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Of Sluts and Scholars
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Of Sluts and Scholars

Nicoletta Heidegger wants to help you fuck smarter with her podcast Sluts and Scholars. We spent some time with the therapist and sex guru to learn more about her mission. I go into my interview with...
Charlotte Stokely, Renaissance Babe
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Charlotte Stokely, Renaissance Babe

Performer. Science geek. Health guru. Aspiring author. Charlotte Stokely isn’t letting the COVID-19 pandemic slow her down. In fact, she recently took part in a...
Motörhead’s Phil Campbell and Mikkey Dee: Life Without Lemmy
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Motörhead’s Phil Campbell and Mikkey Dee: Life Without Lemmy

The surviving members of the greatest rock band ever talk about their iconic badass frontman and Motörhead’s new live album. On December 28,,...
Hot Mess: A Guide to Sploshing
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Hot Mess: A Guide to Sploshing

Sploshing might not be the most common kink out there but as any fan will tell you, covering yourself in cake, peanut butter or slime can be good, messy fun. There is something so...
Hump-Day Special: More Bare-Ass Beach Babes
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Hump-Day Special: More Bare-Ass Beach Babes

Spring is finally here—and with the COVID vaccine rolling out, by the time summer rolls around, a day at the beach really might be a day at the beach again...
HUSTLER Classic: Piddling Around
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HUSTLER Classic: Piddling Around

You’ve probably heard the expression, “Don’t shit where you eat.” But what about pissing where you work?  It’s a topic worth considering as we examine the subject...
Mammary Monday: Wet & Wild Edition
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Mammary Monday: Wet & Wild Edition

Tits—they’re awesome, aren’t they? And if you want to make them even more awesome, just add water! Prepare yourself to a splashy salute to breasts at their doused, dripping,...
Sex Mythbreakers: Girl Talk
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Sex Mythbreakers: Girl Talk

Think that guys have the market cornered on locker-room banter? Sit down; we have some news that is going to make your jaw drop. The next best thing to having sex, or watching other people...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jayme Langford
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jayme Langford

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we honor Jayme Langford, a bright-eyed beauty from Providence, Rhode Island,...
Murders, Mistrials & Mistakes
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Murders, Mistrials & Mistakes

There are over 2 million men and women incarcerated in America’s state, federal and private prison systems. That’s almost a quarter of the world’s inmates. The problem is that many of...
HUSTLER Classic: Rocking the Boat
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HUSTLER Classic: Rocking the Boat

A sunny, relaxing day out on the water with two hot chicks, a couple of fishing poles and a big, juicy slice of watermelon—it doesn’t get much better than that.  Such was...
The Resurrection of Roxy Raye
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The Resurrection of Roxy Raye

After establishing herself as one of the most daring performers in the adult industry, Roxy Raye suffered a life-threatening car accident that led to numerous surgeries and nearly two years...
Suzi Quatro: Genuine Leather
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Suzi Quatro: Genuine Leather

The pioneering female rocker and Happy Days alum is back with a new album, the brilliantly bluesy The Devil in Me. For men of a certain age, the name Suzi Quatro stirs up a lot of feelings...
Hump-Day Special: Nuts About Butts
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Hump-Day Special: Nuts About Butts

We’re bringing up the rear in a very big way with this salute to some of the sweetest asses that have graced the pages of HUSTLER. Join us as we embark on this cheeky...
HUSTLER Classic: Cooze Control
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HUSTLER Classic: Cooze Control

Is there anything hotter than a woman who isn’t afraid to take charge? Who doesn’t hesitate to tell her man exactly what she wants, and refuses to let him get off until he’s fulfilled...
You Put What, Where?
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You Put What, Where?

Gigantic gummy worms, Easter eggs, action figures—prepare to be amazed by these adventures in extreme penetration!  The human body is amazing. We are capable of such feats of athleticism, performance...
Photo by Christian De Oliveira
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Stripper Confidential

Stripping is the toughest job you’ll ever love (sorry, Peace Corps). So say these dedicated dancers—no filter, no bullshit, in their own words. Forget the stereotypes, the punch lines, the...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Emily Addison
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Emily Addison

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we celebrate the sweet three-peats who have graced the pages of America’s Magazine!  This week we honor Emily Addison, who...
Cherie on Top
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Cherie on Top

Cherie DeVille is a woman of many talents: Physical therapist. Professional swing dancer. AVN’s MILF Performer of the Year for the past two years running! And an aspiring politician who just might find...
HUSTLER Classic: Slip of the Tongue
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HUSTLER Classic: Slip of the Tongue

Sometimes people say one thing when they mean another. And other times, people will misspeak and accidentally reveal exactly what’s on their minds.  For a prime example of...
“M” for Mature
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“M” for Mature

Cyberpunk 2077, starring Keanu Reeves, was one of the most anticipated games of 2020, smashing sales records after umpteen delays. Unfortunately, it launched with a whopping number of embarrassing bugs and...