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October 2022

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Ball-Busting Babes

Curious about the world of ball torture? Brace yourself, because these crotch-crushing beauties deliver a real kick in the nuts! Usually in porn scenes, a guy’s balls are tenderly caressed, licked and...
Granny-Banging Grandeur
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Granny-Banging Grandeur

Senior citizens need love, too—and with the experience they’ve racked up over the decades, they just might be the best lays you’ve ever had. We tend to view the elderly as if they’re...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alexa Grace
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alexa Grace

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Alexa Grace, a blond stunner...
Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 3
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Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 3

Don’t get us wrong; we love long locks on a woman. But there’s something truly special about a babe who rocks a short-cropped ‘do. So daring. So sassy. So practical. So sexy! With...
My First Day on a Porn Set
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My First Day on a Porn Set

The first day starting any job is a stressful one. Will my boss like me? Are my coworkers going to be annoying? Will I do well? Now take all that and throw in stripping naked in front of...
Knowledge Is Power: America Needs Comprehensive Sex Education
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Knowledge Is Power: America Needs Comprehensive Sex Education

It feels like every day there is another assault on the rights of the most marginalized people in America,...
He Fights For Your Rights: David Cole
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He Fights For Your Rights: David Cole

Whether he’s jousting before the Supreme Court, leading 300 staff attorneys for the American Civil Liberties Union, teaching at universities or penning award-winning books,...
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This Way Madness Lies

AS YOUR RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS ARE STRUCK DOWN, THE CORRUPT SUPREME COURT MAJORITY IS NOW ANYTHING BUT “CONSERVATIVE.” The U.S. Supreme Court’s recent extremist rulings were tragically...
Hot for Teacher
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Hot for Teacher

Remember school? If you’d rather not, you are not alone. Between the Guantanamo-grade bullying and circus-grade cafeteria food, being a schoolkid is not exactly fodder for rose-hued nostalgia. But every...
Canary in the Strip Club
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Canary in the Strip Club

Strippers can teach us oodles about the world we live in. And in a free market economy, no one is better equipped to predict the future than those who deal in lap dances and pole gymnastics. When an...
Raye of Hope
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Raye of Hope

Stop us if this sounds familiar: You want to try something new in the bedroom or wherever you enjoy throwing down. You summon the courage and make your move, only to be met with confusion. Or worse, laughter....
Boy Toy Joy
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Boy Toy Joy

Emma Thompson, you’ve done it again! We’re referring, of course, to Thompson’s latest screen triumph, the sexy yet profoundly sensitive Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, in which she plays a retired widow...
Literary Smut
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Literary Smut

If you’re a fan of twisted porn parodies full of heart and hot fucking, then chances are that WoodRocket has been on your radar for quite some time. Now the director of such contemporary classics as Mr....
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This Way Madness Lies

As your rights and freedoms are struck down, the corrupt Supreme Court majority is now anything but “conservative.” The U.S. Supreme Court’s recent extremist rulings were tragically...
Love What You Do
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Love What You Do

Can too much of a good thing not be good? If we’re talking about donuts or cocaine, yes, absolutely—consume that shit in moderation or reap the consequences. But porn? Hook it to our veins! And what if, on...
Normcore Kink
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Normcore Kink

Let it be said for the umpteenth time that HUSTLER never has and never will engage in the act of kink shaming. So long as it’s safe, consensual and we’re outside of the splash zone, then you have our full...
Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 3

In the mood for some arresting humor? You’re in luck, because we’re getting frisky with a collection of police-themed humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Stop in the name...
Caught in the Act!
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Caught in the Act!

It happens to everyone at some point—you’re happily banging away when someone (perhaps even a relative) walks in on you mid-thrust. Here’s how to handle one of the most embarrassing fucking...
Hump-Day Special: Asses High Part 5
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Hump-Day Special: Asses High Part 5

Pardon us for butting in, but we don’t think you’ll mind in this case! We’re rearing up once again for another salute to beautiful behinds, rousing rumps and drool-inducing...
Squirting Sirens
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Squirting Sirens

Grab your raincoat and umbrella, because you’re about to get soaked! Some of our favorite XXX performers spilled their secrets to us about the art of squirting. Prepare for a wet and wild time as we open the...
Assume the Position!
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Assume the Position!

Which sex position is best for getting a woman off? We dive into the sexy science in search of answers. Doggy-style. Cowgirl. Reverse-cowgirl. Spoon. Standing. Missionary… Any of these positions can make a...