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69 Ways To Spend Your Anal Money
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69 Ways To Spend Your Anal Money

KRISTINA’S RECIPE FOR GHETTO SANGRIA: 1 BOTTLE OF KORBEL 1 BOTTLE OF WELCH’S GRAPE JUICE 1 McDONALD’S CUP What flavor would Kristina Rose be if she were ice...
Watch the Curves
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Watch the Curves

It’s hard to deny that motorcycles are a phallic symbol. After all, they’re often called “crotch rockets.” Trina Merry, an artist based in San Francisco, explored the sexual side of...
Going Gaga
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Going Gaga

During a concert in Belgium, Lady Gaga gave a visual shout-out to HUSTLER. Paying homage to one of our most controversial covers (June 1978), the pop provocateur climbed headfirst into a fake meat grinder. In...
Bum Rush
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Bum Rush

Brazil is known as many things—the annual host to a bacchanalian Carnival celebration, a hub of sugar production, a great place for Nazis to retire. But this South American nation should be celebrated...
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The FBI’s Accelerating War on Freedom

Among the chief celebrators of the Presidential reelection of the most voracious Big Brother in our history was the FBI, Barack Obama’s tireless partner in putting this...
Nice and Naughty in “A More Perfect Union”
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Nice and Naughty in “A More Perfect Union”

Taking sides in the conflict between good and evil, two bombshells square off verbally. But will they intimately team up to bare their essentials for “A...
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Killed!

If you’ve been swallowing mainstream news from CNN, Fox News, MSNBC or even the New York Times, you’re not getting the whole picture. Corporate-owned broadcasters and publishers suppress stories...
Democracy In Action
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Democracy In Action

Out of a field of 18 A-list porn stars, Bree Olson—the award-winning superstar of hundreds of hardcore flicks—grabbed our top honor by a cushy margin. It’s an impressive victory for the cornfed cutie...
Heartland Fleshorama
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Heartland Fleshorama

For one weekend every summer, there’s no better place to be than Roselawn, Indiana. These pictures were all taken at the town’s Ponderosa Sun Club, a nudist resort that—for the 37th spectacular...
Porn from the past
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Porn from the past

This photo likely dates back to the 1950s—the Dark Ages! Backthen, many Americans were openly racist, intolerant of gays and denied the existence of evolution. Thank God for progress. Thanks to M.M. of Mesa,...
No Blue Balls Here
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No Blue Balls Here

Any red-blooded American knows there’s only one thing that could make bowling better: Pack the alley with naked chicks! While public nudity is generally frowned upon in family-friendly amusement centers,...
This Ain’t Your Grandma’s Needlepoint
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This Ain’t Your Grandma’s Needlepoint

A lanky lady with dirty-blond hair and a mischievous smile, Ellen Schinderman has the amazing ability to cross something you watched Grandma do with acts you never wanted to think...
Pussy Power
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Pussy Power

Wild man Jeremy Cane has been on HUSTLER’s radar for a while. A semi-perverted, brutally honest and always entertaining outlaw writer and artist, Cane deftly combines filthy, funny poetry with colorful,...
Politics

Congress Tunes Its “Instrument Of Villainy”

My most exciting memory of growing up in Boston during the Great Depression was learning how our independence was born. A pivotal event occurred in 1761 in a...
Politics

Outsourcing Torture

If you are the least bit squeamish, don’t read “Globalizing Torture: CIA Secret Detention and Extraordinary Rendition,” an Open Society Justice Initiative report published by the Open Society...
Hypocrisy Is the Enemy
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Hypocrisy Is the Enemy

Note: This story originally ran in the July 2013 issue of HUSTLER. Larry Flynt is celebrating dual milestones. Now 70, he heads a business empire that’s larger and more profitable than ever....
Claire Danes: Boobland
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Claire Danes: Boobland

While Claire Danes is best known for her starring role as the bipolar CIA operative Carrie Mathison in Showtime’s hit series Homeland, this talented performer has been accumulating an...
Extreme Stripping
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Extreme Stripping

For the 15th year in a row, ED Publications hosted a shindig to crown the nation’s finest strippers and strip clubs. Held at the Orleans Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, the 2012 Exotic Dancers Awards...
Fellatio Fallout
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Fellatio Fallout

In the February ’13 issue of HUSTLER we used the “Dick in the Mouth” feature to get back at comedian Jeffrey Ross for dissing our fearless leader, Mr. Larry Flynt. Ross was a good sport about...
Copulating Couple
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Copulating Couple

Lilyanne Bloom and Max Sauvage, founders of PornographicLove.com, earn their keep by doing what they love: each other. The kinky Canadians launched the website to chronicle their sexual adventures, which...
Golden Genitals
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Golden Genitals

Nothing gets women naked faster than telling them it’s in the name of art.  Just ask American artist Spencer Tunick, who somehow persuaded 1,700 volunteers not just to strip down in front of an...