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Friday Funnies: Nun More Hilarious
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Friday Funnies: Nun More Hilarious

Ready for a sister act that will leave you doubled over in laughter? Join us for some truly habit-forming humor from HUSTLER’s archive of uproarious cartoons! “Oh, put some...
Sex by the Numbers
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Sex by the Numbers

If you feel like your boning body count doesn’t quite measure up, here’s the good news: You’re probably not as far below average as you think. Now here’s the better news: We’re...
Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up!
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Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up!

Nothing beats a pair of gorgeous legs wrapped in sleek, sheer stockings—especially when those legs are attached to a beautiful babe who’s eager to show off what’s between those...
Art Is Sexy (Part III)
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Art Is Sexy (Part III)

Some of our favorite XXX performers share their artistic works and creative passions with us. Art stimulates, and these ladies stimulate us as well! Aside from performing and making us crave them...
Returning to Monogamy
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Returning to Monogamy

Transitioning back to a monogamous relationship might seem like a challenge after being in open arrangements, but it can be done successfully—and your experience with nonmonogamy can provide you...
Busty Blond Babes Part V
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Busty Blond Babes Part V

Rejoice, readers; we have some big things coming your way! Join us as we celebrate the large, bouncy charms of some of HUSTLER’s hottest blondes. We’re making your breast wishes come true! And...
Saturday Special: Hats Off to Honeys
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Saturday Special: Hats Off to Honeys

Yes, we know; HUSTLER Honeys are usually cherished and appreciated for how they look without clothes. But given that it’s National Hat Day, we’re giving a tip of the cap to...
High-Heeled Hooey
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High-Heeled Hooey

Have foot fetishists infiltrated academia? Far be it for us to cast aspersions, but it’s hard not to be skeptical of a university study that claims high-heeled shoes are a woman’s ticket to bigger Os and a...
Diary of a Sex Worker
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Diary of a Sex Worker

The cyber dominatrix. The performer. The service provider. And the courtesan. Each specializes in their own iteration of sexual ecstasy. Each occupies a unique space within the adult entertainment...
A Very HUSTLER Valentine’s Day
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A Very HUSTLER Valentine’s Day

Love it or hate it, Valentine’s Day is Christmas for romantics. And while everyone is entitled to their kicks, the tired cliches of this annual schmaltz-fest can get tedious real fast. If...
Kiarra Kai Update
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Kiarra Kai Update

Remember Kiarra Kai, the free spirit from our July 2021 issue (“Models Without Borders”) who gave up her L.A. apartment, bought a short bus and is living her best life as a sexy, fearless nomad?...
Tears of a Clown
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Tears of a Clown

It doesn’t feel like so long ago when we once collectively scoffed at the existence of men’s rights. To quote Leslie Knope, the stalwart bureaucrat of NBC’s Parks and Recreation, “Men’s rights is...
Dare to Care
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Dare to Care

The kink community has a lot to teach us about sex and sexuality. The primacy of consent is a big one, as is the importance of communication and respect for your partner. Another mainstay of BDSM: aftercare....
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The Supreme Court on Trial: An Interview With Constitutional Law Expert Erwin Chemerinsky

Professor Erwin Chemerinsky is a sharp critic of the U.S. Supreme Court and the police—more specifically,...
Age of Rage
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Age of Rage

Americans on the right are furious, but don’t blame conspiracy theories, social media or even Donald Trump. “With every passing day, it looks less like we have one nation divided by differing...
Munching with Missy
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Munching with Missy

When you want to learn how to do something right, you go to the experts. And while gay men don’t have an exclusive on eating ass, it certainly pays to listen to someone who does it with passion and gusto....
Auto Erotic: Hot Cars & Superhot Women
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Auto Erotic: Hot Cars & Superhot Women

HUSTLER has always thrilled to the combination of hot cars and superhot women. In next month’s full-length feature “Rev Your Engine,” we will interview four gorgeous XXX...
Friday Funnies: Oh, God!
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Friday Funnies: Oh, God!

Need a few good chuckles? Your prayers have been answered! Join us as we enjoy some divine laughs courtesy of the Man Upstairs. Lord Almighty, you’re in for a good time!  “Wow! I feel...
Dear Virgin Me
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Dear Virgin Me

Men and women share the things they wish they could have told themselves before they started having sex. In the 1985 cinematic classic Back to the Future, Marty McFly traveled to the past and almost hooked up...
Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Part III)
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Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Part III)

Redheads—is there anything not to love? Those fiery tresses. The aura of vivacity they emit from their every pore. Whew; is it getting hot in here, or is it...
All Pussies Are Pretty!
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All Pussies Are Pretty!

Never mind the labiaplasty—your vaginas look great just the way they are, ladies! Read on as we explain how every snatch is beautiful in its own way. Pussy comes in all shapes and sizes—and...