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Josie Cotton: B-Girl on Her A-Game
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Josie Cotton: B-Girl on Her A-Game

Right on cue for this Twilight Zone age, the “Johnny, Are You Queer?” chanteuse is back with a reissue of her classic Invasion of the B-Girls album. In these days of...
HUSTLER Classic: Homebody Hottie
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HUSTLER Classic: Homebody Hottie

Feeling a little antsy from being cooped up? Take a cue from this September ’80 Honey, who made the most out of lazy days at home. Hanging out at home with nothing to...
Sex in Lockdown: Virtually Fucked
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Sex in Lockdown: Virtually Fucked

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global...
Red-Hot Redheads: A Photo Tribute
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Red-Hot Redheads: A Photo Tribute

No doubt about it, these are unusual times we’re living in. As we wait out this difficult era, why not bide the time by admiring another unusual—though far more...
HUSTLER Classic: The Crack of Dawn
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HUSTLER Classic: The Crack of Dawn

Some folks are morning people, and others just aren’t. But the November ’80 issue of HUSTLER offered readers a Dawn that even the most dyed-in-the-wool night owl would...
Koji Igarashi’s Bloodstained Return
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Koji Igarashi’s Bloodstained Return

The King of Castlevania is back with a thrilling and challenging follow-up to his iconic video game series. There are few names in the video game industry with quite the level of...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 5: All Hands on Dick
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 5: All Hands on Dick

Our XXX-perts help you get a grip on the perfect handjob technique. We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com,...
Hustling in the Age of COVID-19
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Hustling in the Age of COVID-19

Like most businesses, the adult industry is taking a big financial hit during the coronavirus pandemic. But porn performers are finding a silver lining in the camming world,...
HUSTLER Classic: Getting Fruity
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HUSTLER Classic: Getting Fruity

As the old saying goes, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.  And when life gives you melons, um, make melonade.  And when life gives you melons like these…well,...
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Sex in Lockdown: Pegging for Mercy

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global...
HUSTLER Classic: Bunny Business
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HUSTLER Classic: Bunny Business

Typically, HUSTLER is in the business of putting Honeys on its covers, leaving the bunnies to that other men’s magazine. But the April ‘78 issue of America’s Magazine was a...
COVID-19: A Sexual Survival Guide
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COVID-19: A Sexual Survival Guide

Self-isolation. Social distancing. The looming threat of societal and economic ruin. These are not exactly libido-swelling times we’re living in. But we’re here to help with...
Artie Lange: Whistling Past the Graveyard
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Artie Lange: Whistling Past the Graveyard

Artie Lange spent the better part of nine years as Howard Stern’s side kick and today is a regular on Judd Apatow’s HBO show Crashing. His newest...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 4: Hit ’em With Your Best (Cum)Shot
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 4: Hit ’em With Your Best (Cum)Shot

Our panel of XXX-perts puts you on the path to becoming a load warrior. HUSTLERMagazine.com is no stranger to the occasional cumshot. What looks...
HUSTLER Classic: Just Beachy
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HUSTLER Classic: Just Beachy

It’s springtime, and normally many Californians would be heading to the beach to play in the sun, sand and surf. Instead, most people are cooped up in their homes while they wait out the...
(Sensitive) Studs For Hire
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(Sensitive) Studs For Hire

You don’t hear as much lore and chatter about male escorts because, let’s face it, most women don’t have to try as hard to get laid. That’s not to say that there is anything wrong...
When Goat-Napping Goes Wrong
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When Goat-Napping Goes Wrong

First things first, be assured that this story ends up okay…unless you count one man’s crippling meth addiction. And his even more crippling bad judgment. Or the tattered remains of his...
Practice What You Preach
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Practice What You Preach

Okay, it’s no bombshell reveal that the South, with all its finger-wagging and moral hooha, is just as horny as the rest of us, but it’s always worth revisiting this factoid with due regularity,...
First Contact
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First Contact

Secret shame no more! If ever you’ve fantasized about the sweet caress of a Martian digit as it prepares your anal probe, you’re not alone. Like, the opposite of alone…you’re in very...
Boobs Save Koala Bears!
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Boobs Save Koala Bears!

One billion animals dead. Over 12 million acres of land up in flames. The Australia wildfires, still burning at press time, have caused untold destruction and suffering. So when the government was...
Assassin Nation
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Assassin Nation

Trump pulls the trigger on war crimes after a decades-long ban on U.S.-sanctioned assassinations of foreign leaders. For the past three years the Trump Administration has rolled back or plowed over decades of...