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Daniel Clowes— best known for his graphic novel Ghost World, which was made into a feature film—has been delivering smart, funny, trenchant comics about American life for decades. Providing insight into his creative process is The Art of Daniel Clowes: Modern Cartoonist (Abrams ComicArts, 224 pages, $40). The book boasts 300 color examples of Clowes’s...

Jokes-Plane Crash

When it became apparent that the small plane was going to crash, the pilot addressed his terrified passengers. “Does anyone onboard believe in the power of prayer?” he solemnly asked. “I do,” announced one of the travelers. “I’m a devout Christian.” “That’s perfect!” the pilot exclaimed. “We’re one parachute short.”...

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Pete was in bed with a naked blind chick when she purred, “You have the biggest penis I’ve ever laid my hands on.” Pete replied, “You’re pulling my leg.”...

Jokes-Gerty

Gerty decided she wanted to look younger, so the fiftysomething rounded up a range of cosmetics designed to knock years off her age. She spent five grueling hours applying the various creams and lotions, then emerged from the bathroom and presented herself to her husband. “Howard, be honest with me,” Gerty cooed. “What age do...

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