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HUSTLER Classic: A Close Shave
With the holiday season upon us, chances are you’re going to find yourself going to a dinner party or two over the coming months. The odds of attending a dinner party that ends like...
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Support Your Local Strip Club
A Step-by-Step Guide to the Time of Your Life I n the wee hours of many tequila-scented mornings, through the soft haze of vape smoke and that infamous neon glow, I have grinded on my fair...
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Missy Martinez’s Thanksgiving Guide to Food Sex
Stuffing isn’t just for turkeys; follow these tips and the next time you say, “Fucking leftovers again,” it will be with joy instead of disappointment....
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Thanks for the Laughs: A HUSTLER Cartoon Thanksgiving
Sure, Thanksgiving is known as a day for filling our guts—but why not bust one, too? Take a break from shoving things into your mouth and let a few laughs...
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HUSTLER Classic: Bald Is Beautiful
Attitudes regarding women’s hair—or lack thereof—have changed considerably over the decades. These days, famous beauties like Amber Rose, Natalie Portman and Lupita...
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HUSTLER Classic: The Texas Tunnel’s Grand Opening
In the January ’90 issue of America’s Magazine, a Beaver Hunt icon is born. Well, people do say that everything’s bigger in Texas. Beaver Hunt is...
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The JFK Files
HUSTLER’S RESIDENT JFK EXPERT REVISITS THE PRESIDENT’S ASSASSINATION FOLLOWING THE RELEASE OF OVER 19,000 FILES THIS YEAR AND DISPELS THE “LONE NUT” THEORY ONCE AND FOR ALL. For almost six decades now,...
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HUSTLER Classic: Take Me to Your Breeder
HUSTLER Magazine has never been afraid to “go there”—even when “there” is the far-flung depths of outer space. Numerous pictorials in America’s Magazine have...
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Sex Workers Tell All
Reddit: Birthplace of memes and home of the greatest off-the-record confessions on the internet. Last time we dipped into the well, it was celeb sex encounters; this time we’re after the funniest and...
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Everything Butt
Fan conventions are everywhere these days. From Japanese anime to The Big Lebowski, just about every niche interest imaginable offers some sort of forum for likeminded people to get together and geek out with...
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Jeffrey Epstein’s Predictable Demise
The only “conspiracy” involves public officials who don’t give a damn about our country’s inmate suicide epidemic. After convicted pedophile and accused sex trafficker...
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The Best Medicine
Guess what? Heart attacks are no fun. But almost dying is no reason to stop living, especially if the path to better health is paved with sweet sex. We recently discovered some surprising advice for...
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Guest Service
Some ideas make so much sense that you wonder how no one thought of it sooner. Like KFC’s paradigm-smashing Double Down sandwich, certain pairings are nothing short of perfection— sodium coma...
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Horror Of Horrors! Does Art Imitate Life?
People often say, “The darkest hour is just before the dawn.” If that’s true, then the dawn is overdue. It doesn’t take a sociologist to see that...
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Huawei: Bad Apple or Savvy?
The president has singled out a cutting-edge Chinese electronics firm as a threat to national security. President Donald Trump’s trade war with China is nothing more than another...
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The Orgy Dome
For the uninitiated, an event like Burning Man assumes an almost larger-than-life mythology. The costumes, the drugs, the desert, the drugs— every story you hear is crazier and more surreal than the one...
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Meet the New Girl: Daphne Dare, Renaissance Babe
Daphne Dare is a woman of many talents, both in front of and behind the camera—sometimes at the same time. In addition to her growing list of credits in such...
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Sam Richardson: Comic Royalty
If you’ve watched a comedy in the last five years, there’s a decent chance Sam Richardson was in it. Iconic TV shows like Arrested Development, The...
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Lingerie Lesbian Fun
10 Frilly Fillies Strip Down and Get Off Yes, we know; with winter approaching and temperatures dropping, most people are concerned with adding layers of clothing, rather than stripping them off. But if you...
