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In Praise of Streaking
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In Praise of Streaking

Remember the Instagram model who flashed her breasts at Houston Astros pitcher Gerrit Cole during Game 5 of the World Series? Say what you will about this cheap publicity stunt, those boobs are now...
The Kominsky Method Loves Amber Lynn
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The Kominsky Method Loves Amber Lynn

Fans of the Netflix comedy The Kominsky Method, which returned for its second season on October 25, received an extra-special treat as they caught up with Sandy Kominsky, Norman...
Angela White Does HUSTLER Hollywood
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Angela White Does HUSTLER Hollywood

How better to spend your Friday night than in the presence of porn royalty? HUSTLER Hollywood’s Sunset Boulevard location was recently packed with eager fans as XXX superstar...
Celeb Skin: Stars Who Stripped
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Celeb Skin: Stars Who Stripped

Move over J.Lo and company. We’re not interested in celebrities doing impressions of strippers—we want the real thing. And none of that Hollywood burlesque nonsense either. It’s pole...
Group Masturbation: The Healing Touch?
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Group Masturbation: The Healing Touch?

In this age of steamed vaginas and Goop, no manner of new age hoo-ha should come as a surprise anymore. Rejuvenating beluga placenta facial mask? Here’s my credit card number!...
About Her Emails
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About Her Emails

How Donald Trump and the media played you for fools…and still do. “This is bigger than Watergate!” 2016 Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised. “We have only seen the tip of the...
The Endless Insanity of War
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The Endless Insanity of War

Syria is yet another country where an active U.S. military presence violates our constitution. Sending troops to war, to be killed and kill others, ought to be a big deal. That’s why the...
Hot Letters
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Hot Letters

The Sex Diet  I’m passionate about food. My favorite? Warm chocolate sauce dribbled in swirls up Liza’s thighs, topped by a mound of whipped cream in her pussy. Honey’s nice too. And I enjoy capping...
Location, Location, Location! The Best and Worst Sex Spots, According to Porn Stars
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Location, Location, Location! The Best and Worst Sex Spots, According to Porn Stars

Looking to move your sex life out of the bedroom? Heed these words of advice from those in the know. Ask to...
Wet, Hot & Naked: HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time
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Wet, Hot & Naked: HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time

When we were kids, bath time was a hated ritual that was only made bearable by the toys we were allowed to bring into the tub with us. As adults,...
HUSTLER Classic: Tera, Tera, Tera!
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HUSTLER Classic: Tera, Tera, Tera!

Allow Tera Patrick to lift you—or at least part of you, anyway—out of the post-holiday doldrums with this white-hot blast from the past. The holidays are over, the decorations...
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Sodiq Yusuff: UFC’s ‘Super’ Man Is Here to Throw Down

With his crowd-pleasing style and killer skills, the Contender Series veteran is becoming one of the leading lights of MMA’s wave of Nigerian fighters....
HUSTLER Classic: Golden Girl
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HUSTLER Classic: Golden Girl

Never mind little green men; when it comes to space aliens, we’ll take a hot gold babe any day! The October ’82 HUSTLER had no shortage of notable photo-spreads. There was Shirley, the...
Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part II
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Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part II

Can’t get enough of hot chicks getting naked and nasty in the great outdoors? We can’t either! And that’s why, hot on the heels of our photo-feature...
Maitland Ward: From Boy Meets World to XXX
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Maitland Ward: From Boy Meets World to XXX

If it’s rare for adult-industry performers to make the jump to a mainstream entertainment career, it’s perhaps even more unusual for mainstream actors to...
HUSTLER Classic: Copping to a Sad Fact
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HUSTLER Classic: Copping to a Sad Fact

HUSTLER’s conflicts with the legal system have been well-documented over the decades, but the relationship between America’s Magazine and the authorities hasn’t always been...
HUSTLER Classic: Showered With, Umm, Affection?
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HUSTLER Classic: Showered With, Umm, Affection?

Well, this is one way to make a splash, for sure.  The June ’86 HUSTLER was particularly dripping with sexuality thanks to the pictorial “Golden...
New Year’s Sex Resolutions: Going Hard Into 2020
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New Year’s Sex Resolutions: Going Hard Into 2020

There’s always a sense of introspection when the end of another year comes around, but the end of a decade—and the beginning of a new one—is even more...
2019: The Year in Sex and Porn, Part II
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2019: The Year in Sex and Porn, Part II

We’re back with Part II of our year-end/rear-end roundup, and the votes are in: Social-media discrimination against sex workers can go suck a bag of dicks. But it’s not all...
2019: The Year in Sex and Porn
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2019: The Year in Sex and Porn

’Tis the season for sober reflection and musings on the year that was … but frankly we’ve had just about enough of Trump, Taylor Swift and the impending ecological apocalypse. In...
HUSTLER Classic: Birth of the Beaver Hunt
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HUSTLER Classic: Birth of the Beaver Hunt

In July 1976, America was very much occupied with commemorating the birth of the nation with its Bicentennial celebration. As it turns out, America’s...