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Beaver Fever Heats Up HUSTLER Hollywood Grand Opening in Colorado
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Beaver Fever Heats Up HUSTLER Hollywood Grand Opening in Colorado

Retail chain’s Colorado Springs location launches with special guest Ryan Taylor, HUSTLER’s 2020...
Wet, Hot & Naked II: More HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time
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Wet, Hot & Naked II: More HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time

Hey, did you know that today is National Shower With a Friend Day? Yup, February 5 seems to come sooner every...
HUSTLER Classic: Christy Canyon’s Second Coming
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HUSTLER Classic: Christy Canyon’s Second Coming

In 1989, XXX superstar Christy Canyon was riding the comeback trail, and HUSTLER was there to capture her return to the spotlight with a pictorial and...
Erotic Hypnosis: A Mesmerizing Path to Bliss, or Creepy Brainwashing?
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Erotic Hypnosis: A Mesmerizing Path to Bliss, or Creepy Brainwashing?

Just when you think you’ve seen all there is to see within the world of sexual pleasures, something comes...
Sport-Fucking: HUSTLER Honeys Play Serious Ball
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Sport-Fucking: HUSTLER Honeys Play Serious Ball

Hello, sports fans! Sure, watching a close game of football or basketball is exciting. But throw in some hot babes who go the distance, and you have a sport...
AVN Awards 2020: XXX Superstars Sex Up the Red Carpet
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AVN Awards 2020: XXX Superstars Sex Up the Red Carpet

Angela White, Stormy Daniels and many more porn notables look pretty hot with their clothes on, too. Regarded as the “Oscars of porn,” the AVN Awards...
Brushing Up on Going Down: The Pros’ Guide to Eating Pussy
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Brushing Up on Going Down: The Pros’ Guide to Eating Pussy

Not sure that you’re giving your partner the best when you’re giving her head? Don’t worry—these expert tips from XXX stars will help you...
She Said What?!?! Porn Stars’ Best Tweets
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She Said What?!?! Porn Stars’ Best Tweets

Nuggets of social media wit and wisdom from Missy Martinez, Kimmy Granger and more… Typically, porn actresses are known for their ability to raise cocks, but...
HUSTLER Classic: To Hell With This Damned Chick
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HUSTLER Classic: To Hell With This Damned Chick

As we get deeper into the dreary winter months, you could probably use something to warm you up right about now, huh?  Well, how do the flames of Hell...
Lingerie Lovedolls II
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Lingerie Lovedolls II

Hot, half-naked babes wearing nothing but skimpy panties and bras are fantastic—and they’re even more fantastic when they slip out of their frilly intimates to reveal the goods underneath the...
I Watch Porn for a Living
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I Watch Porn for a Living

Meet The Porn Dude, who tirelessly evaluates the internet’s adult content so you don’t have to waste time with subpar spank fodder.  If you’ve spent any amount of time on the internet,...
HUSTLER Classic: A Totally Trippy Spread
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HUSTLER Classic: A Totally Trippy Spread

As the grunge era loomed, America’s Magazine gave readers a groove they could really get off on. Here’s a dose of nostalgia that will no doubt get you high—or at least...
Short-Haired Sexpots: HUSTLER Honeys, Close-Cropped and Red-Hot
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Short-Haired Sexpots: HUSTLER Honeys, Close-Cropped and Red-Hot

Long, flowing locks are great, but a sexy babe with a close-cropped hairdo is a special treat indeed. Check...
HUSTLER Classic: Sasha Grey’s Criminally Hot Spread
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HUSTLER Classic: Sasha Grey’s Criminally Hot Spread

If loving this Sasha Grey photo-shoot for HUSTLER is a crime, then lock us up and throw away the key.  Following her entry into porn, Grey became one of...
HUSTLER Classic: A Date With Destiny
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HUSTLER Classic: A Date With Destiny

HUSTLER has long been a beacon not just of sexual celebration, but of racial inclusion and diversity. Notably, the interracial photo-spread “Butch: A Black Stud and His Georgia...
Kinky Kittens Part II: HUSTLER Honeys Whip Up Another Fetish Frenzy
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Kinky Kittens Part II: HUSTLER Honeys Whip Up Another Fetish Frenzy

Ropes, chains, skintight rubber bodysuits, blindfolds…if there’s one group that knows how to work the...
HUSTLER Classic: Anna Nicole Smith Milks It for America’s Magazine
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HUSTLER Classic: Anna Nicole Smith Milks It for America’s Magazine

During her career as a model and actress, Anna Nicole Smith was primarily known for her work in front of the...
Meet the New Girl: Brooklyn Gray…Red-Hot!
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Meet the New Girl: Brooklyn Gray…Red-Hot!

Don’t let the name deceive you—Brooklyn Gray is anything but drab. Though still new to the industry, this 20-year-old XXX phenom, who arrived on the porn...
Theotis Beasley: From Preteen Skate Nerd to Globetrotting Shred-Master
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Theotis Beasley: From Preteen Skate Nerd to Globetrotting Shred-Master

Once a young skating prodigy from Inglewood, California, Theotis Beasley now travels the planet as a...
Howie Gordon: XXX in Hindsight
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Howie Gordon: XXX in Hindsight

As Richard Pacheco, he was a big star during the Golden Age of Porn. And with his massive memoir, he might now be the era’s chief historian. The Golden Age of Porn was a relatively brief...
HUSTLER Classic: America’s Magazine Does Australia
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HUSTLER Classic: America’s Magazine Does Australia

Deidre Holland doesn’t come from the Land Down Under, but she managed to make a significant cultural contribution to the continent in 1990 anyway. ...