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Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup, Volume 2
Cell, yes! It’s time for another round of captivating humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. Go ahead and check into the Graybar Hotel for some...
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Damn, That Hurts!
When ecstasy leads to agony—we explore the painful occasionally humorous world of sex injuries. Love hurts, the old cliché goes, and sure, of course it does—like a budget prostate exam given in a back...
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Hump-Day Special: Brunet Bush Brigade, Hardcore Edition
What’s better than a hot brunet babe with a thatch of dark pubes sprouting between her legs? Watching that hot babe get stuffed full of cock and...
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Tickled Pink
Get ready to LOL your way to ecstasy—the lovely Miss Whitney Morgan is here to tickle your fetish bone. This award-nominated, internationally published pro BDSM switch and ace custom content creator...
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Valentine’s Day: A XXX Celebration
February 14th is either welcomed or dreaded. There doesn’t seem to be much of a middle ground—the day can either be marred by a heightened sense of loneliness or the burden...
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Our Honey Galentines
Oh, sure—Valentine’s Day usually gets all of the attention this time of year, but if you’re really looking to get a heart on, Galentine’s Day is the way to go. A relatively recent entry into the...
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HUSTLER Classic: Working It
Working from home has become an increasingly popular option in this age of COVID, but if there were perks like this at the average workplace, employees would be busting down the doors...
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Sheer Ecstasy
Lace-topped thigh highs, silky nylons, fishnet pantyhose—stockings in their full array of delightful designs make me swoon with desire. They are, without doubt, this editor’s favorite item of lingerie. The...
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A Lover & a Fighter
If Mike Tyson’s chauffeur claims the Baddest Man on the Planet said he might have murdered his opponent had he not fucked right before a fight, then we believe him. The champ clearly speaks from experience,...
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Flight of Fancy
Million-dollar-idea alert! For the bargain basement price of a paltry $1,000, you can join the coveted Mile High Club without the foul toilet stench or risk of being put on a no-fly list—or worse. In a way,...
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Gray? Well, Okay!!!
Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, entertainment media is hardwired to recycle the “older men are sexy” trope at least once a year. And you know what? We’re not complaining. Bring on the...
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The Joys of Period Sex
From the department of soul-crushing statistics, this eye-roller of a fact: According to The Sun UK, “Nearly half of women who have sex on their period say it gives them a heightened sense of...
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The Death of Democracy
OP-ED BY LONGTIME ACTIVIST HARVEY WASSERMAN Our democracy is on the brink of death. Donald Trump and Steve Bannon are kicking down the door to an American dictatorship by 2024. Bannon has long been...
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Stupid Sexy Ketchup!
The horror…the horror. Of sexy ketchup. Every person has their line in the sand. For Adrian Shann of Hull (U.K.), that line was crossed when a Pizza Hut turned condiments into pornography. I mean, how else...
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Rev Your Engine
Fast cars are equal-opportunity obsessions. These smoking hot women are true auto aficionados, with a need for speed. So how did these performers get into performance cars? HUSTLER interviewed four all-out car...
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Save Our Sand
Tourists are the worst. Economically they’re a necessary evil, but there are limits—and Spain is drawing the line at habitat destruction by way of wanton public fornication. It’s called “cruiser...
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“Prime” Time for the Working Class
Unlike Amazon deliveries, better wages and benefits won’t arrive overnight, but they’re on the way if we fight. We’ve learned a few things while struggling to emerge...
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Friday Funnies: Toying Around
Rejoice—playtime is here! Today we’re cracking open the toy chest to have some fun with an assortment of adult sex-cessories, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archive. Strap on and strap...
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XXX Van Life
What’s it like to be a sex worker who has a free-wheeling life on the road? Meet three trailblazing women who practice the business of pleasure while living out of their vehicles. These vans are...
