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“Mr. Sandusky, you are being put on suicide watch. That means we would love to watch you kill your fucking self!”

“Mr. Sandusky, you are being put on suicide watch. That means we would love to watch you kill your fucking self!”...

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“Guys, I finally gave my wife an orgasm last night! Then she ran to the can and spit it out.”

“Guys, I finally gave my wife an orgasm last night! Then she ran to the can and spit it out.”...

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“I don’t know what’s wrong with all the women around here. I’d fuck me in a heartbeat.”

“I don’t know what’s wrong with all the women around here. I’d fuck me in a heartbeat.”...

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“When you said your cock was a foot, I thought you meant, you know, 12 inches…”

“When you said your cock was a foot, I thought you meant, you know, 12 inches…”...

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Jokes-Plane Crash

When it became apparent that the small plane was going to crash, the pilot addressed his terrified passengers. “Does anyone onboard believe in the power of prayer?” he solemnly asked. “I do,” announced one of the travelers. “I’m a devout Christian.” “That’s perfect!” the pilot exclaimed. “We’re one parachute short.”...

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Jokes-Pete

Pete was in bed with a naked blind chick when she purred, “You have the biggest penis I’ve ever laid my hands on.” Pete replied, “You’re pulling my leg.”...

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Jokes-Gerty

Gerty decided she wanted to look younger, so the fiftysomething rounded up a range of cosmetics designed to knock years off her age. She spent five grueling hours applying the various creams and lotions, then emerged from the bathroom and presented herself to her husband. “Howard, be honest with me,” Gerty cooed. “What age do...

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Jokes-Mary

While shooting the shit with her girlfriend, Mary remarked, “I don’t know what the big deal is about edible panties. After you wear them a couple of days, they taste just like the other ones.”...

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Jokes-Blonde

Thinking that her goldfish had epilepsy, a blonde took it to an animal hospital. A veterinarian watched the thing swim around for a few minutes, then said, “Your goldfish seems calm enough to me.” “Wait until you take it out of the bowl,” the blonde gasped....

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Jokes-Q&A

Question: How do you get a Jewish woman to stop having sex? Answer: Marry her....

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Jokes-David

David rushed excitedly into his local tavern. “A lady just fainted on the sidewalk!” he yelled to the bartender. “I’m gonna need a double shot of brandy!” The barkeep hurriedly poured the liquor into a snifter and handed it to the regular. “On the house,” he said. “Thanks,” David replied before downing the brandy in...

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Jokes-Crabs

An uptight lawyer carrying a box of frozen crabs boarded an airliner in New Orleans. Right away he asked a flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. “I’m holding you personally responsible for those crabs staying frozen,” the lawyer sternly...

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Graffilthy

Here I sit,butt cheeks a-flexin’Giving birthTo another Texan....

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Nine Psychopaths

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Where Sexy Meets Strange

If you enjoy art and partial nudity but don’t like visiting stuffy museums or seedy topless bars, here’s a recurring event that might be up your alley. The 15th World Bodypainting Festival—held recently in Pörtschach, Austria—attracted participants from 44 countries. Overlooking picturesque Lake Wörthersee, the southern Alps served as a visually stunning backdrop for over...

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Imaginary Intercourse

As a teenager, did you ever spend lonely evenings pretending to have sex with someone who wasn’t in your bedroom? It might be time to dust off your old skills. First held at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas, the Air Sex Championships have now gone nationwide. Since 2009, local and regional competitions have been...

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Hefty Honeys

At the recent Big Beautiful Women FanFest, dozens of plus-sized adult models and performers descended upon Las Vegas to meet their many fans and do some major damage at Sin City’s celebrated buffets. Among the large and lovely ladies on hand were Kelly Shibari, Jezebel Jolie and Scarlette VaVoom....

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Nerds & Nymphos

Geek culture has officially become cool. Perhaps nothing signifies this more than the fact that San Diego’s Comic-Con—once a haven for nerds—has become a popular destination for XXX stars. Katie Summers, Lizzy Borden and Phoenix Marie were among the hardcore performers promoting various endeavors at the latest convention. We wonder which provoked more erections—the sight...

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Hooker Hits The Runway

Twenty-year-old Zahia Dehar (left) has traversed an unusual road to success in the fashion industry. In 2010, Dehar was at the center of a major sex scandal involving three French soccer players who had allegedly paid big bucks to have sex with her when she was an underage call girl. The story, and the fact...

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Cougars Unleashed – Heather Kennedy

LOCATION: Los Angeles AGE: 42 SEE HER AT: Facebook.com/heather.kennedy23 Heather Kennedy might look like the typical California girl. She’s a busty blonde with a lovely tan and toned body. But our latest Cougar actually hails from Bennington, Vermont. “Growing up in southern Vermont was fun,” Heather recalls.”I was on the drill team. I was a...