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February 2023

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Larry And Woody
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Larry And Woody

Larry Flynt and Woody Harrelson respond to a text from compadre Willie Nelson, reminding him that he’s always on their...
The Trouble With Harry
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The Trouble With Harry

One summer three years ago, in the privacy of a VIP hotel suite in Las Vegas, Prince Harry got drunk and naked with fellow revelers. If a full-time Apache helicopter pilot with two tours in...
Hall of Shame
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Hall of Shame

Baseball’s single-season and career home run king has been eligible for the Hall of Fame since 2013, but the last three induction classes have decidedly not included one Barry Lamar Bonds. Instead, in 2013...
Marie Me!
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Marie Me!

HUSTLER: Do you watch your own scenes? ARIANA MARIE: Oh, yeah. I like watching myself. It’s more like I’m critiquing myself, but then at the same time I’m also getting off to it. Where should we eat?...
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Mainstream Media Strikes It Rich

When the U.S. Supreme Court, in the now-infamous Citizens United case, ruled that corporations, associations and labor unions may spend as much as they’d like to influence...
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Useless Spying

They are such liars! Since September 2001 the government’s secrecy spooks have insisted that their indiscriminate monitoring of our phone calls, emails, financial transactions and reading habits is necessary...
What Sort Of Man Reads HUSTLER?
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What Sort Of Man Reads HUSTLER?

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HUSTLER July 1984 Cover
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HUSTLER July 1984 Cover

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Some Still Call Him Pig
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Some Still Call Him Pig

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Our Founding Father
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Our Founding Father

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Alternate Covers & Covergirl Shots
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Alternate Covers & Covergirl Shots

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Classic Parodies
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Classic Parodies

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Butch & Peaches
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Butch & Peaches

“From the beginning, I have refused to compromise my editorial content for anyone, other than my readers,” Larry Flynt wrote in HUSTLER’s December ’75 Publisher’s Statement, explaining the...
Larry & Me
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Larry & Me

It was the HUSTLER Christmas party, 1977, mere weeks before our move to Los Angeles. Finally, after two years in Columbus fucking Ohio and months of planning, the entire operation would be moved to a city that...
Politics

What a Friggin’ Meese!

The 41st anniversary of HUSTLER as a controversial pornographic magazine is a fit occasion to evoke the memory of Edwin Meese III. As President Ronald Reagan’s attorney general, Meese failed...
A Star Is Born
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A Star Is Born

Alexis Texas   Little Caprice Aletta Ocean Madison Ivy Tasha Reign Kagney Linn Karter Nicole Aniston Tori Black Shyla Stylez Kayden Kross Sunny...
Red-Hot Scarlet
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Red-Hot Scarlet

HUSTLER: Good morning! I see you’re just getting up. So how many times have you masturbated this morning? SCARLET RED: Just once. I did have to masturbate before bed to get a good night’s sleep, and then I...
Cleats & Cleavage
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Cleats & Cleavage

Bombshell Ava Fiore has a lot of fight in her—literally. A 2002 Golden Gloves champion boxer, Fiore paid for her pilot license by participating in illegal street fights and last made headlines in 2008, when...
Naked World
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Naked World

There’s no place where the sun don’t shine at Nudes-a-Poppin’, the largest and longest-running nude beauty pageant. Presided over by host Ron Jeremy, the event is a once-a-year opportunity for amateur...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

Pauline read somewhere that men think about sex more than women, but finds that highly unlikely. Thanks to J.P. of Strathmore, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: ...
Politics

Why Isn’t He In The Slammer?

No one is ever prosecuted for revealing secrets that make the government look good. The book is only thrown at whistleblowers, like Edward Snowden, who expose government officials for...