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America’s Greatness
There is a real danger in thinking that our country is always virtuous when its behavior obviously isn’t. Sometimes you read a passage that stops you in your tracks, and the world never looks quite the same...
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Space Dick?
There are some pretty big dicks in Australia—or rather, from Australia, cough, Mel Gibson, cough—but only one you can see from space. And it’s resting comfortably between Hugh Jackman’s legs, dressed...
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The Real Fake News: Dems Resist Trump With Biting Interpretive Dance
WASHINGTON, D.C.—It’s a Sunday evening, and the typically calm Capitol is a cacophony of music,...
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The Devirginizer
Face it, sex isn’t a cakewalk for everyone. Disabilities, anxieties—everyone comes to bed with their own baggage, and the pressure can be debilitating. But why go it alone when professional help is...
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Jizz Facials
If you’re a fan of giving or receiving messy, sticky cum facials, then you’re gonna love what these two bloggers have to say about the health benefits of hot loads. Angela Nwosu, from Nigeria, shares sex...
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Gangbangs for All!
Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of women? Well, researchers at the University of Montreal apparently. Their study revealed a not-so-vanilla fantasy shared by many of the fairer sex. Published in the...
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Twisted Tricks: Ten Odious Ideas for 10/31
Halloween’s history is older than that godforsaken, stale candy corn people still insist on handing out every year. To be fair, there are really two...
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Scared Stiff: Truly Terrifying Tales
Gather close, and prepare to be scared out of your skin! It’s a true celebration of terror as you’re guided through the world’s most notorious, sensational, horrifying...
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Time for Dems to “Fight Dirty”
The Republican Party is a machine that runs on big ideas. They are terrible, dangerous, racist, heartless and usually self-destructive ideas, but they are big ones. It’s time for...
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Your Right to Privacy
Your cell phone is a temple of liberty. As absurd as that may sound, it is a truth of the Digital Age. Even the ultraconservative U.S. Supreme Court has acknowledged that the government’s access to...
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Stop Right Fucking Now
What does your safe word say about you? A lot, apparently. A new survey (published by Bustle) from adult toy retailer Lovehoney asked 1,280 people about their go-to safe word. The results are in, and...
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Condoms Are a Crime?
In the spirit of SESTA/FOSTA and the Trumped up pretext of fighting human trafficking, one Pennsylvania county has discarded sanity and criminalized condoms. I shit you not. That’s right, condoms are now...
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The Real Fake News: Devos Blames School Shootings on Schools
LYNCHBURG, VA—During a speech at Liberty University, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos ceased speaking in tongues long enough to identify three...
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Warm Weenie Water: $38
People will buy anything. It’s like we’re allergic to money and can’t empty our wallets of it quickly enough. Shameless corporations exploit this, while postmodern artists use it to craft...
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Extremely Normal?
Triple anal, blowbangs and piss-boarding—is extreme porn the new normal? Five top performers weigh in on the undeniable popularity of this genre. Charlotte Sartre is smiling. The kind of smile synonymous...
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It’s Worse Than You Think
Fighting for Donald J. Trump’s removal from office (with life imprisonment as a well-deserved parting gift) remains a worthy goal. In the meantime an equally important objective is restoring a...
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Vindicating Torture
Appointing a documented torture honcho, Gina Haspel, as director of the Central Intelligence Agency speaks volumes about America’s image in the world. The coronation of “Bloody Gina”—an appropriate...
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Topless Selfies Trending
It’s in a U.K. tabloid, so you know it must be real. The Sun is confirming that, yes, women are taking to social media with saucy selfies of exposed boobies in very public and populated...
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Fellatio Finesse
When a seemingly new sex trend emerges, its repercussions can be both profound and unsettling (I’m looking at you, Jason Biggs). But where pies failed, fruit now reigns supreme as the edible sex aid of...
