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It’s Worse Than You Think
Politics

It’s Worse Than You Think

Fighting for Donald J. Trump’s removal from office (with life imprisonment as a well-deserved parting gift) remains a worthy goal. In the meantime an equally important objective is restoring a...
Vindicating Torture
Politics

Vindicating Torture

Appointing a documented torture honcho, Gina Haspel, as director of the Central Intelligence Agency speaks volumes about America’s image in the world. The coronation of “Bloody Gina”—an appropriate...
Topless Selfies Trending
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Topless Selfies Trending

It’s in a U.K. tabloid, so you know it must be real. The Sun is confirming that, yes, women are taking to social media with saucy selfies of exposed boobies in very public and populated...
Fellatio Finesse
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Fellatio Finesse

When a seemingly new sex trend emerges, its repercussions can be both profound and unsettling (I’m looking at you, Jason Biggs). But where pies failed, fruit now reigns supreme as the edible sex aid of...
The Real Fake News: Haspel Shatters Glass Ceiling With Ice Pick
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The Real Fake News: Haspel Shatters Glass Ceiling With Ice Pick

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After days of perfunctory hearings, and with the help of six key Democratic votes,...
Man Rear-ends Car
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Man Rear-ends Car

In what universe can a man mistake the exhaust pipe of a car with a human orifice, male or female? The answer is one where a person is somehow still alive with an off-the-charts 0.35 blood alcohol level. As...
Romi Rain: Naked Ambition
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Romi Rain: Naked Ambition

Romi Rain went from scooping ice cream and eating government cheese to building an adult-industry career where she calls the shots. As the 2018 XBIZ Performer of the Year puts it, “I haven’t ever...
World War III: Oops, Game Over
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World War III: Oops, Game Over

LAST JANUARY HAWAII’S 1.5 MILLION CITIZENS WERE PANICKED BY A DOOMSDAY ALERT BROADCAST ON THEIR PHONES, TVS AND RADIOS: “BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE...
Shell Game
Politics

Shell Game

In the 1944 film noir thriller Gaslight, Charles Boyer’s character psychologically abuses his wife until she’s forced to question her sanity. The much younger woman (portrayed by Ingrid Bergman) has no ink...
Trump’s a Survivor
Politics

Trump’s a Survivor

Never underestimate Donald Trump. The man has a sixth sense when it comes to his survival in the business and political worlds. Throughout his life, no matter the evidence to the contrary, he has been able to...
Hot Letters
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Hot Letters

I about fell out of the closet when she started rimming him. She was tonguing my husband’s ass crack, licking all over his butt. Then finally she pushed her taster into his rosebud. I could see everything...
Hot Letters
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Hot Letters

 Lilly’s long, slender legs were wrapped around my neck, and I was feasting on her pussy. It was a perfect pink pussy, with smooth, fat cunt flaps and a sensitive love trigger. Slit juice was streaming...
Hot Letters
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Hot Letters

Crash! Startled awake by the sound of shattered glass, I began screaming. A huge, meaty hand clamped over my mouth. The room was too dark to see much—a black wool-cap mask, a bulky coat. I could tell he was...
Black Magic & Murder: The Underbelly of Crime
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Black Magic & Murder: The Underbelly of Crime

News stories that sound like horror movies. Dismembered corpses and desecrated graves, children sold off for ritual and the ghastly reality of human sacrifice....
Hot Letters
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Hot Letters

Twenty minutes to twelve. I glanced around me and saw couples tucked into booths; crusty, dusty regulars lined up at the bar; band groupies swaying and gyrating on the dance floor— and tons of schmucks just...
Politics

The Great Deregulation Con

Near the end of his first year in the White House, Donald Trump hosted an absurd episode of reality TV. Standing next to enormous stacks of blank paper in the Roosevelt Room, the President...
You Are Not Alone
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You Are Not Alone

There’s no sugarcoating it: The end of 2017/beginning of 2018 was a dark time for the porn industry. It culminated at the AVN Awards in January, where Best Director Greg Lansky said only a brief thank-you...
Bra & Order
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Bra & Order

It’s one thing for adult content to be viewed by your unsuspecting grandma, but you’d think a lawyer would have a pretty high threshold for nipples. Still, even parasites must have their limits. The human...
Celebrity Sex Stories
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Celebrity Sex Stories

In the age of Fake News, Reddit is citizen journalism in its purest form: This happened to me, and now I’m sharing it with you. Believe me or don’t believe me, I don’t care. Fact or fiction,...
The Real Fake News: 1 in 4 Americans Will Have Worked for Trump by 2020
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The Real Fake News: 1 in 4 Americans Will Have Worked for Trump by 2020

Researchers at the University of Phoenix have crunched the numbers, and at the current rate, it’s...
Behind the Sex @ the Adult Entertainment Expo
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Behind the Sex @ the Adult Entertainment Expo

ONCE A YEAR EVERY ESTABLISHED AND ASPIRING PORN STAR IN THE INDUSTRY CONVERGES ON SIN CITY FOR THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXPO, THE ULTIMATE CELEBRATION OF PORN,...