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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part V
You have to love a beautiful woman who isn’t afraid to take her satisfaction into her own hands. Join us as we salute diddle-happy HUSTLER Honeys as they...
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Kink Couture
Paris runways, Kourtney Kardashian, Madonna at the VMAs —fetish fashion is everywhere right now (again), much to the chagrin of those who helped make it what it is. Not that there’s anything wrong with...
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Good Sex, Good Life
If you know anything about Canadians, it’s that most of them are pretty damn nice. That goes double for Nova Scotia girls, who are cute, fun and can drink a Russian submarine commander under the...
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“Maus” Trap
“Orwellian” is putting it mildly. In January a Tennessee school board banned a Pulitzer Prize-winning book from its libraries. What pernicious tome could have provoked such an extreme course of action? A...
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Chills ‘n’ Thrills: The Unholy Union of Porn and Horror
As unholy unions go, it’s a marriage made in hell. Horror in porn, porn in horror, horror porn. Chop it up however you want—just be sure to give...
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Save the Nation: Run for Something
HOW YOU—YES, YOU—CAN ACTUALLY MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. Spring is upon us, but there’s a blizzard of snowflakes across our great nation: champions of “cancel culture”...
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Stupid Sexy Candy
Unbelievable as it may seem, Tucker Carlson losing his mind over the de-yassification of brown and green M&Ms is probably the least interesting thing about this story. You may recall that in January, as...
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HUSTLER Casino Live: High Stakes & Huge Pots
Larry Flynt’s flagship card room presents exceptional livestream poker with prime-time production values. Tucked away in the opulent high-stakes Crystal...
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The Joy of Cucking
Cuck is an ugly word made uglier by the ugly people who use it to make themselves feel less ugly inside. But words only have power when we give them power, which is why it is high time to collectively call...
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Way 2 Spicy
Did you hear the one about the Instagram model who tried to “trap” Drake, only to end up with a shot of hot sauce up her coochie? Truly, we live in the golden age of celebrity news. In a blog interview,...
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At Your Pleasure: Inside Brothel Life
Brothel: The word conjures up visions of elegantly decorated rooms filled with beautiful women lounging about, waiting to provide extreme pleasure for a price. But how true to...
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Friday Funnies: Parking It
Nothing beats a day in the park. Fresh air. Sunshine. And sometimes, a few good laughs—especially when you toss in some humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Go ahead, enjoy some...
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Unfavorable Positions
Sure, the elaborate sex positions you see in XXX videos look amazing on screen, but before you try them at home, beware—if you’re not careful, you just might throw out your back before...
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs Vol. 2
Time for some serious head games, people! We’re back with more suckin’, slurpin’, lickin’ and lappin’ good times, courtesy of some of the most talented blowjob queens to...
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Embracing Your Guilty Pleasure
Many of us have a sexual proclivity that we’re reluctant to reveal to others for fear of judgment. But beware—keeping your kink under wraps can do more harm than good. Some of the...
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The Ups, Downs, Ins and Outs of Anal
Considering a sexy trip down the old dirt road? Let these tales of tush-tapping triumph and backdoor bummers serve as your guide before diving in. Anal sex can be intense, sexy,...
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HUSTLER Two-Times: Jasmine Caro
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Jasmine Caro, who...
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Saturday Special: All About the Anal Vol. 3
Tap her in the crapper, schtup her in the pooper! It’s time once again to go in through the out door with another pictorial celebration of butt-banging...
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Friday Funnies: D.C. Dunces
It’s April Fools’ Day—and what better way to celebrate than by clowning on some of the biggest fools in America, the politicians who inhabit our nation’s capital? Join us as we take...
