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Global Inequality Worsens
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Global Inequality Worsens

A human rights organization says the world’s billionaires should pony up to alleviate the vast wealth gap. A million bucks or a billion, what’s the difference? World domination! Most of us...
You Had Me at Cream Pie
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You Had Me at Cream Pie

It’s not easy being a McDonald’s franchise owner. Between slumping sales and the imminent transition to a plant-based menu, the brand is struggling to remain relevant in an age where the...
Mammary Monday: Busty Blond Babes
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Mammary Monday: Busty Blond Babes

No doubt about it, times are tough. And Mondays remain the most grueling day of the week. Allow us to take some of the weight off of your shoulders with a collection of...
HUSTLER Classic: One Sweet Vette
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HUSTLER Classic: One Sweet Vette

Honoring Vicky Vette, a XXX superstar who got her start in Beaver Hunt. The Beaver Hunt section of HUSTLER has been the birthplace of numerous epic moments in amateur nudity over...
Ian Parkin: The Tattoo King of Kinky Ink
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Ian Parkin: The Tattoo King of Kinky Ink

These days, Ian Parkin’s art is a well-known—and borderline pornographic—commodity. As one of the top tattoo artists in the United Kingdom, the owner of Inkslingers Tattoo...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 3: Taking Perfect Nude Selfies
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 3: Taking Perfect Nude Selfies

We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  HUSTLERMagazine.com wants you to have better, more enjoyable sex every time....
HUSTLER Classic: When In Rome
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HUSTLER Classic: When In Rome

With its incredible architecture and rich history, Rome is rightfully known as a sightseer’s paradise. Unfortunately, with the coronavirus pandemic hitting Italy particularly hard and the...
Big Babies: A Guide to Age Play
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Big Babies: A Guide to Age Play

Role-playing in the bedroom can be naughty fun—anyone who’s ever played doctor-and-patient, or pretended that their partner is a stranger to enact a random pickup scenario,...
HUSTLER Classic: Gunning It
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HUSTLER Classic: Gunning It

In a typical porn pictorial, if anything’s getting fired off, it’s a hot, sticky load from the barrel of a fleshy cum-cannon. But the August ‘84 HUSTLER blew readers away with a...
Love in the Time of Coronavirus
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Love in the Time of Coronavirus

With social distancing and quarantining becoming the new normal, we look at how people are (and aren’t) getting it on in these trying times. At this stage in life under the...
She Said What?!!? Porn Stars’ Best Tweets
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She Said What?!!? Porn Stars’ Best Tweets

Nuggets of social-media wisdom and humor from Missy Martinez, Abella Danger and more Typically, porn actresses are known for their ability to raise cocks, but...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 2: Spit or Swallow?
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 2: Spit or Swallow?

We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement. Let the experts—aka porn stars—show you the way. HUSTLERMagazine.com is back with the second...
HUSTLER Classic: Schooling the President
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HUSTLER Classic: Schooling the President

HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. It is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously.  Sure, a growing number of schools are closing their doors for the time being...
March Muff Madness
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March Muff Madness

The NCAA basketball tournament might have fallen victim to the coronavirus this year, but the folks at Mr. Skin are keeping bracketology alive in a most sexy way. The NCAA basketball tournament and the...
Strap-On Sirens: HUSTLER Honeys Stick It to Each Other
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Strap-On Sirens: HUSTLER Honeys Stick It to Each Other

No penis? No problem! When these babes crave a probing encounter, they skip the dudes and harness their desires in other ways. Dayton & Tawni:...
HUSTLER Classic: A Totally Rockin’ Photo-Shoot
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HUSTLER Classic: A Totally Rockin’ Photo-Shoot

Fer sure! For its 10th anniversary, HUSTLER Magazine definitely decided to scale new heights when it came to giving its readers a thrill.  The Centerfold...
Porn and Coronavirus: How XXX Performers Are Coping
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Porn and Coronavirus: How XXX Performers Are Coping

COVID-19—aka coronavirus—has brought the world to a halt, and for many that includes income. The sex-worker community is no exception. We reached out a...
Good News, Playboy Readers!
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Good News, Playboy Readers!

The coronavirus claimed another victim on Wednesday, when it was announced that the U.S. print edition of Playboy had been put on ice for the remainder of the year—and, it seems, for...
HUSTLER Classic: Set Phasers to Stunning
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HUSTLER Classic: Set Phasers to Stunning

HUSTLER has had its share of out-of-this-world photo-shoots throughout its decades-long history. But America’s Magazine truly took its readers to the final frontier with its...
Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part III
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Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part III

Hello, nature lovers! And girl lovers! And girls-in-nature lovers! Welcome to the third installment of “Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild,” which is...
HUSTLER Classic: Giving Readers a Helping Hand
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HUSTLER Classic: Giving Readers a Helping Hand

You have to hand it to whoever came up with this ad—it’s an image that definitely grabs you.  One of the most iconic photos in HUSTLER history came...