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Bits & Pieces

Fucking Famous

In an interview late last year, porn A-lister and HUSTLER centerfold (44th Anniversary Issue) Abella Danger revealed her secret celeb sex fantasy: Barbie herself, Ms. Margot Robbie. Do we approve? Hell, yes!...
Photo by Catherine Duffy
Bits & Pieces

Porn, a Love Story

Gooners: They are the unsung heroes of adult entertainment, worshiping and consuming porn with the passion of evangelical true believers. And Catherine Duffy? She is living the goonette (female gooner)...
Photos by Kat Ravioli
Bits & Pieces

A Little Dab’ll Do Ya

We take TikTok tutorials with a grain of salt, and so should you, but as soon as “vabbing” started to trend, it was decided that further research would be required. Paging Dr. Ravioli! Clown...
Photo By Mistress Alleria Mystic
Bits & Pieces

Sex Club Rules

For the multitudes of us who are perpetually horny and kink-curious, taking that first big step is often the hardest. So it’s deeply appreciated when experienced sexperts lend a helping hand with priceless...
Photo By Swampfox Studios
Bits & Pieces

Eat More Ass

Let us dispense with the pleasantries and get right to the point: Do you like butt stuff? How about lethally gorgeous redheads who like butt stuff? Performer extraordinaire and guest columnist Sonia Harcourt...
2K9T00T Pro-Trump rioters climb a wall on the U.S. Capitol facade during the January 6, 2021, insurrection.
Politics

Sedition, Conspiracy and Insurrection

Brought to you by the former president of the United States and (still) leader of the Republican Party. It’s been a long time coming, but we are finally approaching the...
4/20 24/7
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4/20 24/7

Happy 4/20, HUSTLER nation! Join us as we fete adult performers who love to get faded for all the right reasons. Bring on the buzzed babes! Do you like to get high? Do you like beautiful women who get high?...
Class Of 2023: Porn’s Rising Stars
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Class Of 2023: Porn’s Rising Stars

Every year aspiring performers enter the adult entertainment industry in the hopes of becoming our cream dreams. It takes hard work, stamina and professionalism to succeed. Of...
Petit Mort: The Magazine Written by Sex Workers
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Petit Mort: The Magazine Written by Sex Workers

“Our stories are often told by the likes of people with unconscious bias or outright savior complexes.… This magazine was born out of a desire to see us...
XXX Spring Break Tales
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XXX Spring Break Tales

It’s time again to take a breather, head to a sunny location and cut loose! Join us as some of our favorite XXX performers share their wildest Spring Break experiences. When we hear the term...
Sunday Funday: Breast in Show 4
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Sunday Funday: Breast in Show 4

Ready to go tits-up? We’re once again hitting you with our breasts shots as a parade of HUSTLER Honeys bust out in a major way. Heavy or perky, big or small—when it comes to...
HUSTLER Classic: Coming Clean
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HUSTLER Classic: Coming Clean

Cleanliness might be next to godliness, but sometimes getting dirty can lead to a delightfully devilish time.  Case in point? The January 2006 HUSTLER pictorial “Evelyn Lory &...
Friday Funnies: Catting Around
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Friday Funnies: Catting Around

In the mood for some purr-fectly outrageous laughs? You’re in luck, because we’re delivering a collection of hiss-terical humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast cat-alog of uproarious...
Image: Viktar Sarkisian / Alamy Stock Vector
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The Wrong Silent Type

For various reasons, lots of guys are reluctant to make some noise when they’re getting busy—much to their ladies’ chagrin. Here’s why it’s a good idea to pump up the...
Bleached Butthole Beauties
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Bleached Butthole Beauties

Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, a lighter, brighter anus can be yours! XXX beauties Taylor Gunner and Lara Grace Ryan describe the ins and outs of bleaching your butthole. There...
Highly Aroused
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Highly Aroused

A recent study has found that ingesting weed leads to stronger orgasms. So go ahead, stoners; turn on and get off! An unknown philosopher once said, “Whatever I do, I do it better stoned,” and according to...
Jerk Off—Proudly!
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Jerk Off—Proudly!

Religious, political and spiritual forces have waged campaigns against masturbation for a variety of bullshit reasons. We dispel the myths spewed by semen-retention proponents and explore why jerking off...
Sunday Funday: Stocking Up! Vol. 6
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Sunday Funday: Stocking Up! Vol. 6

There’s really nothing better than a fantastic pair of legs—especially when they’re sheathed in sleek, elegant stockings. So join us as we celebrate hot HUSTLER Honeys in...
Saturday Special: Sole Sisters Vol. 3
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Saturday Special: Sole Sisters Vol. 3

Prepare to experience some fancy—and very sexy—footwork! We’re once again putting our best feet forward with a collection of HUSTLER Honeys flaunting their pretty peds,...
Friday Funnies: Old Fucks Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Old Fucks Vol. 2

None of us are getting any younger, but no matter how old you are, you can still get a few kicks—along with a few laughs! With that in mind, we’re offering up a collection of...
Sex on the First Date? Hell Yes, Survey Says
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Sex on the First Date? Hell Yes, Survey Says

A recent survey found that nearly half of the respondents have had sex on the first date. We talk to men and women about the benefits of hooking up in a hurry....