Mary came home early and caught her husband screwing a very attractive young chick. “Paul, you are a disrespectful pig!” she hollered. “How dare you do this to me—and in our bedroom? I want a divorce!”
While his lover scrambled to find her clothing, Paul yelled, “Hang on a sec so I can at least tell you what happened!”
“Go ahead,” Mary grunted, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll ever say to me.”