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O Brother, How Could Thou?
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O Brother, How Could Thou?

Exploring the sticky situations that can emerge when siblings hook up with the same person. If there is one thing that the late Jerry Springer taught America, it’s that romance is often...
Fetish Spotlight: Breeding Kink
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Fetish Spotlight: Breeding Kink

Join us as we take a (very) pregnant pause to explore the growing phenomenon of impregnation fetish. Creampies are amazing, and we’re not talking about the dessert! The thrill...
Hand-to-Mouth Humping
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Hand-to-Mouth Humping

Considering the ridiculously high food prices these days, more people are searching for sexier ways to satisfy their ravenous appetites. Yep, it might cost a small fortune for a bucket of chicken and...
Hot Letters
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Hot Letters

Every year we receive hundreds of letters from you, our readers. Here are a few of our hottest Hot Letters, the best of the best. So lock the door. Warm up your fingers or your favorite toy. Get comfortable....
Kayla Hart, Jan. '10
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Legs for Days

There is nothing quite so sexy as a set of lovely stems, gorgeous shapely gams that go on forever. HUSTLER takes a trip down memory lane to highlight our favorite leggy Honeys from the past decade. Imagine...
Dan Cummins: Nothing Is Taboo
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Dan Cummins: Nothing Is Taboo

It’s no surprise that Dan Cummins is a fan of the occult: On more than one occasion he’s raised his career from the dead. Dan’s own website describes his early comedy efforts as...
Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday!

Beaver Hunt has showcased hundreds and hundreds of hotties in their birthday suits since 1976. Back for tantalizing peeks are six Beavers who’ll be celebrating their birthdays in June. Anastasia Rose was a...
Hump-Day Special: Busty Blond Beavers Vol. 3
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Hump-Day Special: Busty Blond Beavers Vol. 3

Fair-haired nudes-next-door with big, mouthwatering bazooms—is there really anything better? No, of course not! That’s why we dug into the treasure trove...
Kitty Coen: Hail, Hellcat!
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Kitty Coen: Hail, Hellcat!

The witch-rock pioneer talks to us about the power of sex workers, the ongoing persecution of women and her spellbinding new album. Hell yeah and yee-fucking-haw! With her debut album...
Butt, I’m a Virgin!
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Butt, I’m a Virgin!

Is anal sex really a backdoor loophole that allows a woman to maintain her virginity while still getting busy? Join us as we dive in deep and explore this long-standing notion. There was a rumor floating...
Get Stuffed!
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Get Stuffed!

If beautiful babes stuffing their faces with copious amounts of food is your fetish of choice, then feast on these three hungry hotties as they eat their way into your heart. The best thing about porn is that...
Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes 12
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Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes 12

May 22 is National Solitaire Day, and as it turns out, May is also National Masturbation Month! Is there any better excuse to celebrate HUSTLER Honeys playing...
Photo by Julia Sinelnikova
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David J: New Old Tales to Tell

The Bauhaus and Love and Rockets veteran on his most goth possession, the red light districts of the world and his latest release, Tracks From the Attic. David J is a triple threat. As a...
Oops! XXX Stars Caught in the Act
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Oops! XXX Stars Caught in the Act

Some of our favorite performers share their stories of attracting an unexpected audience while doing the deed. Adult stars are no strangers to being watched while getting down and...
A Piercing Glance Vol. 2
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A Piercing Glance Vol. 2

Nipple piercings, belly button jewelry, tongue studs, eyebrow rings, a pussy adorned with bling—such are the ornamentations that make the work of art known as the female body even more enchanting...
Hump-Day Special: Get Hosed! Vol. 2
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Hump-Day Special: Get Hosed! Vol. 2

It’s May 15, which means it’s National Nylon Stocking Day once again. And what better way to celebrate than with a parade of hot chicks getting crammed full of cock while...
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Coming in Colors

Some women (and even some men) experience a rainbow of sensations during orgasm. Join us as we explore the mysterious world of sexual synesthesia. In the course of a romantic relationship, it’s common for...
Photo: Gonzales Photo/Alamy Live News
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Wayne Hussey: Mission Unstoppable

The Mission UK frontman discusses his decades-long career, his plans for a new record and whether his group is goth or not. Goth godfathers The Mission UK are back! The 1980s...
No Butts About It?
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No Butts About It?

Believe it or not, some guys aren’t comfortable with knocking at their woman’s back door. Here’s how to get past that anal aversion and into the butt-banging good times. Anal sex is one of...
Hump-Day Special: Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part 7
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Hump-Day Special: Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part 7

Spring is here and, quite naturally, our thoughts have turned to spending some quality time in the great outdoors. And you know what makes the great...
You Had Sex WHERE?!
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You Had Sex WHERE?!

Moving vans, abandoned churches and UFO hot spots—some of our favorite XXX performers share the strangest places they’ve ever gotten busy. Adult performers are no strangers to creativity that knows no...