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From Mainstream to XXX
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From Mainstream to XXX

It’s long been a goal of many adult-video performers to transition into the mainstream. But lately, aboveground actors such as Boy Meets World alum Maitland Ward and Shake It Up veteran Bella...
Lingerie Lovedolls III
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Lingerie Lovedolls III

Yes, times are very hard right now, and we’re all expected to get by with less. But that’s not always a bad thing; you’ll definitely feel some very hard times with these hot HUSTLER...
Photo by Mike Inns
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Asia’s Geoff Downes: A Key Player

From The Buggles to Yes to Asia, Geoff Downes has been responsible for some of the most iconic keyboard riffs in rock history. The musical legend discusses his decades-long career...
Charlie Forde Explains Australia
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Charlie Forde Explains Australia

Buckle up, mates, we’re heading Down Under! Or at least we’re about to learn a lot about this beautiful but mysterious area. Our sexy tour guide, award-winning adult-industry...
Hump-Day Special: Asses High, Part II
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Hump-Day Special: Asses High, Part II

Butt’s up, people! We’re getting behind on things in the best possible way with another collection of marvelous rear views, courtesy of HUSTLER’s most deliciously rumped...
Living Dead Girl: Sex & Gore & Rock ‘n’ Roll
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Living Dead Girl: Sex & Gore & Rock ‘n’ Roll

What do you do when a nightmare is a dream and what scares you also turns you on? You embrace it!  Living Dead Girl, aka Molly Rennick, does that daily. The...
HUSTLER’s G.I. Jokes
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HUSTLER’s G.I. Jokes

It’s Memorial Day, when we honor service members who’ve given their lives in the line of duty (oh, and maybe have a cookout). While those who have made the ultimate sacrifice defending our country...
Sam Richardson: Comic Royalty
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Sam Richardson: Comic Royalty

If you’ve watched a comedy in the last five years, there’s a decent chance Sam Richardson was in it. Iconic TV shows like Arrested Development, The...
Psychedelic Psychiatry
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Psychedelic Psychiatry

The Healing Power of Shrooms, MDMA, LSD… Illustrations by Spencer Afonso Are you seeking spiritual enlightenment? Craving relief from debilitating depression or PTSD? Need a way to deal with the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cherie DeVille
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cherie DeVille

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affection on Cherie DeVille, one of the...
Kathy Griffin: A Hell of a Story
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Kathy Griffin: A Hell of a Story

Kathy Griffin isn’t just a controversial comic. She is the controversial comic of our time, a modern-day Lenny Bruce (if Lenny Bruce had mock decapitated LBJ, that is). Even...
HUSTLER Boat Babes
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HUSTLER Boat Babes

It’s Memorial Day Weekend—which, in addition to providing an opportunity to honor the service members who’ve died in the line of duty, also marks the unofficial start of summer. And after the shit show...
Photo by Shawn Stanley
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GWAR: ‘You Can’t Kill Us!’

The horror-rock icons are back with a new singer and offerings including a CBD line, a graphic novel and—no joke—the first-ever GWAR dildo. They say you can’t kill rock ’n’ roll....
HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade Part III (Classic Edition)
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HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade Part III (Classic Edition)

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we celebrate any woman who’s willing to buck modern trends and ditch the razor where their lady parts are concerned....
What I Learned From Porn
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What I Learned From Porn

Can XXX entertainment really serve as a form of sex education? Real people weigh in with their experiences.  Sex education, when it exists at all, varies from school to school. Some teachers show...
Maid for You
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Maid for You

It’s hard to find good help these days—but these domestic workers’ dedication to satisfying their employees is enough to make anyone swell with admiration. Cleaning the place up never felt so fucking...
Can’t Get Enough of That Hairy Muff
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Can’t Get Enough of That Hairy Muff

Will ’70s-style bush ever make a comeback? We go deep into the weeds in search of answers. The word from the gutters is that ’70s-style bush could be making a comeback....
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Bree Daniels
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Bree Daniels

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affection on Bree Daniels, a former...
Bad Religion
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Bad Religion

“From the beginning, men used God to justify the unjustifiable.” – Salman Rushdie  Mr. Rushdie speaks from experience. In 1988 his novel The Satanic Verses, an Indian soap opera with a mystical...
HUSTLER’s Fine, Fingered Femmes
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HUSTLER’s Fine, Fingered Femmes

Hey, it’s May 22, National Solitaire Day—and, as it turns out, May is National Masturbation Month! Is there any better time to celebrate the fine art of playing with yourself?...
Brad Williams: Big Laughs
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Brad Williams: Big Laughs

Brad Williams is a funny little fucker. For 16 years the indisputably hilarious comic has been taking the stage, culminating with kick-ass specials on Showtime—Fun Size in 2015, Daddy Issues in...