Don’t be offended if your partner starts laughing when you’re getting busy; that giggling isn’t (necessarily) at your expense—in fact, it could be a sign that you’re doing something right!
We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there are some realities about sex that the skin flicks don’t get right. For one, not every man out there requires a meat stick that looks as though it was borrowed from a horse to pleasure a woman. Oh, and a lot of women don’t particularly enjoy getting their assholes fisted by one man, much less two or three at a time, nor do they find taking a cum shot to the face (especially in the hair) all that charming. Not that you shouldn’t give all those things a try and wait for the reviews. You never know; they might be into it.
The other genuinely unappreciated element of the belly-slapping arts that often gets discounted in this digital age of erotica is the utter hilarity and ridiculousness of it. Sex is not always hot and steamy, getting off without a hitch. Sometimes Don Juan is more like Don Knotts. It gets sloppy, clumsy, and pretty fucking funny too.
In pursuit of evidence to back up our assertion, we reached out to the general public for their stories. The people we talked to admit that “funny” doesn’t even begin to describe the cockamamie nature of their sexual escapades.
One woman named Rebecca tells HUSTLERMagazine.com that her social anxieties, especially during sex, tend to make things awkward at the wrong moments. And that discomfort often leads to the kind of goofiness that one might not expect with their legs pinned behind their ears. “One time, this guy I hooked up with went to grab my boob, and I went in for a high five,” she remembers. “Who does that? We both laughed about it pretty hard before starting up again.”
