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December 2022

Jazlyn Ray
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Politics

Why I Dig Being in HUSTLER

As a reporter, historian, critic and columnist for more than 60 years, I’ve never wanted to write just for the choir—readers who always agree with me. The wider and more combative the...
Politics

Mr. Indecency

This is a fit time and place to mark the memory of one Charles Keating, the scoundrel who wanted to be remembered for having put Larry Flynt in jail. Instead, this holier-than-thou guardian of other people’s...
Greed Monsters, Inc.
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Greed Monsters, Inc.

By now just about everybody knows that 1% of the population controls most of America’s cash and assets. Some says it’s a crime, others say it’s just capitalism. But the reality is, this country’s...
Below the Rust Belt
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Below the Rust Belt

Ever wonder why that lap dancer grinding against your beer gut looks like she’s about to puke? Our reporter secretly worked a pole in one of the godforsaken corners of our great land in search of an...
Honest Until It Hurts
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Honest Until It Hurts

Kyle Kinane stands in front of people and tells jokes. People laugh. His voice is the one on Comedy Central telling you what to watch. People do what he says. He’s a very powerful man. HUSTLER:...
From Science Geek to Bondage Freak
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From Science Geek to Bondage Freak

Casey Calvert has always been a bad girl. Now she’s finally being punished—and she couldn’t be happier.  If you’re ever fortunate enough to be on a date with the...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

Alice tackles the lead in This Ain’t Upstairs, Downstairs XXX. Thanks to D.D. of Crescent, Iowa, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd.,...
Politics

America Or China?

Back in the 1950s and ’60s, when FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover was convinced that a huge number of citizens were engaging in “un-American” activities, free-thinking friends of mine became very careful of...
Politics

The Smear Matrix

Porn has a new hotshot, and I fear for Larry Flynt’s financial future now that Big Brother is challenging him for market share. Who needs HUSTLER Magazine when you have the British intelligence agency...
Whip It Good!
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Whip It Good!

From a cat-o’-nine-tails to ball gags and nipple clamps, Sex Nerd Sandra knows the pleasures of pain. Her recent BDSM workshop at the West Hollywood Pleasure Chest schooled her captive audience on the basics...
Topless Tuesdays
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Topless Tuesdays

Eight a.m. Another day, another fucking dollar, another godawful commute to the office. Then you pull up to the Devil’s Brew for your caffeine jolt. A barista brings you your order, flashes a smile and, best...
America’s Only Hope Is…”Ass From the Past!”
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America’s Only Hope Is…”Ass From the Past!”

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You’re Not a Caveman
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You’re Not a Caveman

When it comes to sex, men have a bad reputation. The good news is, most of it’s a lie. Harvard professor Abraham Morgentaler, M.D.—researcher, therapist and author of Why Men Fake It: The Totally...
Naked Kicks on Route 66
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Naked Kicks on Route 66

18 DAYS. 2,451 MILES. 9 GIRLS. EACH DAY ON THE MAIN STREET OF AMERICA WAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE EVEN IF WE ONLY TRAVELED A COUPLE HUNDRED MILES. ROADSIDE ATTRACTIONS AND PUBLIC NUDITY:...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

Looks like Ricardo found the perfect humidor for his Cuban cigar. Thanks to W.D. of Boston, Massachusetts, for these vintage photos. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484...
Politics

A Scam to Die For

There’s nothing new about public officials lying to you, but in this case the lie is immoral and potentially deadly. You’re being told that the Affordable Care Act, or “Obamacare,” is a failure. A...
Politics

Spies and Lies

Our government has totally shredded our right to privacy and will blatantly lie about the vast extent of its domestic surveillance apparatus. We suspected it before, but now—thanks to NSA whistleblower...
Exit Through The Strip Club
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Exit Through The Strip Club

Renegade street artist Banksy hit the HUSTLER Club in Hell’s Kitchen for the 24th piece of his month-long “residency” in New York City. This forlorn gentleman was stenciled onto the...
Jackoff Justice
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Jackoff Justice

Now you can jerk off at the beach without getting busted! If you move to Sweden, that is. The Södertörn District Court recently acquitted a man of all charges originating from his sandy handy. What got him...
Claw Brawl
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Claw Brawl

“Elbows on the pads!” Cheered on by a bawdy crowd, the Velvet Hammer faces the Barberess of Seville, who promises to “rip your roots out faster than you can say Brazilian with a landing strip.” Eyes...
Eat Sleep Rave Repeat
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Eat Sleep Rave Repeat

HUSTLER: When did you become a part of the EDM scene? TOMMIE SUNSHINE: I was very lucky to have been in Chicago, where I grew up in the suburbs, and was there for the absolute beginning of house...