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The Year of the Cougar
Ice is cold. Sugar is sweet. And women over 40 are indeed hot. As truisms go, these hardly bear repeating. What does merit discussion, however, is the persistent sense of numbskull wonderment when it...
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Donald Trump: Mass Murderer
Decisions by the last administration led to hundreds of thousands of “absolutely unnecessary” deaths. Will anyone be held accountable? Throughout Donald Trump’s...
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The Orgy Is On!
How can you not adore and admire New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern? The affable and utterly competent leader is a beacon of integrity on the world stage and helped navigate her country out of the COVID...
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April Fools
Spring has sprung, and that can only mean one thing: The prankening is upon us! April Fools’ Day antics are a time-honored tradition and welcome distraction from COVID and its never-ending parade of...
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A Real Dick Move
In the comedy classic Anchorman (2004), Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) returns home after a party only to find out that his faithful dog, Baxter, has eaten an entire wheel of cheese. “How’d you do that?” he...
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Virtual Sex in the Real World
Have sex with different partners every single day…safely. Finding a great relationship has always been a challenge, but it’s been tougher since COVID—at least for those of us...
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Fly Me to You
Sex work is filled with acronyms—B/G, FSSW, D/s, BBW—all shorthand designed for the discreet, efficient communication of desire, performance and identity. But FMTY? That particular acronym is reserved for...
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Elias Chatzoudis: Strong Curves, Clean Lines
The sexy sirens of Greek comic book artist Elias Chatzoudis have graced the covers of Red Sonja, Vampirella and even G.I. Joe. We sit down with their creator...
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Friday Funnies: Getting Sporty
Alright, team—it’s time to play hard and laugh hard! Suit up and get ready for some high-scoring humor, courtesy of the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Game on! “It’s up…and...
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Anal Sex: An Expert Guide
Are you interested in trying butt stuff, but not sure how to take the plunge? Relax (and take a deep breath); anal experts Avery Jane and Lydia Black are here to guide you through the back door and...
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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 6
No wang? No worries! These babes know to take matters into their own hands and serve themselves when there’s not a dude around to serve up the meat. Feast your eyes on these...
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Fuck Me Harder?
What she really means—and how to respond—when she tells you to crank up the intensity in the bedroom. If a guy bangs enough women during his time on this planet, he will inevitably encounter one with a...
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Junk in the Trunk Part 2
Some of our favorite XXX performers open up their shoot bags and let us take a peek inside. It’s that time again! What do some of your favorite performers pack and lug around to porn sets so they...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cameron Dee
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Cameron Dee, a...
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HUSTLER Classic: The Neighborly Lay
As a wise man once noted, good fences make good neighbors. And most of the time, that’s a very valid sentiment. After all, neighbors are generally a nuisance—if they’re not...
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Negotiating Your Kink Scene
From safe words to boundaries to aftercare, here’s a guide to the conditions you need to establish before getting kinky. Getting started with kink—whether it’s a new activity, a...
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Lingerie Girl-on-Girl Fun
Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys pairing up and stripping out of their delicate underthings for a good time—rejoice, horndogs, your day is about to get a lot sexier! Go ahead, dive into the frilly thrills!...
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When Fuck-It Lists Go Wrong
Most of us have a mental checklist of sexual feats we’d like to accomplish before going to the grave, but beware—reality often falls short of what we were hoping for. Read on for...
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The Lowdown on Rubdowns
Massage-porn mavens share their expert advice on rubbing people the right way. Massages are amazing. Porn is amazing. Combining the two? Fucking amazing! Lately, there has been an influx of...
