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Erica McLean’s Never Ending Dream
The woman’s porn immortality is secure. In a career spanning decades, Erica McLean has gone from modeling to directing, shaping a creative vision that stands out from the...
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Attack of the Comic Cunts
I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THAT DAY TO TURN INTO AN ORGY. It’s Friday at the San Diego Comic-Con. I’m Batgirl, Annie Cruz is Catwoman, and she is really going to town on my pussy. My blood...
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Dungeons & Deep Throats
Once upon a time a young woman was discussing the oft-overlooked details of condom usage with a friend, prompting said friend to call her a “sex nerd.” Such are the moments that seal...
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Porn From the Past
Those were the days when all a schmuck had to do was grow a debonair ‘stache and he was in like Flynn. (That’s Errol Flynn for all you ignoramuses.) Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for...
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Topple the King
“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United...
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The Colossal Suckout
Here’s how it works: In America the so-called free market is a joke. What you have is a bunch of big-money types making out like bandits, hustling the government to cover their bad bets while the suckers...
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XXX Legend’s Final Frontier
CoCo Brown’s work in adult entertainment opened up opportunities for her as a musician (under the moniker Ms. No Tonsils) and as an actress in mainstream fare (2005’s...
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Burn, Barbie, Burn
This is either a member of the women’s-rights group FEMEN staging a topless protest at the Barbie Dreamhouse Experience in Berlin, or Ken’s mistress finally got tired of his empty promises to leave...
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Boob Bonanza
Coney Island’s 31st annual Mermaid Parade almost didn’t happen this summer due to a lack of cash. Thanks to some skillful last-minute fundraising, the quirky spectacle was saved and, once again,...
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Gridiron Mayhem
The National Football League has become the undisputed champion of pro sports. As we get ready for the opening kickoff, here’s a look at the hardest hitters, the biggest games and a few fearless...
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Hardcore Cuisine
Here’s how to combine the two best things in the world, sex and food: Take one steamy XXX star (Zoe Voss), add one up-and-coming chef (Kris Yenbamroong), mix vigorously and serve hot. Zoe Voss is a...
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Light My Fire
The recent passing of Ray Manzarek, a founding member of the Doors, reminded us what an awesome band he helped create. Shortly before Ray’s death, Larry Flynt crossed paths with former Doors drummer John...
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Porn From The Past
This fetching exhibitionist just realized that her nude yoga spot is right in the middle of the local Elks Club’s fun run. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your...
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Privacy R.I.P.
While the media and even Congress were outraged about the Obama Administration’s eavesdropping on the personal phone calls of Associated Press reporters and editors, I’m also outraged about We the...
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Data Rape
Give me bargain or give me liberty. Do Americans love shopping more than they value their individual freedom, or is buying stuff the only freedom we cherish? Think about it. Why in the past decade have we...
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HUSTLER Humor
As always, the latest issue of HUSTLER HUMOR magazine is chockfull of demented, perverted and irreverent cartoons, pics and jokes. If that’s what you’re into, call 1-800-763-8271 ext. 7651 to...
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Onanistic Overachievers
Since 1995, adventurous men and women in cities like San Francisco, London and Montreal have been staging Masturbate-a-Thons. The current record for longest wanking session is reportedly almost ten...
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Alluring Android
In the near future, countless workers will be replaced by machines. Even strippers will be in peril if erotic robots—like this model unveiled at a tech fair in Hanover, Germany—catch on. But can it give a...
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Digitally Demented
Longtime HUSTLER cartoonist Dan Collins recently launched an e-publishing company called Fun-E-Books. To purchase cool titles like Collins’s More! Cartoons That Will Send Me Straight to Hell—or How to...
