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Topless Tuesdays
Eight a.m. Another day, another fucking dollar, another godawful commute to the office. Then you pull up to the Devil’s Brew for your caffeine jolt. A barista brings you your order, flashes a smile and, best...
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You’re Not a Caveman
When it comes to sex, men have a bad reputation. The good news is, most of it’s a lie. Harvard professor Abraham Morgentaler, M.D.—researcher, therapist and author of Why Men Fake It: The Totally...
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Naked Kicks on Route 66
18 DAYS. 2,451 MILES. 9 GIRLS. EACH DAY ON THE MAIN STREET OF AMERICA WAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE EVEN IF WE ONLY TRAVELED A COUPLE HUNDRED MILES. ROADSIDE ATTRACTIONS AND PUBLIC NUDITY:...
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Porn From the Past
Looks like Ricardo found the perfect humidor for his Cuban cigar. Thanks to W.D. of Boston, Massachusetts, for these vintage photos. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484...
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A Scam to Die For
There’s nothing new about public officials lying to you, but in this case the lie is immoral and potentially deadly. You’re being told that the Affordable Care Act, or “Obamacare,” is a failure. A...
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Spies and Lies
Our government has totally shredded our right to privacy and will blatantly lie about the vast extent of its domestic surveillance apparatus. We suspected it before, but now—thanks to NSA whistleblower...
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Exit Through The Strip Club
Renegade street artist Banksy hit the HUSTLER Club in Hell’s Kitchen for the 24th piece of his month-long “residency” in New York City. This forlorn gentleman was stenciled onto the...
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Jackoff Justice
Now you can jerk off at the beach without getting busted! If you move to Sweden, that is. The Södertörn District Court recently acquitted a man of all charges originating from his sandy handy. What got him...
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Claw Brawl
“Elbows on the pads!” Cheered on by a bawdy crowd, the Velvet Hammer faces the Barberess of Seville, who promises to “rip your roots out faster than you can say Brazilian with a landing strip.” Eyes...
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Eat Sleep Rave Repeat
HUSTLER: When did you become a part of the EDM scene? TOMMIE SUNSHINE: I was very lucky to have been in Chicago, where I grew up in the suburbs, and was there for the absolute beginning of house...
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Carl Gottlieb Bites Back
Carl Gottlieb has a knack for the breakthrough moment. He acted in Robert Altman’s first smash hit M*A*S*H, wrote the script for Steven Spielberg’s inaugural blockbuster Jaws, coauthored Steve...
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Ana Foxxx’s Puppy Love
Ana wants to rescue a dog,” is how her agent puts it when I call him about doing a profile on Ana Foxxx. I imagine a cute porn chick wandering the streets of L.A. in a cape, springing into action...
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Up With Beavers!
Naked, in-your-face protests—what better way to fight for our four-legged friends? Sixty million animals are sacrificed to the fur trade every year. Some are left alive to die after the pelts have been torn...
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Porn From the Past
Straight-A Annie breezes her way through law school on the strength of her splendid oral arguments. Thanks to J.H. of San Diego, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s...
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Schoolyard Police State?
The National Security Agency’s voracious surveillance of Americans shows what the federal government thinks of privacy. But local law-enforcement agencies and school administrators nationwide are...
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Truth, Treason & The American Way?
Edward Snowden is the John Peter Zenger of our time. In case you don’t get the historical reference, Zenger was a key figure in this nation’s grand struggle for freedom of the...
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OFF! Unloads
The setting is a seedy Hollywood fast-food dive called Oki-Dog. Oriana Small is joined by two men: Dimitri Coats and Keith Morris. She’s a smut star turned writer and journalist. The men are founding members...
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HUSTLER Club Confidential
“Tickle our curves, but don’t try to dig into our crevasses. No pinching, no...
