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Graffilthy

Curiosity, it hasbeen said,Will lead some womeninto bed.They’ll tease, andthey’ll poke.They’ll squeeze, andthey’ll stroke.And even go downand give head....

Tasty Cake-Stanley Cup

Los Angeles hockey fans were delighted to see the hometown Kings win the Stanley Cup for the first time in 45 years. At the same time, fans of impressive cleavage were pleased that Taylor Stevens was featured extensively in television coverage of the Kings’ thrilling Cup-clinching series against the New Jersey Devils. During games four...

Fresh-Faced Gags

Once again the latest issue of HUSTLER HUMOR is stuffed to the gills with ribald jokes and provocative cartoons. To order your copy (which costs a mere $7), get a credit card in hand and call 1-800-763- 8271 ext 7651....

The Seeds of Sedition!

On January 20, 2009 a small group of Republicans made a pact to intentionally sabotage our nations economic future!...

Big-Time Bash

HUSTLER recently hosted a smashingly successful party at The Colony, one of L.A.’s hippest nightclubs. Those lucky enough to get through the doors were treated to good tunes and a close-up view of hot HUSTLER models slithering sexily through the joint all night long. When it comes to throwing a party, no mag delivers like...

Hot Dog Hooker?

New York resident Catherine Scalia, who operates a food truck specializing in hot dogs, was recently busted. It wasn’t Scalia’s wieners that got her into hot water. The fortysomething, who titillates customers by wearing a bikini top, was nabbed for serving up an illegal side dish. An undercover cop accused the vendor of offering him...

HUSTLER Book Club

Daniel Clowes— best known for his graphic novel Ghost World, which was made into a feature film—has been delivering smart, funny, trenchant comics about American life for decades. Providing insight into his creative process is The Art of Daniel Clowes: Modern Cartoonist (Abrams ComicArts, 224 pages, $40). The book boasts 300 color examples of Clowes’s...

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