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What’s Your Number? Revealing Your Sex Stats
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What’s Your Number? Revealing Your Sex Stats

Telling your partner how many people you’ve slept with can be dangerous emotional territory—but it doesn’t have to be. The first step in any...
HUSTLER Classic: One Shady Lady
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HUSTLER Classic: One Shady Lady

Sure, Fifty Shades of Grey was a big hit with horny housewives eager to dip their toes into kinky waters. But most red-blooded guys just need a few shades of pink to get the...
The Lays of Older Women
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The Lays of Older Women

Good news, ladies; a new study has found that your sex drive doesn’t necessarily decrease with age—and it might actually increase! Read on for the MILF-tastic details. MILF porn is so popular...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ana Foxxx
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ana Foxxx

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we showcase Honeys so nice, we featured them twice—and they don’t come much nicer than Ana Foxxx.  XXX phenomenon Ana Foxxx first grabbed...
HUSTLER Classic: Poking Around Under the Hood
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HUSTLER Classic: Poking Around Under the Hood

It’s so hard to find a good mechanic these days. So much of the time it just seems like they’re just waiting to screw you.  But sometimes getting...
Boning Up: Sex Tips From Porn Star Tiffany Watson
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Boning Up: Sex Tips From Porn Star Tiffany Watson

Anybody who’s seen Tiffany Watson, the porn star, in action knows that she isn’t afraid to get down, dirty, rough and raw when it comes to turning in a XXX...
An Important Reminder to Readers
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An Important Reminder to Readers

It’s important to vote every election, but during this election, with so much at stake, it’s absolutely essential.  The 2020 U.S. election has already seen a record...
Tooning Out the Election
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Tooning Out the Election

There’s not much funny about the state of America these days—but the perpetual circus of U.S. politics is always good for a few chuckles.  As we decide who will serve as our President for...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Elena Koshka
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Elena Koshka

Portland, Oregon, has had a tough 2020, with protests causing unrest for much of the year. But it’s important to remember that The City of Roses has many positive attributes to...
Happy Birthday, Larry!
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Happy Birthday, Larry!

November 1 is Larry Flynt’s birthday, and we’re giving him a hearty shout-out along with a half dozen Beavers who’ll also be blowing out candles this month. What a stellar ensemble!...
HUSTLER Classic: Totally Witchin’
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HUSTLER Classic: Totally Witchin’

It’s Halloween once again and, while this year’s All Hallows’ Eve is considerably different than years past, some things never change. Such as the holiday’s ability to...
Artie Lange: Whistling Past the Graveyard
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Artie Lange: Whistling Past the Graveyard

Artie Lange spent the better part of nine years as Howard Stern’s side kick and today is a regular on Judd Apatow’s HBO show Crashing. His newest...
XXX Halloween at Home: Larkin Love
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XXX Halloween at Home: Larkin Love

Quarantine and social distancing are not so much terrifying as mind-numbing and, as we enter a long and presumably joyless winter ahead, it’s time to reach out to some friends...
XXX Halloween at Home: Brielle Day
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XXX Halloween at Home: Brielle Day

Pennywise is alone with his balloon down in the sewer, Pinhead is playing with his puzzle box on the floor of an empty house and Chucky’s been left on a toy store shelf. It sure...
XXX Halloween at Home: Penny Barber
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XXX Halloween at Home: Penny Barber

Freddy’s hanging up his glove this year. Michael Myers is going to leave the Strode house alone, and there won’t be anyone at Camp Crystal Lake to terrorize.  There’ll...
HUSTLER Classic: Halloween’s a Real Drag
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HUSTLER Classic: Halloween’s a Real Drag

With COVID-19 pretty much putting the kibosh on trick-or-treating and Halloween parties for many of us, All Hallows’ Eve is bound to be a bit of a drag this year.  Which is...
Charlotte Sartre: Spooky-Hot
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Charlotte Sartre: Spooky-Hot

Like everything else in 2020, Halloween isn’t going to be the same this year. Luckily, goth goddess Charlotte Sartre is here to scare you stiff with her sexy, spellbinding presence. ...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Mia Malkova
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Mia Malkova

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we dive deep into XXX goddess Mia Malkova. Hailing from Palm Springs,...
Performers of Color: A Conversation
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Performers of Color: A Conversation

Social justice protests are intense right now. Thank God. Change has been a long, long time coming, and it is fi­nally blowing in the wind. Racial inequality has plagued our...
HUSTLER Classic: In the Pink
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HUSTLER Classic: In the Pink

America’s job market has been turning more and more to a gig economy in recent years, and that’s not likely to change as the COVID-19 pandemic continues to wreak havoc on the...
Making a Killing Off COVID
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Making a Killing Off COVID

Trump and U.S. Billionaires got richer while high school kids outpaced the federal government’s response to the pandemic. As bad as you may think Donald Trump and his...