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In a Heartbeat: Keisha Grey
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In a Heartbeat: Keisha Grey

It’s early on a Saturday afternoon, and Keisha Grey, star of I Love My Sister’s Big Tits 6, Mandingo Sandwich and Anal Hotties, is currently pursuing another passion at her Southern...
Private Nudes
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Private Nudes

Sneak an exclusive peek at a refreshingly candid collection of snapshots from Italian fashion photographer Leonardo Glauso. His new book, Private Nudes, celebrates beauty, spontaneity and innocence. We capture...
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Trump Hates Coal Miners

We love our coal miners,” the President said as he signed an executive order to lift coal mining’s safety and environmental regulations. Donald Trump spent much of his Presidential campaign...
Politics

Trump’s Brinksmanship

What a pleasure it is to have an oafish President like Donald Trump to kick around. It doesn’t get any better for conventional politicians or the mainstream media that fawns on those bipartisan...
Boob Goggles
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Boob Goggles

Like flying cars or teleportation, virtual reality technology had yet to align with our expectations of life in 2018. But then a Swiss-based tech firm went and changed everything by developing the first ever...
The Real Fake News: Prayer Eliminates Gun Violence
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The Real Fake News: Prayer Eliminates Gun Violence

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The obligatory outpouring of thoughts and prayers in the wake the largest mass-shooting in modern American history has achieved what many...
The Greatest Show On Earth
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The Greatest Show On Earth

 Is there anything scarier than a clown? Pennywise, the shape-shifting nightmare monster from Stephen King’s It, is terror personified, but add kink to the mix and suddenly the big...
Blow, Baby, Blow
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Blow, Baby, Blow

Hurricane relief just got a whole lot sexier. File under, “Only in Florida”: Hurricane victims left frustrated in the wake of Irma’s destruction were offered the sweet sexual relief they so desperately...
Eternal Life: Cryonics & the Science of Antiaging
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Eternal Life: Cryonics & the Science of Antiaging

A scientific revolution in antiaging and life extension is underway, and the focus is not only on retarding the aging process, but also on curing or reversing...
Politics

The Cowardly Liar

When Donald Trump revealed his intention to prevent “transgender individuals” from “serv in any capacity in the U.S. Military,” he lied about having consulted with his “generals and military...
Politics

The Blame Game

If you want to know how the country went to the dogs and elected Donald Trump our President, ponder a simple statistic recently issued by the U.S. Census Bureau: Americans’ median household income finally...
The Titty Committee
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The Titty Committee

Millennials, the most coveted marketing demographic on the block, are much maligned and oft misunderstood. What we do know is that they’re underemployed, overeducated and wizards at social media. And now...
Man Down: Dick Drama
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Man Down: Dick Drama

An erect penis can get into a lot of trouble under the wrong circumstances. No, you cannot break your dick, but there’s still a whole lot of horrible, cringe-worthy stuff that can happen to it with or...
Panties For Profit
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Panties For Profit

A former cleaner from London, England, is raking in the pounds. What’s her secret? Good old-fashioned grit, know-how and a knack for turning dirty laundry into cash money. Financial domination is well-worn...
12 Lays of Christmas
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12 Lays of Christmas

The assignment: to review hundreds of sex toys in an effort to hand-select for our readers the best, hottest XXX gifts of the season. Our hard-working staff devoted umpteen hours of research to achieve...
How to Be a Porn Star…Director…Agent
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How to Be a Porn Star…Director…Agent

IF YOU THINK PORN IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING UP AND FUCKING, THEN YOU’RE DEEPLY MISINFORMED. THE TRUTH IS, ADULT ENTERTAINMENT—WHETHER YOU’RE A PERFORMER, DIRECTOR OR AGENT— IS...
Kimber Kicks Ass
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Kimber Kicks Ass

Kimber Woods is about to kick a man’s ass—and he will be thankful for it.  As porn starlet and third-degree karate black belt Woods prepares to put her martial-arts skills to the test, her fists punch...
Politics

Every Voting System Hacked

There’s a reason why I’ve been ranting about the insecurity of computerized voting and tabulation for nearly 15 years: Every single system in all 50 states can be hacked and results...
Politics

Be Kind to Strangers

Tis the season to mark the virgin birth of the baby Jesus—clearly the ultimate example of an undocumented immigrant—and to issue a timely warning to President Donald Trump: Your constant bashing of the...
Royals Talk Dirty
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Royals Talk Dirty

Princess Diana was a living saint adored by millions. Then she was assassinated as part of an Illuminati conspiracy to assure Charles’ ascension to the throne. Or not. We may never know for sure. Until then...
The Real Fake News: Donald Trump Cancels 2020 Election
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The Real Fake News: Donald Trump Cancels 2020 Election

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In shocking early morning tweets yesterday, President Trump announced that he was canceling the 2020 elections because “No...