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Friday Funnies: Caving In Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Caving In Vol. 2

It’s pretty safe to say that, these days, we’re all yearning for simpler times. It’s also a safe bet that we could all use a few good laughs. So we’re traveling back to a...
Strap-On Sirens Vol. 2
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Strap-On Sirens Vol. 2

Strap on, get off! These babes don’t need a man for a good time—they just crack open the toy chest and break out the substitute schlongs. Strap in tight, readers; it’s going to be a wild ride!...
Best 25 Vibrators on the Market
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Best 25 Vibrators on the Market

The best 25 vibrators you can purchase right now. Here at HUSTLER® Hollywood, we have spent endless hours researching, testing and gathering data so that we can deliver you the...
Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 2
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Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 2

Ah,nipples—those protrusions of pleasure that bring joy, arousal and nourishment to humanity. Whether puffy, pointy, big or tiny, we appreciate and celebrate them all! Join us for a trip...
Stars, Stripes and Sex
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Stars, Stripes and Sex

June 14 is Flag Day in the U.S., and indeed, it’s a grand old flag—especially when it’s draped around a hot, mostly naked babe!  With that in mind, we salute Old Glory with a choice...
What’s Cookin’, Good Lookin’?
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What’s Cookin’, Good Lookin’?

Some of our favorite culinary-minded XXX performers discuss the connection between sex and food. Food is sexy. There—I said it! I’m not just talking about shoving cucumbers up buttholes...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zoey Monroe
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zoey Monroe

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Zoey Monroe, a...
Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 6
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Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 6

Prepare yourself for a very touching experience—these Honeys have their fingers on the pulse of their own sexuality, and they aren’t afraid to probe deep inside themselves in search of...
Friday Funnies: Toying Around Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Toying Around Vol. 2

It’s Friday, and with the weekend upon us, it’s playtime once again! And what’s playtime without a few toys? With that in mind, we’re cracking open the toy...
XXX Lip Service
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XXX Lip Service

How do adult-film stars really feel about kissing on camera, and what do their fans think about it? Some of our favorite performers share their thoughts. Locking lips. Smooching. Snogging. Tongue wrestling....
Stocking Up! Vol. 3
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Stocking Up! Vol. 3

Ready to get hosed in the best possible way? Join us in saluting hot HUSTLER Honeys showing off their gorgeous gams in sleek stockings while sharing jaw-dropping views of their beautiful bodies! And when...
The Lowdown on Going Down
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The Lowdown on Going Down

Not sure that you’re giving proper lip service to your partner during oral sex? Don’t worry, our panel of pros will help you lick your insecurity in no time! Eating pussy can...
Babes With Bumps
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Babes With Bumps

Forget the “glow” and all that Hallmark movie hooey—pregnant women are sexy, horny and very high on our to-do list. What’s got us all hot and bothered for red-hot mamas-to-be? Rewind to spring, when Us...
Good News, Bad News
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Good News, Bad News

Beware of state legislators bearing good news, for it will surely be a Trojan horse. As reported by NBC, in March the Colorado House of Representatives voted unanimously in favor of Bill 1288 (HB1288), which...
Welcome to Microdosing: An Interview With Psychedelic Pioneer James Fadiman, Ph.D.
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Welcome to Microdosing: An Interview With Psychedelic Pioneer James Fadiman, Ph.D.

James Fadiman is a legendary pioneer in the field of psychedelics. Exploring the brave new world of medical,...
Into the Wild
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Into the Wild

The vernacular is a little different, but I think we can all agree that “hedge porn” (as it’s known across the pond) is a rite of passage for all proud pervs of a certain age. In the U.K., iNews...
Dare to Hair
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Dare to Hair

Apart from lining hamster cages and soaking up urinal overflow, the New York Post is usually good for a laugh or two in the “who writes this shit” department. And occasionally, when they’re not busy...
XXX Etiquette
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XXX Etiquette

Did you hear the one about the airline passenger who got upgraded to first-class because the guy seated next to her was watching porn in plain sight? Actress Melanie Schofield, 19, posted the whole thing to...
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Politics

Heat Pumps for Peace & Freedom!

It may not be sexy, but new electrified tech can help defeat a Russian tyrant and save the planet with the stroke of Joe Biden’s pen. Authoritarianism will not defeat...
Porn in the USA
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Porn in the USA

Oh, say can you see…the sexy red, white and blew-my-mind photos we snagged of America’s favorite X-rated sweethearts? Readers of course know that our annual Anniversary Issue (coming this July!) is awash...
Marsha Warfield: Standout Stand-Up
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Marsha Warfield: Standout Stand-Up

If anyone has seen Marsha Warfield’s El Dorado, please let her know. The beloved ride, purchased as a gift to herself upon landing Night Court, is (sadly) no longer in her...