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Did Trump Actually Win?
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Did Trump Actually Win?

Nobody knows if election results were manipulated in 2016 because nobody ever bothered to check. Before and after the 2016 Presidential election, U.S. election officials and private voting system...
Ted Rall: Laugh Till You Cry
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Ted Rall: Laugh Till You Cry

Ted Rall is a cartoonist, columnist and author with an independent, unique point of view. Skewering sacred cows and the status quo is his specialty. The ink slinger’s slyly subversive wit...
Shhhh, We’re Trying to Have Sex
Bits & Pieces

Shhhh, We’re Trying to Have Sex

Lists—this is journalism in the 21st century. In the never-ending quest for click-throughs, likes and upvotes, laziness reigns as we all chase after the lowest common...
Love Quizzes Are Dumb – Take Ours
Bits & Pieces

Love Quizzes Are Dumb – Take Ours

No one is arguing that to love someone, you need to know someone. And over the course of a marriage, people can drift apart as life chips away at the burning passion that once...
In Praise Of Older Women
Bits & Pieces

In Praise Of Older Women

You know what the worst thing about the music industry is? The music industry. Leave it to some needle-dick executive with too much power to think that anyone cares what he thinks. It’s what makes...
DIY Dildos
Bits & Pieces

DIY Dildos

Have we finally reached peak “craft”? In the age of crocheted menstrual pads and activist needlepoint, it seems only fitting that homemade sex toys are now a thing. And we’re not talking about repurposed...
Coregasm
Bits & Pieces

Coregasm

There’s so much information coming at us these days that it’s hard to discern what’s worth retaining. But if you’re going to go to bed with one lasting revelation tonight, then let it be this: 1 in 10...
Big Girls Don’t Cry
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Big Girls Don’t Cry

Giant boobies, tremendous booty, flesh that bounces and jiggles— HUSTLER’s reporter at large dives deep into the big, beautiful world of fat girl sex and finds out why so many men go crazy for curves.  I...
HUSTLER Classic: Amber Lynn’s Golden Moment
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HUSTLER Classic: Amber Lynn’s Golden Moment

As the classic proverb has it, “All that glitters is not gold.” Maybe so, but we know this much to be true: The glittering lady at the center of this...
Always Hungry: Jesse Jane’s Oral Fixation
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Always Hungry: Jesse Jane’s Oral Fixation

Simply put, this XXX dreamgirl likes putting things in her mouth. Jesse Jane has been a porn superstar for nearly a decade. In the adult industry that’s...
HUSTLER Classic: Jenna Jameson’s Smoking-Hot Spread
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HUSTLER Classic: Jenna Jameson’s Smoking-Hot Spread

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But not when it’s planted between the lips of Jenna Jameson. Then it becomes an object of intense envy.  It’s...
Badass Biker Babes
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Badass Biker Babes

As a wise motorcycle enthusiast once said, “The only thing better than a streetbike is a woman riding one.” In honor of National Motorcycle Ride Day, we bring you the hottest things on two wheels. ...
Meet the Litas
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Meet the Litas

MEET MEMBERS OF THE ALL-FEMALE LOS ANGELES MOTORCYCLE GROUP, THE LITAS, AT THE TOP OF ELYSIAN PARK. THE GROUP’S UNASSUMING SPOKESWOMAN, JEN REGAN, CHOSE THE SPOT, WHICH IS USUALLY INHABITED BY JOGGERS OR...
Inside ‘Coming Out Like a Porn Star’
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Inside ‘Coming Out Like a Porn Star’

INSIDE COMING OUT LIKE A PORN STAR with Jiz Lee • interview by Amanda Ferguson   HUSTLER: Was it difficult getting people to share their stories with you? JIZ...
Make It Rain
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Make It Rain

THIS GIG IS NO JOKE. STRIP CLUB DJS DESERVE YOUR RESPECT. THE GOOD ONES AT LEAST. THEY’RE THE HEROES WHO TIE IT ALL TOGETHER. THEY DEAL WITH CUSTOMERS AND MANAGEMENT, ALL WHILE TALKING ON THE MIC AND...
Sex Under The Starrs
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Sex Under The Starrs

HUSTLER: First of all, how can I swear in Polish? NATASHA: Pinga suka dziwka kurwa szmata. It’s like bitch, slut, ho, every word that you can imagine—so it’s five words, the baddest ones.   You were...
HUSTLER Classic: Certifiably Hot
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HUSTLER Classic: Certifiably Hot

America’s Magazine captivates readers with a girl-girl spread guaranteed to drive them around the bend.  Who among us hasn’t felt that we’re losing our minds at least a...
A Matter of Perspective: Behind Bree Mills’ Ambitious New Porn Thriller
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A Matter of Perspective: Behind Bree Mills’ Ambitious New Porn Thriller

HUSTLERMagazine.com speaks with Bree Mills, Angela White and Seth Gamble about playing dual roles, going to...
HUSTLER Classic: America’s Magazine Goes to Prison
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HUSTLER Classic: America’s Magazine Goes to Prison

HUSTLER has had no shortage of legal entanglements since it first began publishing in 1974. In 1977, America’s Magazine took its brushes with the law to a...
Better, Tighter, Wetter: Get the Pussy of Your Dreams
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Better, Tighter, Wetter: Get the Pussy of Your Dreams

GENTLEMEN, INCREDIBLE SEX IS WITHIN YOUR REACH. LADIES, REMEMBER THAT PINK, TIGHT, ORGASMIC PUSSY OF YOUR TEENS? HAROLD LANCER, M.D., F.A.A.D., DOCTOR TO THE...
HUSTLER Classic: Spacing Out Over Pussy
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HUSTLER Classic: Spacing Out Over Pussy

Space: the final frontier. And, it turns out, the setting for a classic HUSTLER layout that was pretty out of this world.  In 1979, space travel, aliens and sci-fi in general...