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The Real Fake News Bannon: Insane in the Membrane
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The Real Fake News Bannon: Insane in the Membrane

SILICON VALLEY, CA—A more-disheveled-than-usual Steve Bannon, former top aide to President Trump, was seen yesterday pacing furiously by a Taco Bell...
Anal Is on the Menu
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Anal Is on the Menu

What a magical time to be into butt stuff! If you’re a guy who loves anal sex, then you’ll be heartened to know that more women than ever are taking it up the ass on a regular basis. A new survey by...
Waterbeds Turn 50
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Waterbeds Turn 50

That’s right, swingers—the waterbed has been around for five whole decades, and according to its inventor, Charlie Hall, the time is nigh for a comeback. “My theory is, there’s a whole generation that...
Turning Tricks
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Turning Tricks

Trends in film may come and go, but hookers are forever. Some miss the mark (Heather Graham, The Hangover), while others are pure exploitation (Angel, 1984), but recent offerings have injected new life and...
On Bended Knees
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On Bended Knees

Wedding photos: Is there anything worse? The forced romance, the manufactured moments…pass the gun. If only this worn-out medium had something less tired and predictable to offer, something to offset the...
Stage Fright: Notes From a Fan Blowbang
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Stage Fright: Notes From a Fan Blowbang

MASKED MEN LOUNGE AROUND THE LOBBY OF THE EROTIC HERITAGE MUSEUM IN LAS VEGAS. TWO LUCHADORES STAND LIKE BODYGUARDS ON EITHER SIDE OF A MANNEQUIN MADE TO RESEMBLE DONALD TRUMP. A...
Politics

Don’t Just March. Run!

Since the ascension of a batty, obnoxious and brain-addled Fox “News” watcher to the Presidency of the United States, Americans have hit the streets to protest his dangerous, corrupt policies in...
Politics

Sabotaging Middle East Peace

Perhaps Donald Trump will be driven from office because of the much-ballyhooed claims by the Democrats that he and his cohorts colluded with Russians in stealing the 2016 election. So far...
Let Porn Be My Armor
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Let Porn Be My Armor

Resolving neighborly tensions is no fun. Some people choose mediation, while others leave passive-aggressive letters in the mailbox. Then there’s Donald Gene Gaither of Oklahoma, whose epic rampage makes...
Pan Pan, the Banging Panda
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Pan Pan, the Banging Panda

Unless you’ve been living under a rock in a cave on Mars, you’d know that March 16 is National Panda Day. And as you celebrate the majesty of nature’s bamboo-loving clowns, take a...
Politics

“This Case Is Everything”

The future of our representative system of government is now at the mercy of the U.S. Supreme Court’s stolen conservative majority. The Court will soon have the opportunity to make a ruling that...
Politics

Tax Heaven

An ocean of leaked documents exposes how the rich and powerful hide their money from the taxman. Heard of the Paradise Papers? You haven’t if you still believe in the official American fantasy that honest...
Is Your Sex Toy Secure?
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Is Your Sex Toy Secure?

Before you invest in that vibrating Bluetooth butt plug, a word of warning: Use password protection, and don’t choose an idiot configuration like 0000 or 1234. Because the future is now, and anyone...
7-Inches for Planned Parenthood
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7-Inches for Planned Parenthood

When evil forces collude to oppress the innocent and vulnerable, we must resist and push back. This can be in the form of protest, civil disobedience, boycott and, in extreme...
Celeb Fetish Files
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Celeb Fetish Files

Celebrities are people too. They laugh; they cry; they love and feel loss…and sometimes indulge in the sweet stank of a woman’s foot. U.K. heartthrob and all-around genius actor Idris Elba can speak to the...
The Real Fake News: EPA to Crack Down on Environment
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The Real Fake News: EPA to Crack Down on Environment

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid concern surrounding his recent appointment of a smoldering raccoon carcass to the EPA’s Science Advisory Board, EPA head Scott Pruitt...
Stoners & Boners
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Stoners & Boners

If you worry that too much pot is hindering your sex life, fret no more, because science has stepped up with some sweet vindication to offset your chronic paranoia. “Doctor, is marijuana responsible for my...
In a Heartbeat: Keisha Grey
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In a Heartbeat: Keisha Grey

It’s early on a Saturday afternoon, and Keisha Grey, star of I Love My Sister’s Big Tits 6, Mandingo Sandwich and Anal Hotties, is currently pursuing another passion at her Southern...
Private Nudes
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Private Nudes

Sneak an exclusive peek at a refreshingly candid collection of snapshots from Italian fashion photographer Leonardo Glauso. His new book, Private Nudes, celebrates beauty, spontaneity and innocence. We capture...
Politics

Trump Hates Coal Miners

We love our coal miners,” the President said as he signed an executive order to lift coal mining’s safety and environmental regulations. Donald Trump spent much of his Presidential campaign...
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Trump’s Brinksmanship

What a pleasure it is to have an oafish President like Donald Trump to kick around. It doesn’t get any better for conventional politicians or the mainstream media that fawns on those bipartisan...