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Blondes on Blondes II
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Blondes on Blondes II

The fairer-haired among us are often maligned as ditzy, air-headed and flighty. Truth is, blondes aren’t always shallow. They can often be very deep. And wet. And warm. And delicious.  With...
The Psychology of Kink
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The Psychology of Kink

Digging deep into the fetish mindset. Recently I was engaged in some pillow talk on the phone with one of my regular phone-sex clients after a particularly intense Mommy-Domme session. We were...
Donald Trump: The Last Laugh
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Donald Trump: The Last Laugh

Our long national nightmare is finally over! With Joe Biden being inaugurated as America’s new President on January 20 (as of this writing, anyway), we’re finally rid of the dark,...
HUSTLER Classic: A Shore Thing
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HUSTLER Classic: A Shore Thing

Chances are, as we head deeper into winter, a dip in the water is the furthest thing from your mind—unless you’re the kind of guy who gets aroused by the thought of freezing your balls...
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Goodbye, Trump: A Porny Farewell

As the 45th President of the United States prepares to exit, we look back at The Donald’s alleged brushes with the adult industry. At the time of this writing, the notoriously...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Blair Williams
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Blair Williams

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we celebrate the beauty, sexuality and spirit of Blair Williams, a very...
Lights, Camera, Action! How to Make the Perfect Amateur Porn Video
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Lights, Camera, Action! How to Make the Perfect Amateur Porn Video

If the internet has taught us nothing else it’s that, with modern technology, anyone can make an amateur...
HUSTLER Classic: Cowgirl Up
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HUSTLER Classic: Cowgirl Up

Feeling hot to trot? Then saddle up and hit the trail with us back to the March ’03 HUSTLER and the pictorial Jana Cova: Ride ‘Em, Cowboy.  The set, lensed by photographer...
Kim-Possible
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Kim-Possible

Photo by Paul Hennessy/Alamy “The best. Is yet. To come!” Shrieking into the void, noted human gargoyle Kimberly Guilfoyle’s words will echo through time, but not so much as a rallying cry for...
Keep on Laughing in a Free World
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Keep on Laughing in a Free World

There’s a sense of unease in comedy circles. After four years of Trump, suddenly the deluge of material has come to an end. No more insane late-night Twitter rants, no more...
Fantastic Plastic: XXX Extremes
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Fantastic Plastic: XXX Extremes

Beauty comes in all varieties. Some XXX performers prefer an all-natural look. Others get a little Botox here or there or perhaps small breast implants. But if you keep sliding...
Fuzzy Logic
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Fuzzy Logic

Canadian scientists are rock stars: insulin, the discovery of stem cells, the marriage of French fries, gravy and cheese curds—truly, the world is a better place for them. But that’s all small potatoes...
Oliver Stone: Chasing the Light
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Oliver Stone: Chasing the Light

Photography courtesy of Oliver Stone The three-time Oscar winner is back with a new book—Chasing the Light: Writing, Directing, and Surviving Platoon, Midnight Express,...
Turn On to Obscure Turn-ons
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Turn On to Obscure Turn-ons

Have you ever gotten turned on watching The Simpsons? Not by Marge or the two strippers who corner Smithers (“A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love,” Season 13, Episode 4), but those legs—those...
Objects of Desire
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Objects of Desire

BuzzFeed, sometimes we think you’re just making this stuff up. There seems to be no topic you can’t turn into an easily digestible list, and that goes double for tales of masturbation and self-love. Last...
Bragg Loves Bush
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Bragg Loves Bush

Hindsight is 20/20, but it’s astounding how people responsible for major social media presences—like, say, the freakin’ Vatican for instance—are lacking the wherewithal and knowhow not to keep their...
Rudy Ruins Porn
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Rudy Ruins Porn

Now that it’s all behind us, we need to take a serious look at Rudy Giuliani’s hilariously botched press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. As political gaffes go,...
Your Friendly Neighborhood Swingers
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Swingers

The husband-and-wife team behind That Couple Next Door are on a mission to normalize swinging, one sex-drenched podcast episode at a time. Of the many sex podcasts out there, more...
HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade Part II
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HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade Part II

Prepare to find yourself in the best kind of hairy situation imaginable! It’s time to go deep into the bush with a prick-stiffening parade of dark-haired, muff-happy HUSTLER...
Sizing Things Up: The Long and Short of the Great Penis Debate
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Sizing Things Up: The Long and Short of the Great Penis Debate

We all know the story of the OG Karen—aka, Goldilocks. The picky girl with bouncy blond curls broke into...
John Nichols: Truth, Justice and the Progressive Way
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John Nichols: Truth, Justice and the Progressive Way

John Nichols is one of America’s foremost left-leaning journalists. He earned a master’s degree from the Columbia University School of Journalism, is The...