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Funeral Fuckers
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Funeral Fuckers

Some people hit the singles bar or the gym in search of some action. For others, the mortuary is the real hookup hot spot. Funeral homes are the last place anyone wants to end up, and in a lot of ways they are...
Morning Glory: The Joys (and Dangers) of Wake-Up Head
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Morning Glory: The Joys (and Dangers) of Wake-Up Head

Sure, getting a blowjob first thing in the morning sounds like (and usually is) a sexy way to start the day, but sometimes it can lead to a rude awakening....
Come Curious: A Podcast That Pops
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Come Curious: A Podcast That Pops

Reed Amber and Florence Bark dive head-first into the sticky topic of sex with their no-holds-barred podcast. Any number of shows included on yearly “Best of Sex Podcasts”...
Gooning Gods and Goddesses
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Gooning Gods and Goddesses

Masturbating for hours until you’re in a trancelike state before you finally come…for fans of gooning, the waiting is the hardest (and hottest) part. I think we can all agree...
Exit Eden: Femmes Fatales Assemble!
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Exit Eden: Femmes Fatales Assemble!

Enjoy face-melting riffage and soaring, megawatt vocals? Meet your new symphonic metal obsession. Symphonic metal: Just two little words to describe an epic style of music you...
Horny Herbivores?
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Horny Herbivores?

Can adopting a plant-based diet be the key to a stronger sex drive? Although people typically frequent their local watering holes to seek out a sex partner, lettuce consider for a moment that the bar they...
A Naughty Habit
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A Naughty Habit

Holy fuck! Join us as we kneel before these masterful practitioners of religious fetishism. Forgive us, Father, for we have sinned, and that’s not a bad thing! A growing niche in the adult industry is...
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Plan, Me?

With increasing attacks on reproductive rights, demand for emergency contraception among women is surging—and if guys are smart, they’ll gladly offer to cover the cost of it. If ever there was a...
Smells Like Cream Spirit
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Smells Like Cream Spirit

They say that love stinks—and it’s also true that sex can create a hell of a scent too. Around 20 years ago, I left a little dive bar in Winslow, Indiana, with two women of equal or greater...
The Gems: ‘Phoenix’ Rising
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The Gems: ‘Phoenix’ Rising

The last time we saw singer Guernica Mancini, drummer Emlee Johansson and guitarist/bassist Mona “Demona” Lindgren, they were tearing up the stage on tour as part of the all-female rock...
Parallel Porking
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Parallel Porking

For couples who aren’t ready for full-on swinging but still want to spice things up, monogamous group sex just night be the answer to their dirty prayers. Not every couple out there is keen on engaging...
Solo Sirens
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Solo Sirens

No costar? No problem! These XXX beauties are sizzling enough while doing it for—and to—themselves. One isn’t always the loneliest number, and these five self-loving starlets prove it! Whether they’re...
Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!
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Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!

Exploring the mysterious but troublesome affliction of female premature orgasm. Ever since cavemen started crawling on top of women and humping their brains out in the weeds for approximately 2.5...
Art Is Sexy Vol. 4
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Art Is Sexy Vol. 4

Some of our favorite XXX performers open up to us about the creative endeavors that they pursue outside of the adult industry. Make sure your paint brushes, pencils and cameras are nearby, it’s time for...
Hooray for Nipples!
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Hooray for Nipples!

HUSTLER digs into its archives to showcase stellar pics of incredibly beautiful nips. Let the titty-twisting begin! Lena Paul, January ’23 Scarlit Scandal, September ’22 Angela White July ’22...
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Bad Dad

The Republican Party and its far-right base are, if anything, predictable. Their strategy basically boils down to one trope: “Accuse the other of that you are guilty.” That this is a quote attributed to...
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Tales From the Clit: Spencer Bradley

Powerhouse performer Spencer Bradley joins the Clit Brigade and delivers an absolute scorcher with this tale of casual creampies and life-changing pussy: “It started out like...
Photo by Kiki Isobel
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Kiki Isobel: Fan Service

Some people play Powerball. Others follow their favorite XXX hotties on social media in the hopes that they may one day claim the ultimate prize: porn star sex that doesn’t involve a Fleshlight. Of...
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Porn for Lovers

Viewing porn is, for the most part, a solitary experience (please don’t watch it on the bus or subway, okay?). But sometimes it’s fun to play with others. The question is, what will bring mutual enjoyment...
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Better Off Red

Red is the color of love, longing and lust. From lipstick to lingerie, it sends our senses and libidos into overdrive. Sure, Valentine’s Day is a lame, made-up holiday; still, it’s a wonderful excuse to...
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Politics

Democracy’s Last(?) Stand

Even at road’s end, if the “problem” is the First Amendment, so too is the solution. After interviewing various MAGA types involved in the January 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol for her...