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Ass Eaters Unanimous! Vol. 2
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Ass Eaters Unanimous! Vol. 2

Hungry for some hot, juicy action? We’re getting to the bottom of things with another probing exploration of tongue-to-bung thrills. Go ahead; dive in! And if you’re still hankering for...
HUSTLER Classic: Fake Slim Shady, Real Hot Lady
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HUSTLER Classic: Fake Slim Shady, Real Hot Lady

Now here’s a pictorial you can really lose yourself in.  For this edition of HUSTLER Classic we’re traveling back to the November ‘03 pictorial...
Friday Funnies: Wizard of Ah-ha-has
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Friday Funnies: Wizard of Ah-ha-has

Ready for some wonderful laughs? It’s time to hit that road of yellow bricks and head for a magical land of humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. Click your heels and...
Twitch Treats
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Twitch Treats

Grab your joystick, it’s time to play! Prepare yourself, because these sex workers/Twitch streamers definitely have game! If you’re a fan of gaming, you have definitely heard of Twitch! And if you’re...
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Ahmet Zappa: A Frank Discussion

The son of rock legend Frank Zappa discusses his father’s work, the greatness of Dio, his own future musical ambitions and the joy of holograms. During his lifetime, Frank...
Like Body, Like Cock
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Like Body, Like Cock

Want to keep your unit in working order as you amble on into your golden years? Put down the chips and pick up the exercise equipment! We’re always hearing about how we need exercise, that we’re supposed...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Syren Sexton
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Syren Sexton

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Syren Sexton, a blond...
HUSTLER Classic: Southern Exposure
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HUSTLER Classic: Southern Exposure

It’s often said that the South will rise again. More than 150 years after the Civil War it still remains to be seen if that prediction will prove to be true, but one thing’s...
Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 4
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 4

Cheers, readers; it’s Happy Hour once again, and we’re here to make things that much happier with some gut-busting humor from HUSTLER’s archive of outrageous...
Cougars on the Prowl
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Cougars on the Prowl

A new study has found that older women aren’t getting laid as much as they’d like to, but take heart, ladies—there are definite sexual advantages to getting up there in years. Porn sometimes gets...
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Jack Black: Three-Quarters Erect!

The School of Rock star talks about the enduring legacy of Ronnie James Dio, what’s next for his band Tenacious D and just how excited he is to speak with us. A bowling...
And the Trophy Goes to…
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And the Trophy Goes to…

With porn awards season looming, we talk to some of our favorite performers about the roller coaster experience of being nominated, winning and losing. Regardless of your line of work, it’s nice to...
When Dirty Talk Goes Wrong
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When Dirty Talk Goes Wrong

Ever dropped a mortifying blooper in the bedroom when you’ve tried to make sexy banter? You’re not alone. Read on for some dirty-talk nightmares—and some advice on how to...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zazie Skymm
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zazie Skymm

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Zazie Skymm, a blond beauty...
Saturday Special: Bald Is Beautiful
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Saturday Special: Bald Is Beautiful

Don’t get us wrong; the return of bush has been a glorious development in the world of contemporary porn. But there’s something to be said about the unadorned beauty of a...
Friday Funnies: Riot on the Set!
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Friday Funnies: Riot on the Set!

Lights… camera… hilarity! Join us on set as we take a deep, riotously funny dive into the XXX industry, courtesy of HUSTLER’s archive of gut-busting cartoons. Enjoy!...
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Polyamorous Breakups

Splitting up can be particularly complicated when you’re in a polyamorous relationship. Here are some tips for making the break as painless as possible. Breakups are tough regardless of the...
Going Deep!
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Going Deep!

Exploring the joys and perils of deep-throating. Many a man in the process of receiving a blowjob has been gripped by the urge to grab his partner by the back of the head and try to bury their schlongs so far...
Home for the Holidays
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Home for the Holidays

Some of our favorite XXX performers share awkward, sexy and hilarious stories about their family gatherings over the holidays. Ahh, nothing beats going back home and spending time with loved ones and...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Marykate Moss
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Marykate Moss

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Marykate Moss, a stunning...
Saturday Special: Girls on Girls
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Saturday Special: Girls on Girls

No pecker? No problem! These ladies don’t need a dude to get off—they’re perfectly capable of taking matters (and each other) into their own hands. Speaking of hands, make...