Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

May 2024

Featuring Tavia
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

Latest Articles

No Fucking Regrets
Feature

No Fucking Regrets

It’s a common dilemma; the older we get, the more we fret about the sex that we never had. Here’s our guide to avoiding a case of erotic FOMO. People often settle down too early in life, only to find...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Skye Blue
Feature

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Skye Blue

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affections on Skye Blue, a blue-eyed, beautifully...
The Lesbian’s Guide to Getting Your Girl in the Mood
Feature

The Lesbian’s Guide to Getting Your Girl in the Mood

If things haven’t been so hot and heavy between you and your gal lately, you’ll definitely want to take notes from this lady who loves ladies....
Get a Leg Up
Feature

Get a Leg Up

Stems. Pins. Gams. Whatever you want to call them, if you’re a leg man, these Honeys’ shapely lower extremities will have your third leg standing at full attention!  Jade Baker Kira Noir Natalia Starr...
The Joy of Cucking
Feature

The Joy of Cucking

How an unconventional family in Alaska has found emotional and sexual fulfillment with consensual cheating Infidelity: The Great Equalizer Porn is fantasy. What we jerk off to is not documentary filmmaking,...
Photo: by Judy Won
Feature

Halestorm’s Lzzy Hale: “I Am the ‘I Get Off’ Girl”

Red Lion, Pennsylvania, is not exactly known for being a hotbed of rock ’n’ roll. Thankfully, that didn’t stop Lzzy Hale and her drummer brother Arejay...
Inner Hoe Uprising: Seriously Funny
Feature

Inner Hoe Uprising: Seriously Funny

Looking for a discussion about genetic editing, or just an amusing anecdote about sex with a cucumber? Either way, this hilariously informative podcast has you covered. If you...
Wacky Wanking: 9 Wild Masturbation Stories
Feature

Wacky Wanking: 9 Wild Masturbation Stories

During the COVID-19 pandemic, people are having less sex and even being instructed to wear a mask when bumping uglies. Luckily, masturbating is safe and a...
Subbing In
Feature

Subbing In

The do’s and don’ts of visiting a female submissive. What comes to mind when you think about visiting a dungeon? A stern but sexy woman in black latex, wielding a whip, the only acceptable response to her...
Two Girls, One Mic: A Penetrating Porncast
Feature

Two Girls, One Mic: A Penetrating Porncast

Like porn? Like laughing? Like learning new things? Then you’ll love this smart, funny, sexy podcast that goes hard and deep into all things XXX.  Two...
Gilbert Gottfried: Never Too Soon
Feature

Gilbert Gottfried: Never Too Soon

For more than three decades this Brooklyn-born comic has made his name as a stand-up comedian, TV personality and regular guest on the Howard Stern Show. He’s taken numerous...
Fart Fetishism: It’s a Gas, Gas, Gas
Feature

Fart Fetishism: It’s a Gas, Gas, Gas

For those with a sexual taste for toots, the phrase “blow it out your ass” takes on an arousing new meaning.  Farts are many things to many people. Stinky, usually....
Not on Location
Feature

Not on Location

The assignment: shooting naked models doing naked things. The problem: not being able to be in the same room due to COVID restrictions. Witness the beautiful results. Lee Von Lux Laura Desiree Sam the...
A Hard Lay at the Office
Feature

A Hard Lay at the Office

It’s National Administrative Professionals’ Day, when we stand up and salute the hard-working employees who keep things running smoothly in the offices of America.  And speaking of standing...
HUSTLER Pot Shots
Feature

HUSTLER Pot Shots

Weed’s great. Hot, naked chicks are also great. Put them together and you have a combination that’s tastier than chocolate and peanut butter (which you’ll probably be craving a lot, after a few rips...
Body Hair for Sale!
Feature

Body Hair for Sale!

Used makeup wipes! Belly button photos! Bum gummies! Sex workers reveal the most unusual items they’ve sold to fans. Fetish objects are a mysterious and deeply individual attraction. One person’s dirty...
Hannibal Buress: No More Hangovers
Feature

Hannibal Buress: No More Hangovers

First and foremost Hannibal Buress is a stand-up comic, but in recent years he’s also been racking up the acting gigs. He was the sidekick on The Eric Andre Show, is the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Gianna Dior
Feature

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Gianna Dior

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we celebrate the beauty, spirit, spark and sexuality of Gianna Dior, a...
Lingerie Lesbian Fun Part III
Feature

Lingerie Lesbian Fun Part III

Frilly fillies strip down and get off Brace yourselves and lace yourselves; it’s time for another collection of sexy sirens dolled up in their dainty underthings and getting down and...
Monster Magnet: Building a Better Dystopia
Feature

Monster Magnet: Building a Better Dystopia

All hail Monster Magnet! Purveyors of the finest stoner rock available since 1989. Although the lineup has changed many times over the years, the one thing...
Managing Conflict: A Relationship Guide
Feature

Managing Conflict: A Relationship Guide

Yes, clashing with your romantic partner is inevitable on occasion. Here’s how to minimize the discord and get back on the path to harmony as soon as possible.  Some degree...