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Saturday Special: Brunet Bush Brigade Part V
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Saturday Special: Brunet Bush Brigade Part V

It’s getting late into the year, and—climate change notwithstanding—temperatures are dropping, bringing a chill to the air. What better way to keep...
Friday Funnies: Oh, Baby!
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Friday Funnies: Oh, Baby!

In the mood for some infantile humor? You’re in luck—because we’re giving birth to a virtual nursery full of cartoons to kid around with. Get ready for some goo-goo ha-ha! “We think...
Photo: Elnur Amikishiyev / Alamy Stock Photo
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Jerking for a Living

Thinking about becoming a sperm donor to pick up some extra cash? Here are the ins and outs of masturbating for profit. Men are constantly jerking off. It’s one of the few activities, outside of playing...
Photo by Steve Prue
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HUSTLER Legends: Jillian Janson

Whether she’s scaring fans’ pants off in her mainstream horror films or enticing them to drop their drawers with her XXX offerings, Jillian Janson is a fearsome talent...
Porn Power Couples
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Porn Power Couples

Every couple has its ups and its downs. Now imagine navigating the choppy waters of a relationship while throwing dual porn careers into the mix! The trials, tribulations, victories and landmarks that fill a...
Men Want Stronger Orgasms, Too!
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Men Want Stronger Orgasms, Too!

The ladies aren’t the only ones who crave more intense climaxes. Fortunately, we have some tips for guys to achieve bigger, better finishes. There’s a slew of articles...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Sophia Knight
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Sophia Knight

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we celebrate babes who’ve pulled off the HUSTLER Honey hat trick!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on...
Saturday Special: Pop-Shot Parade
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Saturday Special: Pop-Shot Parade

Craving a little release? Looking for an explosive good time? We have just what you need! We’re popping off with a big, juicy load of fun for your viewing pleasure. Go ahead;...
Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming!
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Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming!

The truth is out there—and so are these outrageous cartoons featuring close encounters of the perverted kind! Go ahead, enjoy some out-of-this-world humor. “Of course not!...
RP4551 The American rock band Twisted Sister performs a live concert at the Danish heavy metal music festival Copenhell 2014 in Copenhagen. Here musician Jay Jay French on guitar is seen live on stage. Denmark, 12/06 2014. EXCLUDING DENMARK.
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Jay Jay French: A Twisted Tale

Twisted Sister’s guitarist and manager discusses the business of music, his new book and whether rock is dead. Everyone knows Jay Jay French from his decades as the lead guitarist for...
Whoa, Mama! Sex and Pregnancy
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Whoa, Mama! Sex and Pregnancy

Is it possible to keep up a satisfying sex life through morning sickness and fatigue? And how do you prioritize intimacy once the baby arrives? Read on for answers. It’s common for sexual...
Big Ol’ Naturals
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Big Ol’ Naturals

Some women were blessed by the mammary gods, and this is our chance to bow before them, worship their natural bounty of boob and offer support (just in case their bras can’t)! Below are five titty-rich...
Image: Science Photo Library / Alamy Stock Photo
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Rise of the Sex Robots

The sex doll industry is creating sex robots that not only look and feel human—they can also serve as fully interactive companions. But will android lovers ever really replace flesh-on-flesh...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Addie Andrews
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Addie Andrews

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affection on Addie Andrews. Hailing from Bay...
Saturday Special: Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part V
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Saturday Special: Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part V

It’s National Play Outside Day, and what better way to frolic in nature than with a group of beautiful babes stripping down in the Great Outdoors?...
Friday Funnies: Military Mirth
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Friday Funnies: Military Mirth

It’s nearly Veterans Day, when we honor those who have served in the United States Armed Forces. With that in mind, let’s salute the nation’s brave servicemembers with a collection of...
Double the Pleasure: The Joy of Multiple Partners
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Double the Pleasure: The Joy of Multiple Partners

Mistress. Side chick. The other girlfriend. Whatever the second (or third or fourth) paramour of a man is named, it’s clear that there has been a...
Photo by Beth Herzhaft
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Gleaming Spires: Ready for the Sex Girls

David Kendrick of Gleaming Spires on working with Devo and Sparks, collecting condoms and his enduring ’80s hit “Are You Ready for the Sex Girls?” If you...
XXX Chemistry Class
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XXX Chemistry Class

Porn stars reveal how they make sure that they click with their scenemates to optimize their performances. What does it take to make magic happen during a sex scene, and how do you deal with a performer you...
Sex-Toy Switcheroo?
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Sex-Toy Switcheroo?

In case there was any question, it’s really not a good idea to bring pleasure products from previous relationships into your current partnership. The experts explain the various reasons why. Most of us...
Halloween Humor
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Halloween Humor

Are you ready for a collection of cartoons that’s all treat, no trick? We’re here to ring your bell with a hilarious celebration of the spooky season. It’s sure to “boo”-st your spirit! “I came as...