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San An-Bone-Io

If everything is bigger in Texas, then it stands to reason that residents of the Lone Star State boast some mighty impressive freak flags. Now, thanks to the San Antonio Fetish Ball, they have a place to fly them. This annual event is the brainchild of Steve Shieldes, whose Temple of Flesh production company has...

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Bicycling in the Buff

Thankfully, young activists all over the globe have realized that nudity is a great way to capture the media’s attention. In recent demonstrations against vehicular pollution, naked bicyclists have been spotted rolling down the streets of major cities, notably Los Angeles, Amsterdam, São Paulo (Brazil) and Guadalajara (Mexico). Protests like these are a joyous occasion...

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“So I came, and you didn’t. Tough shit! I’m a Republican. You’re on your own.”...

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“Aw c’mon, Margot. I promise I’ll only put it 47% in!”...

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“Didn’t you, just last weekend, tell me that I needed to work at trying to be more affectionate?”...

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“Girl, I AM pro-choice. It’s my choice what dumpster I drop the kid in.”...

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“This new HUSTLER series is putting the Postal Service back in the black!”...

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“Today: Nymphomaniacs and the men who love them.”...

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“Tit…pussy…ass…pussy…tit…pussy…tit…pussy…ass…”...

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“Are you better off now than you were four hours ago?”...

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“I never thought that I would ever be lucky enough to meet anyone like Mindy! Her pussy doesn’t taste fishy, and she really loves it up the butt!”...

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“Oh, dammit, Emma. Have you been reading that fucking Fifty Shades of Grey book again?!”...

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“Beaver Hunt? Seriously? You want to put America through another traumatic event so soon after the elections?”...

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“We all wondered how Kate Middleton could get the world to stop talking about her topless photos…”...

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“I want you to know, it was never my intention to come between you and your husband.”...

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“And here are our two contestants for this evening…”...

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“My ol’ redneck daddy is probably turning over in his grave right about now!”...

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Joke – Intelligence

When Timmy asked his mom where his intelligence came from, she laughed. “It must’ve come from your father,” she told the whippersnapper. “Because I still have mine!”...

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Joke – Divorce

Mary came home early and caught her husband screwing a very attractive young chick. “Paul, you are a disrespectful pig!” she hollered. “How dare you do this to me—and in our bedroom? I want a divorce!” While his lover scrambled to find her clothing, Paul yelled, “Hang on a sec so I can at least...

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Joke – Hooker

Upon discovering a discrepancy in the compiled data, a researcher named Winston phoned one of the participants in a recent survey about the sex lives of married couples. “So what’s the problem?” the man on the line asked. “For the frequency-of-intercourse question, you checked the twice-weekly box,” Winston replied. “Whereas your wife wrote down seven...

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Jokes – PMS

Question: What do you call a roomful of women—half with PMS and half with yeast infections? Answer: A whine-and-cheese party....

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Jokes – Prunes

Question: What do you call someone who drinks prune juice and whisky every morning? Answer: A regular drunk....

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Graffilthy

That snobby chickwon’t screw me.But I found a wayto cope.I’ll just pretendit’s really herWhile I fucka cantaloupe!...

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Claire Danes: Boobland

While Claire Danes is best known for her starring role as the bipolar CIA operative Carrie Mathison in Showtime’s hit series Homeland, this talented performer has been accumulating an impressive body of work over the past two decades. Danes, who’ll turn 34 in April, first garnered praise (and a 1994 Best Actress Golden Globe) as...

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Extreme Stripping

For the 15th year in a row, ED Publications hosted a shindig to crown the nation’s finest strippers and strip clubs. Held at the Orleans Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, the 2012 Exotic Dancers Awards show recognized Gia Nova as the Overall Entertainer of the Year. Tootsie’s Cabaret in North Miami was named America’s...

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