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February 2023

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Dutch Treat
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Dutch Treat

Selling pussy has been legal for so long in Amsterdam, they already have a museum for it. Even if you’re eager to hit the meat streets and blow your wad (in more ways than one), go here first to find out...
Celebrity Dick
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Celebrity Dick

As if he’s ever in need of more pussy, Nick Hawk, star of Showtime’s Gigolos, crashed Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club Las Vegas to autograph copies of the May ’14 issue. Check it for tips from the...
Movie Buff
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Movie Buff

Let’s hear it for casting-couch cuties who recently popped their full-frontal cherries. After all, why should only Hollywood insiders get to do the body check? With skin like this on the mainstream screen,...
HUSTLER Flashback
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HUSTLER Flashback

We continue our 40th Anniversary stroll down Memory Lane with a look back at two far-out layouts—“Lust in Space” from December ’79 and “Gold Fingers” from October ’82. HUSTLER: For the Rest of...
Tommy Ramone
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Tommy Ramone

Tommy Ramone helped invent punk rock as the original drummer and manager of the Ramones. We sat down with the Rock and Roll Hall of Famer at Hollywood Forever Cemetery during the seventh annual Johnny Ramone...
Odette’s Adventures in Fetishland
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Odette’s Adventures in Fetishland

Once upon a time, a tiny titillator had a curious thought: What if she asked her gentlemen admirers what they would most like to see her do? Things soon became curiouser and...
Hardcore Metal: The Filth & Fury of Steel Panther
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Hardcore Metal: The Filth & Fury of Steel Panther

“Bukkake Tears,” “Pussywhipped,” “Fucking My Heart in the Ass” and “Gangbang at the Old Folks Home.” New...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

In what looks to be a still from the first celebrity sex tape ever, It Girl lookalike Clara shows how “it” is done. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of...
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U.S. Education is Flunking

I wasn’t surprised to see the Wall Street Journal headline “High School Seniors’ Test Scores Stagnate,” but it did bolster my belief that Americans must address the short-comings in...
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2nd Amendment Double Standard

Once again some nutcase finds it all too easy to lay his hands on an arsenal he has no reasonable need to possess, and innocent people are randomly slaughtered. The latest example of deadly...
You Bet Your Ass
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You Bet Your Ass

Still pissed off that the Broncos lost? Well, what you don’t know is that over half the people betting aren’t putting their money on a team. They’re more worried about shit like: How many inches of snow...
40th Anniversary Collector’s Edition
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40th Anniversary Collector’s Edition

This landmark issue of HUSTLER HUMOR is going fast! Get yours now! Call 1-800-763-8271 ext. 7651 to order America’s Funniest Magazine. Nothing-sacred cartoons, perverted jokes...
Cruz Control
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Cruz Control

Don’t color outside party lines! This prime piece of propaganda aimed at kids and dimwits of all ages couldn’t be better if it were crapped out by Joseph Goebbels himself. No, we didn’t make it up;...
Crash Test Dummy
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Crash Test Dummy

Who would have guessed that Ron Jeremy would be the new Weird Al? With 5 million hits and counting, Jeremy’s fucked-up spoof of Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball” is blowing up YouTube. All we want to know...
Vegas Vag
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Vegas Vag

Screw the red carpet. Go for pink! We raided the hotel rooms and porn star hideouts at this year’s AVN Awards blowout to prove one thing: true talent can’t resist the...
High Roller
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High Roller

HUSTLER: You worked on your “first real album,” NEON iCON, for two years. RiFF RAFF: Well, yes. I’ve never had an album in stores, so this is my rookie year. Once I drop that album, that’s Day One. You...
Porn from the Past
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Porn from the Past

The consummate multitasker, Joan is seen here combining synchronized balling with bird-watching. Thanks to D.D. of Crescent, Iowa, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From...
Politics

Banksters Are Not Our Only Option

“Epic in scale, unprecedented in world history.” That is how William K. Black—professor of law and economics and former banking regulator—describes the scams in which...
Politics

Affirmative Inaction

Just days before a recorded conversation with Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling established that racism is alive and well in America, the U.S. Supreme Court decided that racial discrimination in...
How HUSTLER Turned Me Into the Most Famous White Trash Whore In My Family
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How HUSTLER Turned Me Into the Most Famous White Trash Whore In My Family

Twelve years ago I had the privilege of getting my boyfriend to fuck my ass in the middle of a desert, on top...
Neverending Panty Raid
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Neverending Panty Raid

Attaining the dubious distinction of old fart ain’t bad if it means putting in 37 years at an extraordinary workplace. So kudos to Lady Luck, karma or an omni-unpresent deity’s master plan. I...