Tales

Homer Simpson: “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to Clown College!” Bart, to the rest of the family: “I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.” This...
Apollonia Saintclair: Stolen Moments
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Apollonia Saintclair: Stolen Moments

The catalog of stolen moments that comprises Apollonia Saintclair’s exploration of erotica is at once shocking and intimate—and unmistakably beautiful. Apollonia Saintclair is...
Bigfoot or Bust: Crafting an Exploitation Flick With Jim Wynorski
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Bigfoot or Bust: Crafting an Exploitation Flick With Jim Wynorski

If you are a B-movie buff, you have watched a Jim Wynorski film. The prolific filmmaker has over 105...
Hardcore Cocktails
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Hardcore Cocktails

Sample a Fat Hooker, Midnight Kiss or Dirty Shirley. Perhaps a Milk Maid or Cowboy Cocksucker would be more to your liking. Dare you try the Adios Motherfucker? We asked 40 porn stars for their favorite...
Pantyhose and ’Shrooms With Madalynn Raye
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Pantyhose and ’Shrooms With Madalynn Raye

First you get the pantyhose, then you get the mushrooms, then you get the power. Granted, she may not have Tony Montana’s killer instinct (thank god), but...
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The Fucking Lengths We Go To

Ever crossed state lines or hopped continents just to score a piece of ass? You’re not alone. Join us for riveting tales of triumph and disgrace from horny wanderers. It’s no secret...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kiara Diane
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kiara Diane

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Kiara Diane, a blond...
HUSTLER Classic: Amber Lynn, Seriously Smokin’
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HUSTLER Classic: Amber Lynn, Seriously Smokin’

No doubt about it, Amber Lynn is a legend in the adult industry, an AVN Hall of Famer with a decades-spanning career and hundreds of credits to her name. ...
Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 5
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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 5

Looking for a good time? You’re in luck, because we’re bringing the funny with a collection of HUSTLER cartoons about the world’s oldest profession. Enjoy!...
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Winery Dogs’ Richie Kotzen: Third Time’s a Charm

The veteran rocker and Poison alum is back with III, the new album from his power trio the Winery Dogs. There is something about a power trio that just feels...
Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 5
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 5

Brace yourself; you’re in for a really sucky time—and you’re going to love it! Join us for a stroll down Blowjob Boulevard, where the streets are paved with hot chicks...
Fandom 101
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Fandom 101

Some of our favorite stars share tips on what you should—and shouldn’t—do to make a good impression when you interact with them. Being a diehard fan is a great way to share your appreciation for an...
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Be a Man, Not an Asshole

The societal shift away from toxic masculinity doesn’t mean that you have to trade in your Man Card for membership in the Milquetoast Club. Society is fuming mad these days over men who exhibit...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Michelle Jean
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Michelle Jean

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Michelle Jean, a...
Saturday Special: HUSTLER Blue Belles Vol. 3
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Saturday Special: HUSTLER Blue Belles Vol. 3

Now here’s a case of the blues that you won’t mind catching! Hot HUSTLER Honeys stripping down and showing all for your viewing pleasure. Go ahead, dive...
Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 4
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Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 4

In the mood for some truly arresting humor? You’re in luck! We’re taking the law into our own hands and declaring a mandate for mirth, courtesy of these gems from the...
Recipe for Romance
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Recipe for Romance

Got an appetite for a hot babe and a hot meal? You’re in luck, because these culinary-minded beauties will make your mouth water in more ways than one with their favorite seductive recipes. The age-old...