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Friday Funnies: Workin’ It
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Friday Funnies: Workin’ It

Every working stiff out there knows that there’s nothing funny about a hard day at the office. But if you feel like your job is a total joke, take heart—that’s not always such a bad...
Talking Trash with Michael Rapaport
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Talking Trash with Michael Rapaport

Thanks to 25 years of standout roles in movies, sitcoms and now Netflix’s Atypical, Michael Rapaport is a pretty big star. But unlike many celebrities, Rapaport doesn’t...
Cam and KarenLee Poter: Relatively Awkward (and Seriously Funny)
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Cam and KarenLee Poter: Relatively Awkward (and Seriously Funny)

Golden showers, swinging and a penis mold—and you probably thought that interactions with your family were...
The Transformation of Ian McCall: Uncle Creepy’s Second Act
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The Transformation of Ian McCall: Uncle Creepy’s Second Act

More than a year after calling it quits in the fighting game, the former MMA bad boy is taking on two new challenging roles: standup comedian and...
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Brandi Love: A Conservative Canceled?

Self-described MAGA MILF Brandi Love attended a conservative event hoping to spend quality time with kindred spirits. Instead, she learned an unpleasant lesson about certain...
Pop-Shot Propriety
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Pop-Shot Propriety

Heads up, guys; giving your partner a little advance notice before you come during a blowjob is a crucial, though often ignored, rule of sexual etiquette. Blowjobs are not overly sentimental or polite. They...
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Marta Gabriel: All Hail the Metal Queen!

The hard-rocking goddess behind Crystal Viper pays tribute to the artists who inspired her with her new solo album Metal Queens. What is better than a hot chick who rocks?...
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HUSTLER Legends: Leya Falcon

Welcome to HUSTLER Legends, a brand-new series where we celebrate and salivate over the living legends of adult entertainment. And what better way to get this party started than a fun chat...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Keisha Grey
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Keisha Grey

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Keisha Grey. Hailing from...
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Cam and Get It

If you’re turning to webcam models for entertainment and interaction in this age of pandemic-driven isolation, you’re not alone—but there’s a right way and wrong way to go about it. Read on for...
Saturday Special: Pretty in Pink Part III
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Saturday Special: Pretty in Pink Part III

Pink—if there’s any color that has been associated with HUSTLER over the course of its existence, that’s the one. So it’s only natural that we would...
The Science of Flirting
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The Science of Flirting

Not sure if someone is expressing romantic interest in you, or if they’re just being friendly? You’re not alone. Luckily, the scientific community is here to help. Peter (not his real...
Friday Funnies: Copping Out
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Friday Funnies: Copping Out

Police work can be serious and even grim business—but the long arm of the law has a pretty substantial funny bone too. So halt for a laugh break and enjoy some of HUSTLER’s most...
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Don’t Fear the Queefer

Often maligned as the kissing cousin of flatulence, queefs are nothing to be ashamed of—and they might even be considered a compliment for a job well done. The noisy beasts come on without any...
Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes II
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Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes II

Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with their inner selves in the sexiest way possible—is there anything not to love?  Of course not, so what are...
Dee Snider: “I’ve Got Something to Say!”
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Dee Snider: “I’ve Got Something to Say!”

The former Twisted Sister frontman discusses his first time with HUSTLER and his new album Leave a Scar. For decades now, Dee Snider has been one of rock’s premiere frontmen. As...
Butt-Rockin’ Beats: A Cheeky Playlist
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Butt-Rockin’ Beats: A Cheeky Playlist

From “Bootylicious” to “Baby Got Back” to “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” and beyond, a collection of the best songs about butts ever. The female...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Blue Angel
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Blue Angel

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat! Today we celebrate the beauty, charm, spunk and sexuality of three-time HUSTLER Honey Blue Angel, who hails from Budapest, Hungary, which is...
Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition
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Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition

It’s National Tattoo Day once again—and that means we’re once more celebrating the inked-up beauties who have graced the pages of HUSTLER! This time we’re focusing on the...
Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks
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Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks

The cost of healthcare these days is no joke—and there’s not much funny about being laid up in the hospital, waiting to be cured of what ails you and...
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Relationship Red and Green Flags

How to recognize the danger signs and good omens in a budding romance. Relationship deal-breakers tend to be personal and specific, based on past experiences and future dreams. If...