An uptight lawyer carrying a box of frozen crabs boarded an airliner in New Orleans. Right away he asked a flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.
“I’m holding you personally responsible for those crabs staying frozen,” the lawyer sternly warned her. “I promised my wife I’d bring some back with me.”
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