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Breast in Show
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Breast in Show

Breasts—they’re really the tits, aren’t they? Of course they are. So kick back, relax, unzip and enjoy the ride while we hit you with our breast shots.   Tomi Taylor  Giselle Palmer ...
Shameless Sexperts
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Shameless Sexperts

Amy Baldwin and April Lampert, the duo behind the Shameless Sex podcast, want people to make their own rules for their sexuality. If you’re the kind of utterly unwoke guy who would listen to a podcast based...
Truth and Consequences
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Truth and Consequences

After helping to heal broken nations overseas, an accomplished diplomat warns America, “The only real path to peace involves accountability.” Make no mistake. There can be no peace, no...
Tickle Porn
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Tickle Porn

One person’s stress nightmare is another’s pleasure. While some of us cannot fathom the idea of anyone coming within ten nautical miles of our sensitive feet or armpits, others are unequivocally excited by...
Bridgerton’s Bedroom Boom
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Bridgerton’s Bedroom Boom

Bridgerton is the Christmas gift that just keeps giving—over and over again, until we just…can’t…take it…anymore. Of course we’re talking about those now-legendary sex scenes that have...
Hot Tub Hell
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Hot Tub Hell

We need to have a serious discussion about hot tub sex. Specifically, that—despite everything you’ve seen and heard—it is not good. Or sexy. Which is crazy when you think about it, because for decades...
The Cost to Be the Boss
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The Cost to Be the Boss

To anyone and everyone who thinks it’s easy being an online content producer, kindly go fuck yourselves. The process is time-consuming and requires multiple skill sets to get it right. More than...
Dr. Michael Eric Dyson: Illuminating the Shadows
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Dr. Michael Eric Dyson: Illuminating the Shadows

In his 23rd book Michael Eric Dyson expresses, in literary form, the Black Lives Matter slogan “Say their name!” Each chapter of Long Time Coming:...
Is Miley the New Martha?
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Is Miley the New Martha?

Miley Cyrus’s sex drive and sex-positive energy is hot coffee on a lazy Sunday morning: We’re all in and loving every sip. So naturally the possibility of this ethos evolving into its own...
George Wallace: 100,000 Shows Strong
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George Wallace: 100,000 Shows Strong

For nearly 50 years George Wallace has been living the dream: He’s written for Redd Foxx. He’s opened for Tom Jones. And he’s starred in not one, not two, but...
The Joys of Toys
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The Joys of Toys

Most men have a “just stick it in the hole” mentality. But if you allow yourself to enjoy the variety of different types of stimulation that toys can provide, you’ll have some great, slowbuilding sexual...
The Better Sex Diet: Foods to Fuck With
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The Better Sex Diet: Foods to Fuck With

The phrase “you are what you eat” applies to your performance in the bedroom, too. Read on to find out what fucking foods you should be eating if you want to be a sex...
Diving in Deep
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Diving in Deep

Wet HUSTLER Honeys Invite You in for a Dip  Summer is heading into full, furnace-like force. In this Year of the Lockdown, chances are pretty good that you’re cooped up inside, and the only pool you...
Anthrax Drummer Charlie Benante’s ‘Silver Linings’ Playbook
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Anthrax Drummer Charlie Benante’s ‘Silver Linings’ Playbook

The man who pounds the kit for Anthrax pays tribute to his influences with a star-studded album of eclectic covers. Like many of us, Anthrax’s...
Scheduling Sex: The Life of an Escort’s Assistant
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Scheduling Sex: The Life of an Escort’s Assistant

What’s it like to handle the scheduling for an in-demand sex worker? Read on for the inside scoop… Behind every great leader, every success story,...
Color Us Aroused
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Color Us Aroused

If your ideal self-pleasure session involves gripping your cock in one hand and a crayon in the other, rejoice; WoodRocket has you colored—err, covered.  Adult coloring books became a bit of a craze a...
HUSTLER Classic: A Push for Bush
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HUSTLER Classic: A Push for Bush

Some people say that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but for others, a bush on a good-looking bird is priceless. Such was definitely the case with the November ’02...
Star Fuckers: A First Contact Day Celebration
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Star Fuckers: A First Contact Day Celebration

Space: The final frontier. And, as it turns out, the setting for some out-of-this-world sexual encounters.  It’s April 5, also known to die-hard...
Easter Funny
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Easter Funny

Cartoons calculated to raise a chuckle. “Then there’s this item: a ‘Last Supper’ as a deductible business dinner?” “Hi, I’m Jesus, and this coming election I urge you to...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Celeste Star
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Celeste Star

Pomona, California, might lack the glamour of nearby Hollywood, but it has its charms. For nearly 100 years, it’s hosted the Los Angeles County Fair, where city slickers get an...
Tinder Hookups: The Good, the Bad, the Extremely Rare
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Tinder Hookups: The Good, the Bad, the Extremely Rare

Science has determined that the popular dating app isn’t the conduit of casual sex it’s been made out to be. We take a swipe at some true-life...